Shesaidwhat?
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Their bank statement must look more like a menu at this point
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Tyla73
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Presumably part of the problem was also that she’s a lazy twat? I have a couple of friends who have gone into FE teaching in the same way and it’s a lot of work - there is absolutely no way Helen would be up to it.
Anyway, that was quite a big reveal to stop half way through without elaborating and then run off
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Swipeupyouguys
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The chemistry is palpable there.
Jesuschristo
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Reminds me of Tim nice but dim
the teeth aren’t the only thing she has in common with him either
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tsuyu
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She hadn’t even had the tattoo a week! But it’s like when she went skiing a couple days after one of her arm tattoos. You kinda need to plan life around new tattoos, they’re an open wound after all! You wouldn’t go swimming in a lake a few days after surgery would you? She has no brains, I really hope she gets an infection
Juststopit
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I stopped watching her videos I while ago when I realised I wasn't hate watching her anymore, because she was too dull to even hate, I was just wasting my time.
I still follow her on insta though cos I'm a glutton for punishment.
I still follow her on insta though cos I'm a glutton for punishment.
Tyla73
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Looking back I have no idea how she managed to reel him in! They had so very little in common. For a start, Mark seemed like an actual grown up with a personality of his own.
Probably on how to be a gobshite.
Tyla73
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Most of us have to get stuff done on time when we’ve said we’ll do so - it’s called having a job. I find it hilarious that she thinks of herself as so selfless. She’s so incongruent.
I know a lot of people on here think that Phil freeloads off Helen but I think he‘s the one that needs to be wary of Helen financially. She’s someone in a failing career who’s used to spending a lot of money. She probably has a lot of consumer debt and she has neither the willingness or the life skills to actually work properly for a living. When her influencer career goes tits up she’s going to expect to faff about at home, still spending money like it’s going out of fashion, while he’s left trying to support two people and pay off all her debt on his salary.
I know a lot of people on here think that Phil freeloads off Helen but I think he‘s the one that needs to be wary of Helen financially. She’s someone in a failing career who’s used to spending a lot of money. She probably has a lot of consumer debt and she has neither the willingness or the life skills to actually work properly for a living. When her influencer career goes tits up she’s going to expect to faff about at home, still spending money like it’s going out of fashion, while he’s left trying to support two people and pay off all her debt on his salary.
Kindred
Well-known member
We are saving up to buy a used van as we have 4 kids that all need a car seat 🥲 and this dip
just got an actual 
vehicle for her and her sad boyfriend. Stop.
Also imagine meeting Phil and thinking "oh yeah, I want a bit of that" like, imagine wanting to stare at that face and being turned on by the sad eyebrows. Wanting to actually have intercourse with that sad empty gaze.. HELLEN IS WEIRD
just got an actual vehicle for her and her sad boyfriend. Stop.Also imagine meeting Phil and thinking "oh yeah, I want a bit of that" like, imagine wanting to stare at that face and being turned on by the sad eyebrows. Wanting to actually have intercourse with that sad empty gaze.. HELLEN IS WEIRD
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navybluewolf
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She implied that she wasn't paying enough in rent (although Josie was on a part time or 0 hour contract so didn't have much money). She also implied that Josie made loads of mess (which I don't think she did) so she had to get a cleaner.I've seen mentioned a few times that she was horrible to Josie when they lived together? I wasn't reading here then (was still a fan) can anyone recap what happened?
Oh and she went into Josie's room when she was away (which is a terrible invasion of privacy) and changed her sheets and her earphones ended up in the washing machine. I can't think of anything worse than living with Helen! She basically dragged her in to live with her as she can't be alone for a single second, and then dumped her when a cock of the month came along.
Swipeupyouguys
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Helen and Phillip chemistry chat... feel free to skip as we're onto the tattoo now.
Whoever was the wise sage mentioning their lack of sizzle is bang on, when I looked at the alton towers vlog, Ben and Beth are pretty arkward and clearly don't want to be filmed or know what to do as they're not used to the camera like Helen is, but I can see there is a chemistry there even in the two minutes they're on film. Fil and Helen seem as though they're been over each other for about five years now. sadly, I don't think she'll leave him, and it will have to come from his side, however he is too used to his creature comforts at chez anders.
Whoever was the wise sage mentioning their lack of sizzle is bang on, when I looked at the alton towers vlog, Ben and Beth are pretty arkward and clearly don't want to be filmed or know what to do as they're not used to the camera like Helen is, but I can see there is a chemistry there even in the two minutes they're on film. Fil and Helen seem as though they're been over each other for about five years now. sadly, I don't think she'll leave him, and it will have to come from his side, however he is too used to his creature comforts at chez anders.
CapnPancakes
Chatty Member
But… why would you put this on the internet. Forever. Where any futures kids will find it (and get bullied for it) Potential employers. Potential in laws. Potential husbands.
Just why?!
ETA: should I make this my profile pic?
Just why?!
ETA: should I make this my profile pic?
Shesaidwhat?
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Oh to have the privilege to not only announce that you’re taking it easy this week especially as the “none stop” things she’s referring to were for her own gain (travelling to Brighton for the tattoo and dicking about in a camper to shoot the music video) but to actually be able to do it.
Not to play into her jealous trolls rhetoric but how many of us have needed to take it easy but couldn’t because we have jobs, bills, children etc?
Not to play into her jealous trolls rhetoric but how many of us have needed to take it easy but couldn’t because we have jobs, bills, children etc?
Cyclophage
Chatty Member
She can’t spell even the most basic words, no way she wrote all that herself.
Whiterabbitsally
Active member
Yeah totally agree with the staycation term of phrase. Fucking awful.
Also which animal crossing character does Phil resemble the most... Imma gunna find it.
Also he is so expressionless and boring..... He just didn't react in that zip line video she put up.
Also all these 'wrap ups' and highlights of her showing off constantly. So annoying and self entitled. Like literally no one cares.
Always showing off how good her life is and how popular she is. When really she is probably head deep in her phone or laptop msot of the time or taking photos instead of enjoying the moment. Ugh I hate this Instagram culture.....!
Also she gave those little dogs their own sausage and chips does she want them to have heart attacks?!?!?!
Bore bore bore
Also which animal crossing character does Phil resemble the most... Imma gunna find it.
Also he is so expressionless and boring..... He just didn't react in that zip line video she put up.
Also all these 'wrap ups' and highlights of her showing off constantly. So annoying and self entitled. Like literally no one cares.
Always showing off how good her life is and how popular she is. When really she is probably head deep in her phone or laptop msot of the time or taking photos instead of enjoying the moment. Ugh I hate this Instagram culture.....!
Also she gave those little dogs their own sausage and chips does she want them to have heart attacks?!?!?!
Bore bore bore
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