Diana's Ghost Criticised for Missing Perkin's Birthday Party
Royal expert, Tom Quinn, has revealed that the ghost of Diana may have been too busy to attend.
Writing in the Mirror, Mr Quinn offered a series of educated guesses about the goings on at the party.
A star studded array of celebrity guests gathered to celebrate little Perkin's birthday, including Abigail Spencer, P Diddy, Mindy Kaling, three debt collectors and, an uber driver - dragged in to make up the numbers.
The guests were treated to an array of delicious food, whipped up in the American Riviera kitchen: including jam sandwiches, jam sponge, jam tarts, jam cheese and pineapple on sticks - and other sweet treats stolen from the Bero Recipe book and smeared with jam.
A mild thrill of excitement ran through the assembled
hostages guests, when during a game of Squeak Piggy Squeak, Harry (
formerly known as Prince) let slip that the Nigerian government will bestow upon his wife the title of Duckegg of Suspects, during their forthcoming trip.
But sadly one guest was absent, the ghost of gan-gan (
all rights reserved).
The mystery was solved when it was revealed Diana's ghost had attended the Met Gala.
And in a terrible twist of fate, the spectral ever-presence in the
royal couples life had stolen the glamorous pairs invitation.
"Obviously we were disappointed," said a source, with knowledge of the matter, "but we couldn't have gone anyway because this one as late back from playing with his imanigary friend on the see-saw and needed a bath."
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