Harry & Meghan #353 No guns for hire for the ginger, ducking liar.

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When it comes to Archie and Lili so many things do not add up to me; for example she has never talked about typical pregnancy things that women who are or have been pregnant talk about. She never spoke about the nausea that she experienced with both children, never spoke about hearing the heartbeat for the first time at her 12 week scan, never talked about the first time she felt both Archie and Lili move in her belly, the fatigue that she experienced in both pregnancies, not being able to tie/fasten her shoes, never spoke about her experience of being in labour with both children, never spoke about learning to breastfeed and what it was like to breastfeed 2 children and she never talked about changing nappies and getting up during the night to feed or change Archie and Lili.
To be fair, neither has Catherine.
I still don't believe MM was pregnant to Harry, but for me, this isn't really evidence of that. I'm on the fence about the children and not sure what I think when it comes to surrogacy or rentakid or "too ugly to be shown in public", but I absolutely believe she didn't carry them and she didn't give birth to them.
 
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I think her worst outfit was actually the engagement one, because it needed to be good. Harold could be wearing a nice work suit and she looks like a trapeze artist who's borrowed a skirt off of a Goth to hide her modesty.
Or maybe she got confused and thought they were doing Only Fans and Harold had to lend her one of Queen Victoria's skirts.

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I bet she fought the Queen over that outfit, I doubt TLQ would have approved a sheer top with embroidery hiding the nips. I bet she had another outfit approved and did a switcheroo. But by this point it seems the Q "had no choice" if she was being harassed into accepting the match.
 
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Thanks @LadyMuck 😘
Lots of rumours about the Harkles separating or divorcing, but very few people have authentic information and she's learned who she can trust. It could be a Harkle ruse for attention.
Solid info that Harrold works out at a gym, which is odd as he has one at his own home. Palace lawyers have been busy sorting things out. Regarding money, the 50M figure floated is likely to be much higher, but this is indirect gossip and the only clue is Harold's odd behaviour.
Benjamin Smallbrook Quora said that a friend finally got through to Harold and told him he was being made a fool of. Was it Nicky, Nacho? Gossip that the Fosters were friends with the Harkles but Catherine now can't stand the Ho.
Paul Burrell carelessly speaking, saying that Harold will lose his children if he leaves the States. Burrell is scare-mongering and incorrect.
A judge will decide what's best for the children, and will look at the involvement of either parent with them. Is Harold more involved or the Ho?
He will look at the health and financial stability of each parent.
Which parent can provide the best education, in the UK or the US?
What about familial support?
BookWorm said that for the right amount of money the Ho will hand the children over to the RF on a silver platter. Harold has nothing to fear.
BookWorm believes that divorce is inevitable but not yet - maybe 6 months?
A fanciful idea says BookWorm, but we may see Harold and the children on the Christmas Sandringham walk.
She has more information about the children for the next video.
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I found this video odd and not ringing true.
Is it me Cinny or does Bookworm seemed to have flipped a bit of a 180!?

Thank you for your fab transcribing.

I'm surprised by B/W's comments.... Maybe something is really rumbling in the background....

I honestly don't think MM can be brought off, she will absolutely want to have her say (IMO), given all her disgusting behaviour, I can't see her signing an NDA and never commenting on her time with the RF. MM likes to be the victim, if she signs an NDA she'd effectively have to follow "never complain, never explain" and I can't see her doing that.
If she handed over the children, people will speculate it's because of her, unstable, narc etc etc and there is no way she would be ok with that narrative. MM would want to be on Oprah, saying how the RF took them from her and she plans to fight them in court for custody.

I honestly don't believe MM will go quietly for any figure.
 
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Apologies if this has already been posted - but does anyone know if this is genuine? Is that really her? I nearly opened my mouth in astonishment while watching it - surely even Smegs can't be THIS ridiculous?
FML, I forgot how utterly ludicrous this was. It makes my teeth itch. When she tries to take the wooden box off that bloke (does it have wine in it?!)🤣, when she's standing there underneath the trophy 🤣, the outfit 🤣, Good Lord.xx
 
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Ugh, imagine being a designer who gave her a freebie dress for PR and then you choke on your coffee when you see the photos that show how badly she wore it.

Forever Markled, are the designers of that Gold Hertz dress, for sure. I think she chose gold so it would show up in pap shops in "the chase" against the back drop of Harry and Doria who where wearing dark clothes. She choose a dress with material that would glisten on camera. It looked awful on her.
Mum always gets frustrated with me because I don't look as good at events as I do trying on the outfits/on other days. That's because the stress of going out/socialising and basically getting ready with her around (can't tell her that last part!) makes me so stressed that I get bloated and shaky. And also, the lighting in my room isn't good for applying makeup, and much of my getting ready time is spent being yelled at by mum and applying makeup to her in the middle of applying my own. And she never sits still while I'm doing it - either she'll be rushing around or just complaining continuously, and once she even took a nap while I was doing it, on the bed, on her side. So. 🤷

Anyway, I doubt that Smegs has to deal with all of that, especially since we saw in the Mockushitumentary how people were getting her ready. Social anxiety I doubt, and she has been a public figure for a long enough time that she should be used to it and have learnt coping skills by now, especially since she grew up in that celebrity-adjacent world.

