That clip a few pages back of Piers Morgan being doorstepped by the press is a masterclass in how to deal with press intrusion.
1. walk down garden path with a cheery “hello chaps, how are you?”
2. Press ask question saying “X says you’re a poo head wotch gonna do about it?”
3. Pause. Big grin. Quip. Close car door.
4. press happy, got their sound byte, piers comes out on top.
I’m all ready now for when my moment of infamy comes. Although tbf I’ll be more Cheri Blair with upside down hair and in my dressing gown.
1. walk down garden path with a cheery “hello chaps, how are you?”
2. Press ask question saying “X says you’re a poo head wotch gonna do about it?”
3. Pause. Big grin. Quip. Close car door.
4. press happy, got their sound byte, piers comes out on top.
I’m all ready now for when my moment of infamy comes. Although tbf I’ll be more Cheri Blair with upside down hair and in my dressing gown.