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So that didn't happen, they then decide to get a spokesperson to tell the world
Time to own up which one of us is Dan W?lol
nicked this from my mates FB
Stolen from Reddit!
Not me, I'm in pjs with a glass of wine
bleeping Marty Feldman, there..... 
No. I’m Dan Wootton.
Ah yes a woman of colour within the aristocracy.....M wasnt the 1st as we all knewCouldn't resist sharing this. Now this is a Lady who knows how to wear clothes
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I reckon Dan W is Dan the ice cream man or Nutty, although i doubt he'd get through each segment without swearing like the docker we all know and love so probs not! 
I'm Dan Wootton and so is my husband
I hope that minicab didn't have pvc seats the vacuum suction between them & her brillo pad minge would have made her stuck fast .
They would have had to have slid her sideways to break the suction , or something, at the other end
the vacuum suction between them & her brillo pad minge would have made her stuck fast .They would have had to have slid her sideways to break the suction , or something, at the other end
Noo, DA, the point Dan was making was that H jumped in a random taxi without knowing about the safety of that. He wasn't having a go at the taxi driverThanks, will check this out
So now they are trying to get the taxi drivers license taken away? What a stupid thing to say
Why am I having flashbacks to the 1960’s US game show “To Tell The Truth?!?!”
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Is that what Backgrid said in response?
For anyone without twitter access, this bit is sublime....
In America, as I'm sure you know, property belongs to the owner of it: Third parties cannot just demand it be given to them, as perhaps Kings can do. Perhaps you should sit down with your client and advise them that his English rules of royal prerogative to demand that the citizenry hand over their property to the Crown were rejected by this country long ago. We stand by our founding fathers."
Yes, Ma’am!! Here’s part of their statement @Chita
“In America, as I'm sure you know, property belongs to the owner of it: Third parties cannot just demand it be given to them, as perhaps Kings can do. Perhaps you should sit down with your client and advise them that his English rules of royal prerogative to demand that the citizenry hand over their property to the Crown were rejected by this country long ago. We stand by our founding fathers."
BaronessBruck true to form then
You could be working from home like many journos do.Not me, I'm in pjs with a glass of wine
Lady C on next, definitely! On gb news
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