Harry & Meghan #353 No guns for hire for the ginger, ducking liar.

[Lorelei1976]

Considering she’s only 41[?] her skin is quite wrinkly. Mine isn’t as wrinkled as hers at nearly 60!

Am 47 yrs and have much better skin, she looks so dry

 

[NorthernValkyrie]

 

[ChaoticArtist]

O/T for those of you who get eaten alive by the mozzies etc. Avon skin so soft has worked for me in the past. To keep on topic liking KC111 new equery but Lt Col Johnny is still the main man for me.

I also have a nice homemade spray recipe - bit of Vanilla essential oil or essence, bit of peppermint (vanilla and peppermint are a must, rest optional), lemon, eucalyptus, citronella, orange/neroli, camphor essential oils - basically menthol and citrus of all kinds. About a teaspoon of the oil blend to 250-300 ml water, add to a spray bottle and spritz yourself, general vicinity and especially stuff like curtains and window/door grills etc. Helps with a lot of bugs.

KC3 has a new equerry? Where did LC Johnny go? And btw, my autocorrect knew who I meant when I wrote 'LC'

Thank you, this one was actually Mr Wicked Lady's offering. I've informed him of his success and he has asked me to transcribe the following acceptance speech -

Winning the thread title means more to me than I can put into words.
I'd like to thank everyone who voted for me.I’d like to thank everyone who believed in me. I’d like to thank the Wicked Lady for all the mentoring and support she gives me, which includes selflessly spending hours and hours on Tattle, reading all the posts so she can tell me about the most amusing ones. Thank you my dear, for all the hard work you put in.
I dedicate this threat to all the mirthful Tattlers, let your amusing posts begin...

I have to say he's quite pleased because he now has as many thread titles as me (1) and has been pointing out that he's not even on Tattle!

Congratulations, Mr. Wicked Lady, well done! Hoping for many more titles from him!

So Mr. WL has more thread titles than me. I mean, I suggested only maybe three or four, but still. I will call a press conference. Someone please arrange an interview with a whinge-encouraging pseudo-journalist! Ask me if I'm okay!
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Am 47 yrs and have much better skin, she looks so dry

Dry and dusty! Not everyone needs a tonne of baking/setting powder!

I have extremely dry combination skin which breaks out very easily, so I mix gel-based primer into a water-based serum foundation that I apply over hydrated, moisturised and primed skin. Works better than oil+foundation for me, but even that's a good option. Finished off with a spritz or two of setting spray, no powder.

She has so wasted all the opportunities she got in theatre/tv/movies and with all the socialising. Could have at least learnt to present herself well skincare is such a basic/fundamental skill that everyone should know and apply. Though honestly, I've seen many people from wealthy families in the same condition. Don't know if it's sheer laziness or just the Universe saying you may have money but you're just Smegs-level

 

[Libbylulu]

Lovely attempt to absolve Harry.
Burrell owes the RF.
They saved him from the Spencers.
However Harry will anyway ''lose'' his children if nothing else to ''influences.''
The rest would be the taxpayers paying with protection for Pegs and the kids ''safe residence'' for a court determined amount of time in UK.
Harry was planning this, he just attempted to execute it with a incompetent woman.
Imagine if the next one is...competent.

Bib - how so?

 

[Scotch Mist]

 

[Meemew]

If this went to Court surely the Judge would want to see the birth certificates of the children? They have no legal documents that we've seen, no doctors present as should be for a royal birth to sign it off. Fark supposedly born in the UK but no passport, his birth certificate tampered with and Legless's a joke.
The Judge would also want to review the welfare of the children regarding custody, and you can't just hand them over like parcels. Their health, progress, school, surely?
As @toninottony says above "the courts don’t take the other parents word for anything sometimes the court will appoint a separate lawyer for the children to determine what is in their best interests."
I just can't see it going to Court for the children, it would be a nightmare for the RF and their non-existence would be exposed. Some other solution will be cobbled together to hide the truth.

Farke has no passport? How did they leave the Uk? We had to get a passport for ours for a trip at five months, born same year as Farke.

 

[wisebutwild]

Yes, courts would decide.
But from the Royal perspective, Peg would get a ''UK house'' regardless how its used, a month, or six months a year.
Harry would probably have some US place...
The media would truly ''help,'' in this case.

I know the ideal place for Peg’s UK house ….. Nottingham Cottage! She loved being there (not) and it would bring back so many memories for her every time she visited ….. living there with Hazno, broken dog bowls, engagement, getting ‘married’ in the garden three days before the big show for the plebs.
To be honest I think she would be frightened to set foot in the UK again and IF the kids are real then she would be more than happy to offload them onto Hazno for as long as the courts say so she could go about her socialising and wheeler dealing.

 

[Meemew]

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The lion, the witch and the wanker I bloody love you guys, thank god I’ve found tattle can’t remember what I did with my life before tbh

That’s one of my all time fave titles too!

 

[LyraBalaqua]

When Mr Mountbatten Windsor is due to give evidence the Toad Abode ( nicked that from Reddit) is off limits so where will ginger tits be staying I wonder ?

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[Anna2020]

 

[LadyMuck]

Celt Views

 

[Anna2020]

 

[LadyMuck]

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[Meemew]

That stood out to me too - why are these two lying grifters protected by the woke bubble? Some people are more equal than others etc.

I hope heads roll at ITV and the full extent of their bias comes out.

Happy to protect and promote lying grifters and creepy predators (Schofe, Dunlop) but not allow ‘heretics’ eg Piers Morgan or Carol McGriffin to share an opinion.

 

[Cat Eyez]

Whilst I do think that H&M are separating and leading separate lives ...

I think this narrative is being pushed further to
A) keep them in the news
B) another "reason" to complain about the big bad press

 

[Lenniel]

Whilst I do think that H&M are separating and leading separate lives ...

I think this narrative is being pushed further to
A) keep them in the news
B) another "reason" to complain about the big bad press

I agree, the press will be named as a reason for the split and be woven through every “poor little rich privileged me” story they tell.

 

[ChaoticArtist]

Apparently we had another earthquake today. The Pup and I were too busy fighting at the time to notice. A deadline just a couple of days away and he got my right hand again

Sometimes I feel like Smegs with how something or the other happens every time to interfere with my work/any other good thing happening. And I haven't ever grifted or been on a yacht! There should be some distinction, Universe!

 

[susan1375]

Interesting that he is not demanding "Your Royal Highness" but is instead is wanting to be addressed as a Duke.

However "dis grace" would be more appropriate ... and "Just call me Harry" seems like a lifetime ago .....

Almost like h is trying to intimidate the judge.

 

[Mancunian]

Whilst I do think that H&M are separating and leading separate lives ...

I think this narrative is being pushed further to
A) keep them in the news
B) another "reason" to complain about the big bad press

C) prevent the market ($$$) for their whingefests collapsing (without the 'per ardua ad astra' narrative of their relationship/marriage)