Harry & Meghan #57 Slimy Smeg slithers out scott free again

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Congrats on the new thread lovelies 😘 I preferred the original title I must admit 🤣 X

The biggest non-surprise in the world this Valentine's Day hey, we'll see as much of this dolly as poor old Darren (not that anyone's bothered).
 
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Congrats on the new thread lovelies 😘 I preferred the original title I must admit 🤣 X

The biggest non-surprise in the world this Valentine's Day hey, we'll see as much of this dolly as poor old Darren (not that anyone's bothered).
I feel offended my original alliteration has been altered, that's it, I'm doing a smeg, and suing! hahahah!
 
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Main news of last thread:

- Smegma won her court case 🙄
- She’s dusted off the moonbump again 🌝

So, let’s start thinking about names. Here is my list so far, make your suggestions and I will add them to the list!

Girl

Allegra

Diana

Dolly

Doria

Frances (Diana’s middle name)

Harriet

Henrietta

Kamala

Meghan

Netflixetta (thanks @Baguette)

Oprah

Princess

Rachel

Serena

Spotifyiana (thanks @Baguette)

Boy

Archie 2

Charlie

Darren

Farchie

Markus

Omid

Royal

Well
It will be a girl. I just had a look at the Dearborn Michigan gallery and some of them are really creepy.
My suggestion for a girl's name is Impacta Asturdia Latex-Wales
 
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Hazza’s feet are gross. They should be covered at all times.

When pregnant, you aren’t supposed to lay on your back, it decreases the blood supply to the baby.

Hazza’s feet are gross. They should be covered at all times.

When pregnant, you aren’t supposed to lay on your back, it decreases the blood supply to the baby.
Lay or lie, can’t remember I’m down the first martini.
 
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I don't understand why Archie wasn't in the photo? If they don't want to show his face than just photograph him from behind. It's like he doesn't exist?
 
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Currently cringing at the thought of all the pregnancy announcement copycat poses I'm going to see on Facebook for the next few months :sick:
 
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Husband caught me perusing the latest odds on Paddy Power. He suggests D'Shawntay to keep it real with the sugars.

Anyway if anyone wants a flutter you can seriously get odds of:
50/1 Eugenie
100/1 Kamala
200/1 Oprah
200/1 Melania

They are also taking bets on Archie's first career:

3/1 Lawyer
4/1 Armed Forces
4/1 Writer
6/1 Architect
6/1 Commercial Pilot
8/1 Scientist
Taxidermist
 
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The reason she is lying down on her back is so that the moonbump doesnt sway like last time. She's read the comments and learned lessons.

I really hope Eugenie issues photos of her baby to eclipse the H&M news.

With them not including Archie in their photo, not even the back of his head, makes me think there is something wrong with him
Surely any normal loving parents would involve their first born in a reveal of their second???
 
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Well done Hamster for the thread 🐹 !!
I don't think that photo is of Minge, too tall, legs too fat, face wrong and ears wrong. Looks like she's got cornrows but we need an expert to look at it . @YeltsinsTank ?
This psychopath loves to be "pregnant" though she's not pregnant, total control adjustjng the sac to suit and all the focus on her the earth mother. It's a very powerful weapon and she's timed it well. No need for Noballs to face the wrath of people in the UK now. No need to clutter this shot with a messy borrowed toddler ... look at me me me!
It will be far easier to hide in the US than here. They've never told us the truth so why start now?
I noticed the cornrows, too. I reckon it's the surrogate and they hoped no one would notice.
 
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Hazza’s feet are gross. They should be covered at all times.

When pregnant, you aren’t supposed to lay on your back, it decreases the blood supply to the baby.


Lay or lie, can’t remember I’m down the first martini.
Hazza’s feet are hobbit hooves 🤢
 
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I noticed the cornrows, too. I reckon it's the surrogate and they hoped no one would notice.
I love the inspector detectives on here, I keep going back and looking at the photo after reading your finds, and like ooooooo
 
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I don’t often post on tattle but I love reading all your thoughts!!
Baby Names... Aurora or Harriet for a girl Monty for a boy (short for Montecito where the immaculate conception has occurred 🤣)
She wont use Aurora, Patrick J Adams an actual star of Suits called his daughter that. She will want something along the lines of Diana, a variation of it.
Kate and William beat them with Charlotte having Charles, Elizabeth for HM and Diana.
 
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Husband caught me perusing the latest odds on Paddy Power. He suggests D'Shawntay to keep it real with the sugars.

Anyway if anyone wants a flutter you can seriously get odds of:
50/1 Eugenie
100/1 Kamala
200/1 Oprah
200/1 Melania

They are also taking bets on Archie's first career:

3/1 Lawyer
4/1 Armed Forces
4/1 Writer
6/1 Architect
6/1 Commercial Pilot
8/1 Scientist
Paddy Power missed an ideal chance to troll here. They should have added travel agent!
 
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I don’t often post on tattle but I love reading all your thoughts!!
Baby Names... Aurora or Harriet for a girl Monty for a boy (short for Montecito where the immaculate conception has occurred 🤣)
The horse is thinking “I‘ve heard about you. Stay away from me you ginger bleep
 
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