SONG TIME
It's a very sad tale...
Folks, here's a story 'bout Meggie the Moocher
She was a white black hoochie-coocher
She had the roughest, toughest fails
But Meggie had a heart as hard as a nail
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)
She's-a-ho-ho-ho (She's-a-ho-ho-ho)
Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee (hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee)
Hey-H-H (hey-H-H)
She messed around with a bloke named Harry
He was rich so they did marry
He took her down to London town
And she showed him how she merched her clothes around
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)
She's-a-ho-ho-ho (She's-a-ho-ho-ho)
Hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee (hee-de-hee-de-hee-de-hee)
Hey-H-H (hey-H-H)
She had a dream about the Duke of Sussix
He gave her things, she got on Netflix
She wanted a home built of gold and steel
A diamond car, with the platinum wheels
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)
She's-a-ho-ho-ho (She's-a-ho-ho-ho)
Skip-a-bibby-goop-a-bibby-give-a-bibby, bubly-bop
(Skip-a-bibby-goop-a-bibby-give-a-bibby, bubly-bop)
Ah-brr-iggy, brr-iggy, brr-iggy, haw (ah-brr-iggy, brr-iggy, brr-iggy, haw)*
She wanted his townhouse and his polo horse
Each dress she wore was a Dior of course
She had several dollars worth of nickels and dimes
She sat around and counted them all a million times
Hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi (hi-de-hi-de-hi-de-hi)
Oooh (ooh)
Hey-H-H (hey-H-H)
Oh-oh, oh-oh (oh-oh, oh-oh)
Poor Meg, poor Meg, poor Meg
*sweet nod to her word-salading
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)