Anyone local to Helen will remember the awful waxworks at a seaside town. I’ve now worked out where she got her hair inspo from…
btw, that’s meant to be Kylie Minogue
btw, that’s meant to be Kylie Minogue
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With Helen’s hair
OMG it looks just like her!!! I dare someone to tag her in it on insta lol
She’s even got a helen outfit on 
did Jason dirty though
did Jason dirty though
I'll just leave this here...
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She wishes her face was that defined
Helen's tiktok about Filly came up on my fyp and one of the comments says 'he reminds me of Colin Farrell'. Video is cute but uh... a stretch.
Once again, an attractive thumbnail…
I swear, the wind changed direction and she's now stuck with that face.
I dont get all the gurning she does, she never used to do it in her older videos. It's like she cant control her face and has all these outbursts.
"Sweet Honeydoo"
Had to turn her new vlog off after 5 mins. She can't even be arsed to flatten all of her cardboard for the tip, she's too cool for that man 
bleeping gif.
Ooooh soz shes back on her super healthy veggie lyfstoile for one meal. Can do without the loud mmm noises though pal
(Okay I lied I watched about 6 minutes
glutton for punishment here 
)
She's only just! Getting poor Diane spayed?! I've lost count of how many phantom pregnancies she's had the poor thing. The vets surely pick up on that, cos I imagine they'll ask if she's had any before and Helen will stand there, picking and flicking her snot "oh yeeeeeeh she's had like 9 hur hur. Fine tho innshe"
Vile, vile dog owner
bleeping gif.
Ooooh soz shes back on her super healthy veggie lyfstoile for one meal. Can do without the loud mmm noises though pal
(Okay I lied I watched about 6 minutes
glutton for punishment here )She's only just! Getting poor Diane spayed?! I've lost count of how many phantom pregnancies she's had the poor thing. The vets surely pick up on that, cos I imagine they'll ask if she's had any before and Helen will stand there, picking and flicking her snot "oh yeeeeeeh she's had like 9 hur hur. Fine tho innshe"
Vile, vile dog owner
More shaming Fil for his portions and food choices in her story
Pot...kettle... Black?
Pot...kettle... Black?
Roll on Vlogmas . Her Vlogmas content last year was next level tit.
I do actually like that coat though.
. Her Vlogmas content last year was next level tit.I do actually like that coat though.
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I like the coat as well, would be great to know where it comes from tho…
Yes, yes it would. She never says where things are from, even when asked directly. So rude.
That's an interesting spelling of Christmas
More terrible driving with Helen
Welcome to my driving vlog
An invitation to
See how I act within my car
You'll wish you never knew
Sometimes it might be boring
Sometimes you might be scared
From dramatic hand gestures to eating McDonalds
The excitement can't compare
This is my crappy and boringgg
Driiiiiving liiiiiiife
Here she is talking to the camera AND reading from a cup instead of focusing on the road.
Later on... The irony of her complaining about other people's driving while she's demonstrating by taking both hands off the wheel at once and hasn't checked her visibility out the back window until she's well on her way.
Here she is adjusting her rings, again both hands off the wheel.
And now she's left the light on in the car so she can vlog, even though its dark outside (not illegal but best avoided)
She's JUST got in the car and is eating a Mars bar. Take a minute to eat it before you set off for goodness sake.
Make. It. Stop.
If I was being cynical I'd wonder if she was only meeting Kiera again now that she's launching Honey Doggy Doo.
Welcome to my driving vlog
An invitation to
See how I act within my car
You'll wish you never knew
Sometimes it might be boring
Sometimes you might be scared
From dramatic hand gestures to eating McDonalds
The excitement can't compare
This is my crappy and boringgg
Driiiiiving liiiiiiife
Here she is talking to the camera AND reading from a cup instead of focusing on the road.
Later on... The irony of her complaining about other people's driving while she's demonstrating by taking both hands off the wheel at once and hasn't checked her visibility out the back window until she's well on her way.
Here she is adjusting her rings, again both hands off the wheel.
And now she's left the light on in the car so she can vlog, even though its dark outside (not illegal but best avoided)
She's JUST got in the car and is eating a Mars bar. Take a minute to eat it before you set off for goodness sake.
Make. It. Stop.
If I was being cynical I'd wonder if she was only meeting Kiera again now that she's launching Honey Doggy Doo.
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