Harry & Meghan #85 As the Actress didn't say to the Bishop

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Saw on Harry Markle ages ago that waffles, crocodile, and some other words they use are sexually explicit slang. The other common one slips my mind. Apparently there’s a lot of knowing giggling going on.
Am I the last person to catch on?
Yes they've used words that describe porno activities and say these are words said by Farchy. This was discussed a few threads back, and from memory @ResidentMerkin took one for the team and listed them all from the Urban Dictionary. Tattlers were reeling and some sensitive souls were traumatised. It seems a creepy and perverted joke for H&M to do this to a child. There was another new word by Farchy that he said the other day but I can't recall what it was.
 
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I've made a lovely photo of Piers Morgan been knighted 😄..Maybe I should send it to the daily mail lol 😄😄 xx

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Saw on Harry Markle ages ago that waffles, crocodile, and some other words they use are sexually explicit slang. The other common one slips my mind. Apparently there’s a lot of knowing giggling going on.
Am I the last person to catch on?
Let me help you out. The other one was Roast Chicken.
Eyebrows were raised during her engagement interview when she said he'd proposed "as they were making roast chicken" (or WTTE) because she claims to be vegan.Harry glances at her in shock and embarrassment. But the surprise to all us Missionary position and lights-out people was as nothing to the shock of those who are more adventurous in the bedroom because they know it's a sexual position where the bloke lies like a roasting chicken, legs pulled up beside his head while his partner pops a dildo or whatever into his poop chute.
So yah, in their engagement video. Filth.


 
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A Day in the Life of a British Prince:

"I get up around 10:30am after spending the night on the sofa because my wife kicked me out of bed three weeks ago following a catalogue of failures in the bedroom department.

Breakfast consists of a pile of waffles, berries, cheese, bananas, cream and marmite washed down with a pint of liquidised greens and a dozen vitamin and algae pills to boost my fertility. Sometimes I manage to give these to the dog.

After breakfast, Megs requires me to do some yoga. I have a nice blue yoga mat because I'm a boy. If I don't do the yoga properly my breakfast comes back up, so I have to be very careful about that.

Next, I'm allowed to play on the games console. I like GTA because it's manly and I get to take my frustrations out by beating everyone up and pushing them off buildings. Sometimes I think about pushing Megs off a building, but I quickly think about something else as I know that would be A Very Bad Thing To Do.

Megs doesn't like me eating lunch in case I gain too much weight, but I am allowed another green smoothie with added soil for roughage.

In the afternoon I receive direction from Megs. This consists of me sitting across a desk from her whilst she details all my character flaws and the mistakes I've made during the last 24 hours. These sessions help me to improve myself so that I don't keep repeating my mistakes and embarrassing Megs.

Afterwards we both go into the barn and take our frustrations out on a punchbag. Mine has a picture of my brother on and Megs has a picture of Catherine to punch. Megs tells me that all racists deserve to be punched and gives me her best right hook onto my face.

I have to have a lie down and a good cry by this point. I lie on the sofa and listen to darling Megs giving a piece of her mind to the Help, who comes from South America, but I'm not entirely sure where that is.

Dinner consists of a tofu burger, asparagus, hummus and another green smoothie. This meal rarely stays down and I feel very depressed by this point. Megs tells me I'm not trying hard enough. I could kill for a McDonald's.

Sometimes I manage to escape on my bike whilst security distracts Megs by showing her his muscles. I head downtown to the nearest fast food place and grab some much needed food. Sweet relief!

Bedtime. If I'm in favour, I'm allowed into bed with my darling Megs where she instructs me on what to do to her. Afterwards, she gives me a rating out of 10 and I receive a written critique which I must study carefully in order to improve next time. If I am very bad, I have to spend another night on the sofa.
the daily mail headline:
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have hired @kittenattack as NEW HEAD WRITER for all of their new Arsewell productions.
This groundbreaking tradition for the Douche and Douchenss of Sussex to hire an all inclusive staff for Arsewell. Not only old white men are included, but also kittens too. Often times, kittens are neglected and now kittens have a voice. Stay tuned for more children and chicken oriented programmings.
 
