Harry & Meghan #448 What's The Appeal?

[Libitina]

The nurses here wouldn't touch that with a block of frozen sanitiser Smegs is so inelegant, uncouth and a proper "aunty" (in the derogatory sense, a bitchy older woman who always has her nose in others' business; could also refer to a woman of any age with similar tendencies).

Maybe she's adding more of these weird old bandage-y things to every new iteration of her good in a sweet nod to their true origins - cursed jars stolen from the tombs. Open them at your own risk!

That Dr Who episode scared me to death.

Prince Louis certainly has the moves.

that side profile of William in the rain reminded me of his Grandfather.

CPoWs outfit reminded me of this famous outfit.

 

[PurvyPanda]

Tomorrow's papers.

Haz might be spending the night with the chickens to escape the meltdown.

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And a fair lady she is!

Mirror mirror…

 

[VC10]

Ooooo ! I wonder if The Princess of Wales was subliminally getting at the old multibroadcast hoe , wiv the titfer??
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[The Tipsy Titian]

Isn't there a big step into the balcony though?
And getting on/off a carriage in heels is not an easy thing.

Don't forget she's also had major stomach surgery. Its 20 years since I had mine and it can still be painful reaching, stretching and stepping up and down things. And that's without the 4"heels

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[blesstheirhearts]

After the Mother’s Day photo being ripped to shreds does Bouzy and this stupid woman think that they would release a photo that had been altered in any way?

MM fans take note ….. Catherine has a natural beauty which doesn’t need to be photoshopped unlike your Kween, who we are not sure what she actually looks like because she is different in every photo due to the amount of work done on them to make her look presentable. I think the candid shots taken by the public give us the best idea of how she looks in real life …….. and she ain’t wearing well.

edited to add this picture of a candid public photo …… sorry if it puts you off you breakfast, should have put it behind a spoiler ……
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WTH are those bits of dark debris in her hair and along the hairline? She just looks dirty and as if she’d smell.

The real royals looked awesome today from what little I’ve seen.

 

[ChastityDingle]

Tomorrow's papers.



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No pressure there, eh! I think the the expression that someone broke the internet, is overused, but she probably did!

Lovely to see all the positive headlines. It was really what most people wanted from the day, once it was announced that she would attend. To see her looking so well and hopefully well on the way to full recovery.

Huge credit to everyone involved today, it was an amazing ceremony to watch.

 

[wibble]

"It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and an angry woman."

Just saying Harry...

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

Smeg’s dog biscuits will probably arrive to customers in a plastic sandwich baggy broken; you know, like her poor Beagle’s legs were shortly after he arrived in country.
She’s such a witch.

I watched playback of TTC on YT. It was lovely & Princess Catherine looked beautiful!

 

[KatLit]

Nacho has no top lip. Never trust a man with only one lip.

And Hitler only had one bollock. Never trust a man with just one of something?

 

[wibble]

And Hitler only had one bollock. Never trust a man with just one of something?

Himmler was somewhat similar.

 

[Who’sYerDaddy]

Himmler was somewhat similar.

You just wrote that ‘cause it rhymed, didn’t you, @wibble

 

[Allflightscancelled]

Himmler was somewhat similar.

Gawd, my dad used to sing this when I was a nipper <reverie>

 

[wibble]

You just wrote that ‘cause it rhymed, didn’t you, @wibble

And poor old goebbels
had no balls at all.

We used to have to sing it in assembly...

 

[KatLit]

Gawd, my dad used to sing this when I was a nipper <reverie>

so did mine! And the Batman one to the same tune!
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so did mine! And the Batman one to the same tune!

Batman has only got one ball
Robin has none at all
the Riddler
has lost his tiddler
and it's hanging on the carsey wall!

 

[wibble]

so did mine! And the Batman one to the same tune!
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Batman has only got one ball
Robin has none at all
the Riddler
has lost his tiddler
and it's hanging on the carsey wall!

Batman and Robin in the Batmobile
Batman did a rusty one
and paralysed the wheel.
The engine couldn't take, so it fell apart
and all because of Batman and his supersonic fart.

Back on topic...

Neil Sean... as ever we have to say allegedly...

With news of The Finger's big rained scheme...

 

[Rusty1414]

I thought this was a lovely tweet

 

[MrsSlocombe]

I have a strong feeling of unease after today. I can't put my finger on it but Charles appears frailer, and William looks strained. Kate came out today to support her husband.... and there is a reason why.

The King looks very unwell - both he and the Queen looked very emotional when the national anthem was played when they were on the balcony - it reminded me of how emotional the late Queen was on her last balcony appearance (She obviously new that it would be her last one)

 

[CELESTE CROCKETT]

And even the dog looks embarrassed and is trying to pretend they're nothing to do with him.

I cannot express how utterly evil the ho is.
To spend her time in a ridiculous game of pointless one up manship is just so bitchy and nasty. To do this today. OK so shes made herself a laughing stock again but honestly to even think of doing this. Honestly KC has got so step in surely

 

[AmIbeingTreasonable]

Harry & Meghan #449
Oh no black Betty Meghan, spams us with jam