She gets bored with everything, sooner rather than later!Two jars of jam? Why would you publicise that? Has the crop failed? More likely it's a sign she's bored of jam.
What's is going to be:
Flatpack appearence
Flatpack emergency
Fire
Harry emergency
Jar no 1
Sex tape leak
Rehab
So if she's bored with 'her own' jam, WTF does she think anyone else would be interested in the bloody stuff?!
I reckon that this really is all she's got left.
A raggedy old jam pot and some dog biscuits....and she puts that up against the Beautiful, Fabulous Princess Catherine, our Queen-to-be whom the world has splashed all over their frontpages..?
She needs her head examined. Her narcissistic fantasies are way out of control.