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I also respect those involved and would only watch it if I knew up front that the entire fee was being donated to Invictus or to the Veterans.
I'm not prepared to give them viewing figures!
 
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Its frightening to think how " wokey" thinks , isnt it? 😐😐😐
 
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The sexual innuendo thing is actually really horrible, if it's true. I mean, I'm 60 next month, dont consider myself particularly sheltered, but I've never heard any of these expressions (in a sexual context) and even less would I consider bringing them into conversation as a 'joke'. Yuk.
 
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Let me help you out. The other one was Roast Chicken.
Eyebrows were raised during her engagement interview when she said he'd proposed "as they were making roast chicken" (or WTTE) because she claims to be vegan.Harry glances at her in shock and embarrassment. But the surprise to all us Missionary position and lights-out people was as nothing to the shock of those who are more adventurous in the bedroom because they know it's a sexual position where the bloke lies like a roasting chicken, legs pulled up beside his head while his partner pops a dildo or whatever into his poop chute.
So yah, in their engagement video. Filth.


Thanks, everybody, for the recaps. Yes, I looked up the roast chicken definition as well, knowing they’d mentioned it in the video. But you, Freda, have made my day though I’m not sure I’ll ever see roast chicken the same way again. Pisses me off that he’s high-jacked one of my favourite meals 😬. Like I said, read about it a while ago but before I found this site, so missed the list... These people are really disgusting morons, the worst being that they think they’re cute.
 
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I meant that Hazzno wouldn't be popular with the Invictus participants as he's let the military down and is making money from them. Not that Americans aren't proud of their serving men and women. Of course Americans and British are proud of their servicemen it goes without saying!
ETA It's a fact that in the States servicemen are much more appreciated in some ways than in the UK where they sometimes are told not to wear their uniforms in pubs which is shameful. In America they can wear them and are accorded respect when out and about I believe. Americans here might say if this is the case?
No one cares if you wear your uniform while enlisted in the US. Some people will come up to you and thank you for your service-- that makes some of the soldiers feel kind of awkward from what I understand. There are some rules for wearing your gear after getting out; I have no idea what those are. A lot of people who aren't in the military and never have been wear camouflage as a fashion choice or for hunting, so not everyone wearing something that looks like a military uniform in the US is in the military. No one cares about that, either.

The only time people get upset about someone wearing military gear here is when they're pretending to have served when they didn't in order to commit fraud. It's called "false valor" and there aren't a whole lot of other ways to get people madder quicker than that here.
 
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the daily mail headline:
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle have hired @kittenattack as NEW HEAD WRITER for all of their new Arsewell productions.
This groundbreaking tradition for the Douche and Douchenss of Sussex to hire an all inclusive staff for Arsewell. Not only old white men are included, but also kittens too. Often times, kittens are neglected and now kittens have a voice. Stay tuned for more children and chicken oriented programmings.
Good post Candy Tandy and very witty😆😆😆
 
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Bark Jack on Twitter
😂😂😂 I came in here to post the same thing. Thought I’d better check over the 8 or so pages I had to read. Finally got to the last post to find it had literally just been posted 😂😂😂
 
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He is unfortunately still posting about the harkles on twatter This was a few hours a go,
Useless twa t they are pretending last night doesn't exist, suppose it they ignore it will go away. Would like to know what the impact has been, going to cancel my Netflix account if any of those dickheads get paid for their old gobshite
 
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Yes they've used words that describe porno activities and say these are words said by Farchy. This was discussed a few threads back, and from memory @ResidentMerkin took one for the team and listed them all from the Urban Dictionary. Tattlers were reeling and some sensitive souls were traumatised. It seems a creepy and perverted joke for H&M to do this to a child. There was another new word by Farchy that he said the other day but I can't recall what it was.
Thanks for the update. Creepy and perverted is right - they seem to have absolutely no sense, none, if common decency.
 
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The thing about "roast chicken" etc is that its very hard to call out without sounding completely bonkers? Because no one normal would take those words/phrase out of normal context :cry:
 
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