His version of a fakeaweighHe's rubbed his hair and used some of the frylight he uses to style his hair ontop of his lego head.
It's monday... a.k.a fake weigh in day
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Constant reposts of his fans trying "his Yorkshires" recipe - its not even his, he said before he uses the pinch of nom recipe although they don't recommend half a bottle of frylite per batch.
Constant reposts of his fans trying "his Yorkshires" recipe - its not even his, he said before he uses the pinch of nom recipe although they don't recommend half a bottle of frylite per batch.
Where is your half stone award then harold you lying little bleep...
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He’s quoted ..honestly so made up..yes Harold we know it’s so made up
Posted a story saying he was going to the 11am class, but posted his result around 10:45...
I’m no expert at maths so work this out with me guys
2nd December first weeks loss after going back to basics lost 4.5lb
9th December lost 0.5lb
30th December post Christmas gained 8.5lb
6th January lost 2lb
13th January lost 2lb
Today lost 4lb
Is he due a certificate I was hoping was gonna call him out and say yep but the scrote ain’t earn this half stone yet I think but I’m no countdown contestant he still needs to lose 2.5lbs next week so if he does same again this week standby for pic of his certificate then.....me putting all this at least gives him chance to get one ordered off eBay for next week .....and also shows I’ve way too much free time on my hands lol
But instead of saying lost 8lb in 3 weeks which is great why not tell all his hangers on he had a massive gain at chrimbo so isn’t quite at half stone yet instead of making them think he’s lost over half a stone in three weeks....nob
2nd December first weeks loss after going back to basics lost 4.5lb
9th December lost 0.5lb
30th December post Christmas gained 8.5lb
6th January lost 2lb
13th January lost 2lb
Today lost 4lb
Is he due a certificate I was hoping was gonna call him out and say yep but the scrote ain’t earn this half stone yet I think but I’m no countdown contestant he still needs to lose 2.5lbs next week so if he does same again this week standby for pic of his certificate then.....me putting all this at least gives him chance to get one ordered off eBay for next week .....and also shows I’ve way too much free time on my hands lol
But instead of saying lost 8lb in 3 weeks which is great why not tell all his hangers on he had a massive gain at chrimbo so isn’t quite at half stone yet instead of making them think he’s lost over half a stone in three weeks....nob
So, in total, he has lost 13lb.......but has had a gain of 8½.........so doesn't that mean his weight difference between his restart, and today, is 4½lb???
So yes, in 3 weeks, he has almost cleared his xmas weight gain
Yep that’s what I thought but my uneducated brain especially on a Monday I wasn’t sure lolSo, in total, he has lost 13lb.......but has had a gain of 8½.........so doesn't that mean his weight difference between his restart, and today, is 4½lb???
I just had a look on his page and there was a comment saying how he and his meals were the topic of conversation at their group. The consultant should be stepping in and saying that Instagram should only be used as a guide and to remember to be following the plan correctly it should be a third speed food.
He also replied to someone saying they don’t need speed food on their plate, they can eat fruit afterwards. Completely defeating the point of speed food.
He also replied to someone saying they don’t need speed food on their plate, they can eat fruit afterwards. Completely defeating the point of speed food.
this was why he blocked me ages ago, because I replied to someone saying speed should be replacing some of the free food on the plateHe’s an idiot. Just goes to show he makes up his own plan, own losses and can’t take any criticism on it
Exact same reason he blocked me - I liked a comment of someone correcting him when he told a newbie that she didn’t need 1/3 of speed on her plate ever.
Ahahahahahah so he doesn't read here then?
Lol I’ve just seen and was coming on here to say......calling bullshit somewhere either fake certificate or he’s not honest with his insta account ....twitAhahahahahah so he doesn't read here then?
Hey Harry!
Hey you pube haired weasel faced streak of piss! You're about as believable as that gucci belt being real! duck off you lying wank stain!
Wonder why its taken him till 3 o'clock to post his certificate when he weighed in this morning
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Postman was late!
I'm sure he said he had 'rejoined' and showed a new book and everything.... now that pic seems to have disappeared !!! He's so full of 
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