Is it too early to say:
This happened 3 days earlier
and
I blame Ashley Cole?
This happened 3 days earlier
and
I blame Ashley Cole?
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Well, they are obviously good at something.
A 2 hour chase in NYC is fascinating.
A 2 hour chase in Manhattan, in a taxi, followed by security is...artistry.
Of course the occasional Diana sheep will enjoy this, see that site for mums.
A 2 hour chase in NYC is fascinating.
A 2 hour chase in Manhattan, in a taxi, followed by security is...artistry.
Of course the occasional Diana sheep will enjoy this, see that site for mums.
Total bullshit, totally staged. That kind of pap frenzy only existed when editors were willing to pay big bucks for the big shot in a time when slebs had a bit of mystique about them. Who the hell would pay good money for a shot of minge in the back of a taxi when sheβd just been mingeing down the grey lino carpet half a hour earlier?
This is bleeping hilarious.
Also can I just say, I didnβt realise the Hertz thing was real. I thought you were all just making a joke about her fugly outfit and really good at photoshop
No wonder they had to make up a car chase to divert attention from the Queen of Hertz/Rent a Duchess
Also can I just say, I didnβt realise the Hertz thing was real. I thought you were all just making a joke about her fugly outfit and really good at photoshop
No wonder they had to make up a car chase to divert attention from the Queen of Hertz/Rent a Duchess 
A waistless woman in a tube bubblewrap dress with a tacky strapless bodice and weird diamond keyhole is one thing, but what about those rooky tan lines
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Wait a minute, I thought the US didn't have paparazzi like the UK? So now they do? Oh dear, nevermind, maybe a move to Timbuktu or the Bermuda Triangle will give them the 'privacy' they need. Except it's not really privacy they want is it? It's attention. This ridiculous story unravelling at this late stage of the day smacks of someone reading comments about themself on the internet and being pissed off by the fact they were being ripped for wearing a fish scale jiffy envelope dress, so decided to press the red button to show us all.
Harry & Meghan #349 Not catastrophic, more like psychotic!
Harry & Meghan #349 Near Car Crash Entertainment
can you imagine the statement of the spokesperson if actually something had happened
Canβt wait to hear about this in smegs biography:
After collecting my award for being the most humble, amazing, first ever princess/humanitarian, the weather turned and I sensed in my left bunion danger was on the way. 6 SUVs like out of a Tom Cruise film appeared out of nowhere, chasing me and my beloved H & mom. Could this be real I said aloud in the hertz rental?
At this time when I thought my life may end, I thought of my invisible children and decided today is not the day I leave this earth. I leapt into action and single handedly fought each big burly man off whilst H wept into my mums arms like the inept man he is.
If I can survive this anyone can. I just want to inspire the world and live a quiet life ok?
After collecting my award for being the most humble, amazing, first ever princess/humanitarian, the weather turned and I sensed in my left bunion danger was on the way. 6 SUVs like out of a Tom Cruise film appeared out of nowhere, chasing me and my beloved H & mom. Could this be real I said aloud in the hertz rental?
At this time when I thought my life may end, I thought of my invisible children and decided today is not the day I leave this earth. I leapt into action and single handedly fought each big burly man off whilst H wept into my mums arms like the inept man he is.
If I can survive this anyone can. I just want to inspire the world and live a quiet life ok?
She is beyond delusion
And parody
She's not all there........
There was obvs too much alcohol in the bloodstream upon conception
It's obvious he's a few slices short of a full loaf , anyway
Remember when Meg told Harry that she didn't kill herself because she didn't want Harry losing another woman in his life? All a likely manipulative ruse to hoodwink him into stepping away so Meg could make millions. He needed to leave with her because his royal status was the meal ticket. The British Press is so toxic Harry, you're family won't do anything, man up and protect your wife. We need to get away etc.
Now I think that they have been a whimpering failure and there is strife between them. Harry is likely aware of what an epic narc his wife is from following everything on line. Cue another set up where it is made out that her life may be in danger if he ever leaves her. She might end up like Mummy so he will now feel compelled to stick it out.
Now I think that they have been a whimpering failure and there is strife between them. Harry is likely aware of what an epic narc his wife is from following everything on line. Cue another set up where it is made out that her life may be in danger if he ever leaves her. She might end up like Mummy so he will now feel compelled to stick it out.
So they arrived in the big SUV charade, and then grabbed a taxi - and got chased for TWO HOURS in Manhattan??? And he didn't call his security (which he can't usually take a piss without calling), and just drove around Manhattan for TWO hours.
I'm calling it ... BULLSHIT!
I'm calling it ... BULLSHIT!
I would think the answer to that would be yes! But in Harold and smeg's world, it is whatever they say it is. It's their truth!!
I went to work today and a whole thread has gone by! Can't keep up.
My thoughts on seeing a brief snippet of the Harkles is that Smegz really thinks she's the runaway star and Hazno has been reduced to her minder
My thoughts on seeing a brief snippet of the Harkles is that Smegz really thinks she's the runaway star and Hazno has been reduced to her minder
Watch as their car is surrounded by more police than paps as itβs sitting stationary then moves off at a safe speed completely unobstructed. Near catastrophic I tell you!!
www.tmz.com
Prince Harry, Meghan Markle Followed by Paparazzi in Wild, 2-Hour Chase
Prince Harry must have had a bone-chilling case of deja vu Tuesday night, after he and Meghan Markle were followed by paparazzi in what his people are calling a "near catastrophic' chase.
www.tmz.com
Todger Smollete and his ILBW are insane. Like really physically sick. I thought this agency if hers was supposed to be good.
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