Thanks to @Mancunian for the winning title!
We have the following coming out to debunk the sordid allegations of this delusional triumvirate:
Mayor of NY: claimed that a high speed 2 hours chase in NY is highly unlikely, even a short 10 minutes chase is close to impossible in the Midtown area.
NYPD: claimed they gave some assistance to the security team, the whole trip to their accommodations lasted no more than 20 minutes. no incidents were recorded, no arrests, not even a traffic ticket was issued.
The MVP cabbie: claimed that while there were some paps, no one was in real danger, they were an annoyance at most.
BackGrid: claimed their paps' actions were all within the legal frame, they didn't endanger anyone's life in any way.
One unnamed paparazzo claimed the Harkles' security detail was diving somewhat carelessly and blocked a side street, which led to the police intervention to clear the traffic.
Meanwhile the SS death squad are now blaming the RF, because! And the Scoobies and Sholas are shouting right, left and centre that the Royals haven't contacted to ask Smegz whether she was ok.
We had so much fun with the memes and jokes last two threads, and the titles were hilarious, so i took liberty to make a compilation of all the honourable mentions with 30+ likes.
if i missed anything, please add to the recap
old thread:
We have the following coming out to debunk the sordid allegations of this delusional triumvirate:
Mayor of NY: claimed that a high speed 2 hours chase in NY is highly unlikely, even a short 10 minutes chase is close to impossible in the Midtown area.
NYPD: claimed they gave some assistance to the security team, the whole trip to their accommodations lasted no more than 20 minutes. no incidents were recorded, no arrests, not even a traffic ticket was issued.
The MVP cabbie: claimed that while there were some paps, no one was in real danger, they were an annoyance at most.
BackGrid: claimed their paps' actions were all within the legal frame, they didn't endanger anyone's life in any way.
One unnamed paparazzo claimed the Harkles' security detail was diving somewhat carelessly and blocked a side street, which led to the police intervention to clear the traffic.
Meanwhile the SS death squad are now blaming the RF, because! And the Scoobies and Sholas are shouting right, left and centre that the Royals haven't contacted to ask Smegz whether she was ok.
We had so much fun with the memes and jokes last two threads, and the titles were hilarious, so i took liberty to make a compilation of all the honourable mentions with 30+ likes.
if i missed anything, please add to the recap
old thread:
Harry & Meghan #348 The Quean of People's Hertz
Well... i think i got the trifecta. title is thanks to Moi, i'll go on with the recap: The gruesomes plus Durian arrived at the Specsavers Women of Vision Awards last evening, and they parked in the Hertz rent-a-car garage next to the venue I KID YOU NOT. Then they preceded to enter through...
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