Harry & Meghan #347 Unexpected moonbump in the blagging area?

[Nopatience]

Of all the dresses she could have worn this is what she chooses. Poor fit and I hate when you can see tan lines it really cheapens any look. Don’t wear strapless if you have tan lines.

 

[The Tipsy Titian]

Thank you Chita for starting the thread and recap.
Congratulations Verfugbar on the title.

OMG we can now see Smegasaurus scales in that gold dress.
There is absolutely no mirrors wherever the gruesomes stay. This has confirmed it as fact.

They have plenty of mirrors but she only uses them to take selfies with Aldi

 

[LadyMuck]

As another Tattler said, all the real A listers are at Cannes, and all the cameras and publicity.

Noone is interested in a 2 Bob tart in a car rental, wearing a shiny polyester dress

 

[Emmas83]

Why does harry look so out of place he looks like a geography teacher!

 

[rowenagal]

merching again ...

"Rent me, I'm a Duchess" Unlimited mileage..headlights on!!

 

[D. A.]

Has anyone seen footage from inside? Was she introduced by her title? (Since she was so keen on being recognised for herself & not for being a duchess )

There was a massive screen behind her with
"SMEG, THE DUCHESS OF HERTZ" just in case anyone wondered. Will try & find for a screenshot.
(obviously gave her true calling card but won't title her ever )

 

[Chita]

Harry & Meghan #348 Worldwide Hypocrisy Tour

 

[pencilpen]

I haven't done one before and probably similar to one that's already been used but still:

Harry & Meghan #348 it hertz being married to the spare when all I wanted was the heir

 

[rowenagal]

these comments from Reddit - 'a hot dog with yellow mustard & bunions'

A thread title?

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[Anna2020]

 

[The Tipsy Titian]

In this clip he is practically dragging her out of the venue as she is walking slow obviously wanting to have her picture taken whereas Harry wants to get back into the car.

Security don't you know, getting her to safety. He's got a court case going, gotta prove that he needs soooooooo much security

 

[Ndrangheta]

Added the subtitles from the paps asking questions ... just for you lovely people.

 

[Anna2020]

 

[LadyMuck]

Proof they must have a nanny, or a carpenter, as kids left at home.

 

[Just_me1954]

You know what. That upside down M, supposed to be a W logo, looks like someone laying with their legs in the air.

 

[expatfancy]

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They got in a taxi after!

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[No Grifters Needed]

Looks like Megsy is trying to take on the competition. We thought she was going to try to take over Catherine's role, instead she's going back to her product placement days. WME must be trying to get her some new advertising gigs.

This beauty is from a Reddit sub. Looking forward to other great Hertz memes coming in!

 

[Anna2020]