The Ho is thin and deranged, high on Ozempic and driven insane by endless photos of Catherine's slender waist and real hair, and though she's gobbled pills like a mad turkey the only weight loss has been to her skeletal chicken-legs. A vibrating hot belt to dissolve muffin top was applied for the Pap walk, and it was clearly visible under her $600 Staud leggings as it buzzed loudly in sync with the Montyshitto crickets and drowned out the conversation.
Skidmarkus's history is fast catching up with him as he looks pouchy and debauched.
She'll have been pleased that KC did as asked, toasted Ffark's birthday at a private family dinner, and let the press know. This did happen imo, no contradiction from the Palace, and the reason for the few comments isn't lack of interest but the fact that the posts have been moderated. This is unusual. Why? The only posts allowed are those lamenting Chuck's failed relationship with his rubber grandson. Awwwww, poor Archie.
Comments also moderated on the Ken Wharfe article saying it wasn't logistically possible for the Stoat to have gone to the Palace before Heathrow. Again moderated comments, why?
There must be thousands of people wondering why with increasing rumours of fake children illegally in the LoS, Chuck did this.
The Ho compromises people, and this toast to a child KC knows is fake has compromised him further. It's exactly what she wanted, and given that the King of England has just wished the fake a happy birthday, why should she bother to hire a Fake Ffarke and take him out hiking to be papped? Who would doubt the word of the King?
How distressing that the Ho has ruined the dreams of our Tattle bakers, innocently going about their business baking lemon drizzle cake only to be told that it's about people wee'ing on each other. It's tragic and cruel, but wait til you find out what Cream and Jam Sponge really means!