Harry & Meghan #58 From bump concealing to thunder stealing. Poor Eugenie how you feeling?

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Excellent analogy! He expects to keep his salary, parking spot, favourite coffee mug, paid annual leave, and an invite to the paid for work’s Christmas do!

Cheeky git!
But he doesn't want to be on the roster to empty the dishwasher, nor is he going to contribute to the whip around when someone leaves
 
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IVF - but with a surrogate? Since there were concerns whether she could carry to term?
Oh, and my bet is on Canada the first time round - what about now? (Given various covid restrictions etc).

About the secrecy - if they used the surrogate, then obvious reasons for secrecy (succession line etc), but IVF with her carrying? No reason to be ashamed of it at all, could have done it all in the open - EXCEPT that when you have things to hide from your past, you don't want people to start asking questions...and she wanted a baby boy, quick, to cement any potential alimony payments in the future.
 
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They can hide children forever though so I don’t get the Archie doesn’t exist at all theory!
 
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I would love them to show baby scan image
Where they have forgot to edit out the details
wrong dates gender mother’s name
 
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Thing is he's such a negative little angry fucker he can only see things from his angry negative perspective, he's angry at the world, he's selfish to the core, we've seen that and actually despite what him and his wife may claim they don't give a damn about anyone but their own selves. They've created this selfish little bubble and it would take a man with a backbone to burst that bubble.
 
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Apple news - Meghan Markle the new look of millennial motherhood. Whats a millennial again? We are almost the same age and I’m definitely an xennial- a few years between gen x and millennials where we had an analogue childhood and digital adulthood. She’s trying to make herself not nearly 40 - again. Also, what look? We haven’t see her? She’s in a tent if it’s just that preggo photo we are getting. Sigh.

For the ‘what about Andrew’ stans, he’s already been retired, and that’s all while Brenda is alive because apparently he is her favourite ‘why Brenda why - Anne is right there’ but doesn’t anyone think he will be out in the cold for good once Charles is King? Beatrice and Eugenie are not going forward as senior royals apparently so the whole family can be edged out except for private things the girls will attend. Also not fair to punish the girls for their father’s issues, but I still think he should be interviewed by the FBI.
 
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I dont believe he has the balls to do that. Smegz has them in her handbag
 
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Thank you so much. I am glad we are still Tattle friends. When you do get the time, I am sure many of us on here will be interested to learn about how you ended up here with us lot! Seriously, I think your story will be very well received here and we will find it really interesting. As for you being an ’invader’? No! Give over! It is brilliant to hear from people outside of the U.K. that’s why this place is special. You are a wonderful poster and your views make the discussions even better.
 
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I believe she is a cunt of epic proportions. I think Archie exists I don't think he came out of her faux Royal vagina though.
 
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Yes, the preacher at the wedding did not read the room. AT ALL. Like those who hired him, he was too self absorbed and full of his own self importance, esp at a Royal Wedding.
That bloody wedding. As I watched it, it was like Richard Curtis wrote it. It was like "Notting Hill 2-Wokester Boogaloo"

If they did go for gender selection (even it was for a girl), how does that jive with their superior moral values? This process is used to eliminate female foetuses, how is that feminist?

Also not fair to punish the girls for their father’s issues, but I still think he should be interviewed by the FBI.
To that I would say to the Americans, handover Anne Sacoolas and then we will talk.
 
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Christ she is NOT a millennial. I barely feel like a millennial and I was born in 1989 (I realise that means I probably am but I have enough memory of my analogue childhood to not identify with younger millennials)
 
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Totally irrelevant I know, but the little girl in the blind is absolutely adorable . Sorry, tattle on....
 
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That 'blind' not sure if I trust it, pretty sure they are drip fed info from Sunshite sucks. However it makes sense that a psycho such as her would have had her aging eggs frozen at the first hint of the crown jewels. I mean she probably had him wanking into a pot on the second date
Probably as part of a roast chicken session
 
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Hello again! I have finally caught up - this is such a fast moving, informative and entertaining thread.

For the Harpo bingo, have we had 'Turning a negative into a positive'? I've seen her say this on two separate occasions (and neither occasion was apt).

