Harry & Meghan #356 I swear to tell MY truth, MY whole truth, which is nothing like THE truth.

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TheArtisticMouse

There were definitely more social media birthday messages all round in previous years, from Charles and the wales. Is it possible this year they agreed KC wouldn’t send any at all to avoid accusations of favouritism? Or so it wouldn’t look suspicious when A&L didn’t get one? To be honest wishing children a happy birthday is all political anyway (whichever family you’re in!) as the kids won’t know or care either way. It’s more about not upsetting the parents, and I doubt W&C care about stuff like that
 
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AmIbeingTreasonable

O.M.G Dan Wooton says that Chelsy was mentioned 118 times in haznot's witness statement and Smeg was mentioned 5 times, lolololol
 
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Scotch Mist

I totally agree. Horrid Harold putting our country down again really pisses me off. I hate people who do that when there's a long queue of countries that are far worse

Our government are far from perfect but at least Rishi doesn't fall over in public 🫣
 
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mrs.darcy

I've had a bad night and was watching Sky news at 5.00 am, they seem to have been watching something different from everyone else.

One notable comment, paraphrased, H was very calm, with his battlefield experience. <snort> what battlefield experience
 
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ChaoticArtist

missjagger said:
TW: suicide

Thanks for explaining that Harry. People will kill themselves by suicide. Is there some other way to kill oneself? Fkn idiot
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Reminds me of the question dad was asked at a job interview. His Editor asked him to identify what was wrong with the sentence 'A dead body was found in ___' (insert name of place I don't remember it). The answer was that found bodies are obviously dead. An alive body would be a person.

Years later I was correcting someone's copy about a bus falling into a river. Couldn't control a smile while trying to explain the 'dead bodies' bit. Pretty sure they still think that I'm really insensitive You need a morbid sense of humour to survive journalism!
 
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vp79

God of all the days I have to go into the office today so I'm furiously trying to stay up-to-date with this thread.....

Please #bekind today guys, I'm hoping that I only come back to one new thread! And Schofe better stay quiet too
 
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AmIbeingTreasonable

Harry & Meghan #357 bow down and call me "Your Grace" even though I'll lie to your face, I don't care that I'm a disgrace.
 
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Verfugbar

Fortunately the judge will remember, unlike the witness.
I think that Mr Green is doing well, making Twat look like a…well, twat, without going too far & making people feel sorry for an ”underdog”.
 
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kev1974

Was he wearing his lift shoes again? There is something off about them (and not just the overly shiny look, slightly too shiny for "a day at the office" shoes). They just seem too chunky and also the angle his lower leg is sitting in them isn't quite right.

Why does he need to wear lift shoes when his brother isn't there to compete with?

 
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Verfugbar

You had a toddler, I got a mouse under the bed, courtesy of the cat! As the mouse was soon a late mouse, got back to sleep but now up ready for roofers.
 
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Lollydyerx

Scumbie is in LA… didn’t know working for a crappy online publication earned you enough to fly in a private jet and live it up in LA. It’s almost as if someone payed for him to go over there hmmmmm
 

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kev1974

Lollydyerx said:
Scumbie is in LA… didn’t know working for a crappy online publication earned you enough to fly in a private jet and live it up in LA. It’s almost as if someone payed for him to go over there hmmmmm
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Its probably the one with no engines that grammers, tiktok nuts, and FX scammers can rent by the hour for their photoshoots
 
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PurpleReign

So let me get this right - Harry, on reading reports of him being portrayed as a druggie, dumb, stupid, wayward prince by the press decided that he would prove them right (rather than prove them wrong?)

Well that's genius Harry - you are a regular fucking Einstein. I can see Mensa beating a pathway to get you to sign up
 
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