Helen Anderson #20 Helen drinks a Whiskey drink, she drinks a Vodka drink.

[Disneylifeonly]

Honestly, Mark could have been the best thing to happen to Helen, because he seemed nice, hard working, and like he really had his head screwed on, and I think she almost didn't like that, I think she was desperate for drama with him to show the vlogs and it just never happened, I think she wanted another guy she could hold her "fame" and money over and Mark had his own life, job and money so he didn't need it, therefore couldn't be controlled or bought, and Helen must have hated that

 

[Tyla73]

I have a large car too for my husbands mobility. He cant get into anything low. My parents live in the middle of nowhere so nothing but a 4x4 will get down there especially in the rain (which happens a lot...Wales) Also we have a large dog that needs to sit in a dog bed/basket in a boot otherwise he gets car sick. I took him to Yorkshire once and he was in one of those hammock things in the back seats and the threw up about 10 times, Bless him, he is such a diva.

Mobility needs, countryside driving and big dogs are all valid reasons for a bigger car.

Being an attention seeking show off who is never satisfied with what they have, isn’t happy unless they are spending money, and makes themselves feel good by flexing are not valid reasons.

I literally made this face when she said she’s remortgaged the house and got the car on finance.
Is the cash starting to dry up?

So she’s remortgaging but not to buy the car (which would be bad enough)? Phil needs to get out of there before he gets roped into paying off her debts.

 

[navybluewolf]

No wonder all her tattoos look like a muddy, blurry mess. I can't believe she went in the water, sepsis is no joke!

I haven't got a new tattoo for like, 8 or 9 years, (I am poor lol) but I still slather my old ones in spf 50 and wear long sleeves if I know I'm going to be in the sun.

 

[Gh0sts]

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I would love to be as edgy and cool as Helga.

I couldn’t tell you the offside rule from elbow but im sorry the football has made so many people so happy - even those who don’t enjoy it usually (hello, me)

It’s like when people loose thier shit and buy her merch….I just don’t understand it. Am I broken?

She reminds me of myself as a teenager trying to be a bit different to everyone else to look "cool"... But she's 30

 

[Nao]

Sophie replied to a comment about helen swimming in a lake with a fresh tattoo. Not much of a comment but she now knows about it

I bet she's regretting doing the tattoo, just from all the drama and comments.

 

[CherryAcid]

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“Phiiiwwwl, let’s make it look like we gunna chop all ur ‘air offff hahahah”

… she proceeds to trim the tiniest of tiny neck areas

Phil has those eyebrows that makes me look scared all the time

 

[TalulahGB]

So she spends ages making a holiday itinerary but ruins it cos she can't spell for shit

 

[SpookyLumberjack]

Why does she have to morph into her partners? Didn’t really seem that interested in cars before Philly appeared

She wasn't, just like she didn't care about hiking before Mark...

 

[Emmapism]

 

[Tyla73]

Couldn’t agree more. Unless you have a big family, you don’t need a big car.

I give it a month max before Helen damages that car in some way, she can barely drive a small car.

 

[Juststopit]

If only BAFTA did awards for enthusiasm Fiwl ey?
Jack Daniel’s you disappoint me
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I've never seen a human with such desperate pleading eyes, it's more trapped animal than person.

Plus the"story" of this ad just doesn't fucking make any sense.

 

[PepsiCherry]

But… why would you put this on the internet. Forever. Where any futures kids will find it (and get bullied for it) Potential employers. Potential in laws. Potential husbands.
Just why?!
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ETA: should I make this my profile pic?

Well this confirms shes size 18. Never noticed she'd no tits before. Her body honestly looks great. She just needs to dress for her size.

Finished my wine and my skin. My dad and sister went out to the pub and brought me home cocktails gonna be locked for this

Cheers gang this thread is better than the show.

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Omg... this was for the love island thread not drinking with Helen

 

[Alien1956]

More pointless tat for her to use once and forget about .

This comment on her latest video. WTF is wrong with people ?

Could you imagine how mind numbing that would be !?

H: Do you fink I’m a good driver Phil??
P: yea
H: oh Phil look there’s sheep in that field!!!
P: oh yea
H: do you think we should go through the drive through phiiiiiil?
P: maybe
H: I love driving with you Phillip!
P:

 

[PepsiCherry]

Slagging weight is never ok

Calling her out about lying about her size is ok to do

 

[Juststopit]

Can’t even be bothered. She’s so dull and pointless.

Yeah, I'm in favour of it being "Helen or whatever" cos honestly who gives a flying fuck

 

[Swamgwam]

When was the last time she went for a run, to the gym, walked her dogs?

Or went skating??? Notice she didn't list that either...

 

[Jesuschristo]

I wonder if the tattoo artist saw the comments

Seems like it, she put a story up about ‘meanies’ on her page

I don’t understand why people to seek this site out and then complain about what they read. It’s clear what this site is and all they have to blame is their own morbid curiosity

 

[Tom_Nook]

View attachment 645102She’s better then? Considering last night she was puking into a mop bucket in A&E.

It's probably from the week before or something because the brand will have had to approve it first. What I don't get is why Nuii keep paying her for ads when she always goes on about Magnums. I'm also surprised the ad has a photo of her outside rather than in the headache cave of doom bed.

 

[Shesaidwhat?]

I was thinking randomly today, yes Helen some days you do live rent free in my head.

I wonder how the other clients in the hairdressers feel about her? Not to judge (very much) but if you’re the sort of person who can drop £500-£1000 on a trip to the hairdressers I highly doubt you’d be impressed by the woman who vlogs herself farting.

 

[9961]

Her need to buy things and give her partners stuff they don’t actually *need* is definitely an attempt to try and hold onto them. It’s actually quite sad lol.