I imagine that this question has been asked many times, but could someone please explain Celebitchy to me?
I wandered over there - I used to read years ago before Kaiser went insane and started posting thirty RF articles every day - and my jaw dropped so far that it couldn’t be winched up with a crane.
The King, apparently, used his Hollywood power to insert bad press in the Hollywood Reporter’s 2023 worst celebrities. That is, of course, after he ordered MI5 to assassinate the gruesome twosome in New York (notwithstanding that the Mayor said the ‘chase’ was bullshit, and the taxi they and a sleeping Doria were in was overtaken by a bicycle). As if our security services would a) be that inept and public and b) assassinate two American citizens plus a (disgraced) Prince of the Realm on American soil. William is now known as ‘Waity Willy’ and all he wants to do is take the throne from Charles - that is, when he’s not cheating on/planning to divorce Catherine, who is referred to as Kkkate/Khate. Who apparently is a bully because lipgloss and tights and not making the Markle her sister and allowing people to be ‘mean’ (I mean, really, grow up) to her during the whole year she graced us with her presence. Harry is ‘brave’ and ‘thriving’ and ‘telling his truth’ (ick) - as a white guy at the top of a colonialist and imperialist structure who dressed up as a Nazi and used racial slurs, endlessly complains, lies and whines in print and the press/television, and was wholly justified in revealing the most personal and intimate details about his entire family, particularly his father. Camilla (‘Cowmilla’
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
) is horsefaced and evil. All of them tried to ‘dim Meghan’s light’ and refused to let her modernise the entire British nation and Commonwealth, which now hates us because of our ‘treatment’ of her (because Windrush wasn’t a thing, and Black nations who were forced into the British Empire apparently had no reason to resent/despise us Before Markle).
What I simply cannot understand is how these women, some of whom are virologists, musicians, historians and writers, can deny the evidence of their own eyes/ears. Markle has been caught out in lie after lie after lie - each of which has been documented and corroborated by independent sources. The two have spent the last half decade trashing an institution the Markle worked for for seventy two days. They’ve been getting rich from selling private information such as William’s circumcision and Charles’ tendency to travel with his teddy bear. How can educated people fall for this narcissistic bullshit? Because the Markle is pretty - is it that shallow? Because they’re projecting their own agendas/historical grievances on her? Because they genuinely see the Liars as victims, who deserve to live in obscene wealth and can betray everyone around them for yet more money? Is this parasocial, or cultic?
Happily, I was banned from CB a while ago, because I didn’t agree that Sophie Turner should lose custody of her children and suffer a humiliating divorce simply because she liked some IG posts that were critical of the Markle. But - I just don’t get it. I don’t understand how people can lie to themselves so flagrantly and indulge in three minute hates against Kate on a daily basis.