Catherine I would understand since from what we know, she has always been on the shy and quieter side, and still hasn't had that sort of exposure.

With Smegs it looks like sheer arrogance which leads her to ignore all advice, poor posture and maybe pissing off her stylists to the point that they mess things up a bit. 😉


I have had another look, and blown photo right up, and to me it still looks like woman in red is holding the purse:rolleyes:
She's at a fair distance, unless maybe her arms are as long as Smegsy's? 🤔 Her fingers creep me out 😱





She choose a dress with material that would glisten on camera. It looked awful on her.
Proves that she knows zero about lighting and cameras.

Sure, maybe it would have suited the taxi interiors, but she would have been better off wearing something like that blue dress she'd worn the night of the heavily-manipulated rainy umbrella photo. A little less plastic-y version though - the glistening fibres looked so tacky.

But of course she wanted to wear 'the golden dress'. She'll never learn that it's just dumb to compete with Catherine. She listens to her stylist 🤷
 
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An adult movie star I follow posted this. Yes she has more maturity than the Dook of Hazzard.
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I’m hardly ever caught up on this thread so this is a big deal for me 😂

regarding the moon bump situation- I’m kind of for the conspiracy that she didn’t actually carry the kids herself, but I also know that moonbumps were most definitely not involved (unless she found a cheaper non branded alternative which were really crappy). I know people who work in tv and have actually seen a few moonbumps in person. They are usually bodysuits or shapewear with an adhesive to keep the bump in place. There is no way for them to move in the infamous way from that walk she did where it ended up round her knees unless she got the shapewear 3 sizes too big and it literally fell down. The moonbump company prides itself on authentic looking bumps that are mostly used in tv, film and theatre. I’ve seen quite a few people fooled by the moonbumps because they look so realistic. I’ve seen directors and producers believe that background actors are actually pregnant until they take the shapewear off to eat lunch or dinner.
basically the actual moonbump company will have had nothing to do with her. It’s more likely she found a really cheap alternative like one of those sponge belly’s off eBay. Based on the lines and weird looking belly buttons we’ve seen on M I’m pretty sure it’s the cheap foam one!
 

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This monstrosity with questionable moonbump cost £99,000.00 apparently
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Taking a closer look at this dress Smeg wore.
Has she got square boobs to match the square moon bump in that white and flowers skin tight dress.

It seems Smeg has borrowed Robin Williams Mrs Doubtfires body suit to go under that £99,000 dress.
 
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I honestly don't think MM can be brought off, she will absolutely want to have her say (IMO), given all her disgusting behaviour, I can't see her signing an NDA and never commenting on her time with the RF. MM likes to be the victim, if she signs an NDA she'd effectively have to follow "never complain, never explain" and I can't see her doing that.
If she handed over the children, people will speculate it's because of her, unstable, narc etc etc and there is no way she would be ok with that narrative. MM would want to be on Oprah, saying how the RF took them from her and she plans to fight them in court for custody.

I honestly don't believe MM will go quietly for any figure.
Agreed. And I don’t think the RF will even bother trying to mute her. They know an NDA wouldn’t be worth the paper it was written on. She’d find ways to get ‘her truth’ out there. They also know she’s utterly discredited herself so whatever she spouts will be taken with an enormous pinch of salt by the world. All their provably false tale telling has done the RF a big favour in that regard. Princess Pinocchio is a label that the pair have made stick. I also don’t believe KCIII has any interest in handing over his cash to someone who has deliberately caused such damage to the family, or in getting RF finances dragged into a USA divorce battle. I think she’ll get half of what Sparold has that isn’t in trust (which might well be nothing but debt at this point) and that’s it. If they’re already negotiating I’m sure she’s kicking and screaming for multi millions but I think she’ll be walking away empty handed bar whatever child support she can squeeze out of Simple Simon.
 
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So according to the DM article Harry didn't want the Royal family to become celebs, well him and his wife have made them into celebs with stories in the press every 5 minutes.
 
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Harry & Meghan #354 It was will they won't they attend the Coronation, now it's will they won't they end their association.
 
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Archived article here:

I don't think it is of any surprise the Sparry wanted out years ago - he made several similar comments in interviews and made no secret that he would jump at the chance to leave the RF work - I think he generally would have loved to have gone off the RF grid and lived in Africa to build homes, work with children, charities etc and just come and go with a much lesser role in the RF ie attend weddings, funerals key points etc.

I recon the ILBW loured him by agreeing with him and probably even went as far as making plans but then the 'catastrophic room fire' happened and I bet ILBW said it was too unsafe and they couldn't possibly bring up children and lets move to Canada with the aim for California where we can live our life free to do what we ( or should 'we' say ' I' ) want to do.

The spanner in the works for them both was them not anticipating the loss of funding, security and the RF trappings to go with their move - I think they would have still got some level of support and funding had they gone to Africa but not the move they eventually made.

Sparry had become the very thing he despised and he know this, you can see this in his constant miserable and angry attitude
 
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