Also I'd like to tell you of a conversation I had with a friend yesterday. We are two women who from a republic country (Ireland) and neither of us has ever mentioned any member of the royal family before or shown any interest in them when we're together. Friend was due a visit from an electrician at 2 pm yesterday, and she has a bit of a crush on him. She had been mortified when he had arrived at 8 am, and this was our chat last night;

Me - 'Oh no! I'd hate that. Were you even dressed?'
Friend - 'Nope. I had on a pair of hideous pyjamas, they're old and clingy and I had No. Bra. On...I basically opened the door to a man I fancy looking like Meghan Markle the day her moon bump fell down.'

She really didn't fool anyone with that moon bump, did she?
 
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It did cross my mind....that they will be trying to get round all the surrogate rumours, and at some point admit (teary eyes included) that they went down the IVF route because she knew she might have 'health problems', and 'felt ashamed', and there was 'a lot of pressure' etc, which would get them sympathy, of course.... (just to make it clear - I have no problems whatsoever with IVF, or using a surrogate, but I do have a problem with people lying about it).
 
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It’s a bit frustrating that instead of putting a positive spin on IVF and surrogacy and bringing fertility issues into the light which would help people, for the sake of a pointless place in the line of succession (it literally means nothing with so many heirs at the moment) they went all secretive and have led to all the speculation and lies. Faking a pregnancy is insane.

It’s behind a paywall bit in the times a columnist has documented her journey to motherhood via surrogacy - in America and the UK. Sophie Beresiner. It’s very well written was following it week to week and it got quite stressful - spoiler below
It has a happy ending
 
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I do hope the DoE recovers again. I am rather fond of him, even though I am fully aware his persona is rather multi-layerd. He is most definitely racist even though he would be insulted and probably strongly believes he isn’t. It is not the back to slavery, deny them rights and education kind of style, but the they are so exotic, lived better under the British, funny dress way. You can definitely do both, work against racism on the one hand and at the same time perpetuating racist behaviour (I mean we all are against child workers but most have no problem buying things that are made that way because cheap). He will call out unjust and racist behaviour but is probably blind to systemic racism or doesn’t realise how impactful it actually is. There is also a difference to look at things from far away and to deal with them on a personal level.
He also has a similar attitude to most people. An elitist, sexist, cynical and patronising mindset. But he also suffered severe trauma in his childhood and probably feels he put many of his own wishes on the backseat for the Crown. The DoE is also OLD AF. Many old people loose all their filters and get downright mean- without meaning it that way. It’s good that they keep him from public comments. He is also extremely funny and I definitely massively do enjoy his not PC jokes in a cringey way. He did whine about cost cutting, which might even make it impossible for him to play Polo anymore. Another interview from a member of the BRF that was a complete train wreck. It’s a miracle they didn’t get kicked out then. He learned his lesson about publicly whining though. All in all I will miss him when his time comes. He was like the cringey utterly unlikable side kick, that still has one of the best lines and creates unbelievable painful moments that make you happy it wasn’t you and no one you actually know.
I wonder- maybe that will be the new role of H&M? The utterly woke, word salad babbling Cali ex pats. Giving cringey interviews, while many are happy they are not their own relatives. It’s actually pretty funny if you think about them that way. There are numerous crazy conspiracy theories around them and they produce headlines non stop. The BRF can lay back and just get on with it and modernise while many are distracted. I mean, W&K must be so happy. They fought for a long time to decide when their children are to be seen and what they want to share (and how mean and entitled, people and tabloids acted about it). They pushed through and the Sussexes are the gift that keeps on giving. I am pretty sure they actually enjoy this to some extent. Especially as all sides are adamant to tell us, everyone is growing closer again. They cannot be called out for not supporting, can enjoy their private relationships all while their shenanigans don’t interest anyone.
They will be the next Fergie. The future will probably be the monarch and heir so all siblings and cousins can live happily, extremely privileged and still kind of exploiting their closeness to royalty without the duty. Just like all the others that benifit from rich/prominent/powerful relatives.
 
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Just watched the clip of Princess Anne and just wondered if she herself has covid . Didn't William carry on with his zoom calls during the time he was ill with it ? BP pointed out that PP doesn't have covid but maybe Anne does ? Anyway... she doesn't look well with those eyes and the way she is speaking to me. Plus how she's starts off her message too.
 
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