Harry & Meghan #344 Muppets!

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It's not the pronunciation of my surname that people get wrong, it's the spelling. It's only 4 letters but they always add an extra one.

It was even worse with my maiden name, it used to have lots of interesting spellings and rarely the correct one πŸ˜‚

Hmmm, I wonder if yours is the same as my married last name. It's five letters but can be spelled with 4 and I get that spelling a lot if I don't specify
 
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My maiden name is just four letters.FOUR. And it gets mispronounced all the time. I just correct it and move on like a MFing adult. I don't have to embarrass people to feel powerful.
My first name is five letters long, most of you won't be able to pronounce it the way it should be - I know from experience 🀭 and surname, even nope-r πŸ˜‚ given that we have so many languages and dialects, a lot of my own countrymen can't pronounce my name correctly. And I'm sure I'll get a lot of your names wrong 🀷 So I've got a shorter nickname that can be used as an alternative, and I ask for an alternative as well. Doesn't make anyone a racist or whatever agenda these idiots keep pushing 🀷

I actually had a whole class of students use the fact that I couldn't correctly pronounce the name of a student (traditional name in different language, my brain always tripped over it) to claim that I was trying to embarrass her and was being 'elitist' (because my specialisation is in English and I have trouble speaking the local languages). Stupid agenda-baiting πŸ™„
 
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If, as Bookworm says, H may go to live in Africa, where does that leave the flatpacks?
Aren't the alleged kids approximately 21.5% Nigerian? πŸ˜‰πŸ€­ I'm not a doctor or genealogist, you'd think they'd ensure any children produced in a lab or even conceived naturally *snicker* might have some African blood. Sad that a bunch of self-hating race-baiting racists might actually be raising hidden neglected children. Look what happens to discarded family & pets in their world. Chances are the kids will suffer the same fate.
 
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OMG - I am petty enough that I would do this if I were him! Reach out to the seller privately and then have Cath bust them out at a state dinner or TTC!
Don't think he would because of who bought them. I doubt the king would be too pleased either.
 
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Thanks @LadyMuck 😘
The below is gossip, but interesting.

Not true that the Stoat flew in on a commercial flight, he flew by private jet to London. Maybe flew back commercially, but no security was seen collecting the Stoat from the airport. Was he whisked away so no need for a baggage check?
As it was known when he allegedly left for Heathrow, the paps will have known when he was supposed to touch down in LA but nobody saw him.

The Ho has tried to drum up interest and products for The Tig, but companies know they'll have eyes on their products and a possible risk of negative connotation. The Ho faces the problem that companies are cautious about committing their products.
Who steps in to help? Markus Anderson, who has arranged for the Ho to stay in posh places and who has called in a favour here and there. There's speculation that the pap-walk was showcasing a few brands.

A subscriber told BookWorm that stories about the Stoats splitting up is planted propaganda, and that the Stoats have been leading separate lives since the death of the Queen. When the Stoat visits the children the Ho takes off, and any love displays are just for the camera as the Ho treats him like rubbish.

The Stoat is nervous about the Heritage Foundation business and fears he may lose the battle. Talks of going to live in Africa, as he doesn't want to go to the UK with his tail between his legs, but he knows the Ho will want to stay in the States.

Rumours are that the Ho is stalking her next boyfriend / victim. She was seen having lunch with a certain lawyer, and though it could have been business they were very touchy-feely. Then seen out again, looking cosy.
What is Markus's role? Is he her protector? Her procurer?
I have a feeling she will be papped on a lunch date with her next mark in the next few months. She'll thrive off the speculation.
 
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I hate that buzz term β€˜[blank] lives rent free in your mind’ but on this occasion it’s appropriate..
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The most popular royals WORLDWIDE??? The delusion is real.

White people and perceived racism really do live rent free in the minds of people like this.
Of course they’ll deflect with lots of attitude, but they are reeling inside.
Who can help these people? No one. No one can help people like this.
 
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My maiden name is just four letters.FOUR. And it gets mispronounced all the time. I just correct it and move on like a MFing adult. I don't have to embarrass people to feel powerful.
My maiden name was mispronounced and even misspelled despite being typed at the foot of any correspondence. My Dad had the same problem when he worked. Despite his secretary typing his name at the foot of letters, the misspellings that came in in reply, were often hysterical. He used to keep all of them in a file and we found them when we were clearing his things after he died at the end of last year. It was a great laugh looking at them. I remember the hilarity amongst my colleagues when folk would phone looking for me and make a total horlicks of pronouncing my name. Yet, no matter how mangled the name was, they knew exactly who the caller meant.πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
At no time was I ever offended or aggrieved as I understood that an unusual surname might cause difficulty for people….its Life, get used to it.
 
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Can anyone help please, I am trying to find the spoof video with the horses and grannys and backing up the carriage ☺
 
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I leave this here I've just made and be back in a bit to catch up πŸ˜€πŸ’– x...

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I bet Dior wish it was the one on the right in their suit.

Edo looks clean and immaculately turned-out in a well-fitting, well-pressed suit.

Hazbeen looks like he and his suit spent a cosy night together under a hedge in the grounds of Froggy Cottage.
 
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I bet Dior wish it was the one on the right in their suit.

Edo looks clean and immaculately turned-out in a well-fitting, well-pressed suit.

Hazbeen looks like he and his suit spent a cosy night under a hedge in the grounds of Froggy Cottage.
Looked like a bleeping woman πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
 
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Angela Levin and Dan W talking about H 's ghostwriter Moelhinger later
 
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" Two Cunts!"
" er! I mean ....... Two soups!..."
" no.....Two cunts!"
" I got it right , the first time!....."
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Thalia is my nom de guerre.

I can guarantee that every single one of you can spell and pronounce both my names: world famous people have either my first name or surname. I don't even have a middle name :cautious:

#TeamBasicName
 
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