Harry & Meghan #343 He looked like a bag of sh!te, suit creased and high as a kite

[Mancunian]

Both the crowns look like they're set at a jaunty angle in the photo

It's a 'sweet nod' to The Princess of Canada ...

 

[ChastityDingle]

He probably nicked some stuff to merch

Possibly

I thought it might be so he could use the toilet.

 

[Maleficent50]

Possibly

I thought it might be so he could use the toilet.

Yep to powder his nose

 

[LadyMuck]

I'm not sure I believe he went to BP after the ceremony.

Another thing, I'm also not sure of Bea and Eug. I'm not a fan. Especially of Eug and the suggestion that they maybe called to do royal duties is mystifying as I remember a few years ago there were comments that they were always on holidays, several a year in fact. Don't trust them. Jmo.

 

[ToodliePips]

Possibly

I thought it might be so he could use the toilet.

Probably so he can state to all and sundry that he was at BP during the Coronation Celebrations…..the fact that none of the head honchos were there at the time has no bearing on his perceptions. I doubt he would have been allowed anywhere unescorted for fear of either pilfering or security breaches. Perhaps the car drew up, his case from Frogmore was turfed in the boot and off they went?
or perhaps it was “Driver, take me through the gates of BP for one last time”?……if only.
But seriously, I doubt that any changes to plan could be accommodated as all the I s were dotted and t s crossed on the schedule for the day. They wouldn’t have the security staff to allow changes on a whim.

 

[Poppea]

My mom just told me Hazafeather has been nicknamed

The Marktgraf of Montecito

by some German rag. Markgraf is German for margrave, which used to be a high ranking title, exchanged for Markt = market. So they are obviously seeing his merching for what it is.

Margrave - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

Also

Spoiler: Belly stuff for Zippy

@Zippy2000 since I learned to bake my own sourdough bread with a 24 hour schedule, I haven't had the serious belly aches again. This has helped a 1000 times more than the FOD map diet. Vanessa Kimbell has written a book about it. There are more like 'Flour, Water, Yeast' and 'Tartine bread'. Plants produce stuff to repell insects, which are hard to digest for us and the long dough resting/developing time gets rid of them.

 

[Kotare]

Memes I wished I’d made on Twitter:

 

[Lovelymonty]

On that theme I read the Secret Life of Tiger Woods biography and was reminded of how racism was also used for ultimately making money. Despite Tiger excelling at the junior and amateur levels and his fame within the niche sport extending to the mainstream he, with an increased national profile, began using his mixed race to his advantage. He (and his father) used two stump stories. "I became aware of my racial identity on my first day of school, on my first day of kindergarten. A group of sixth graders tied me to a tree, spray-painted the word 'n****r' on me, and threw rocks at me. That was my first day of school. And the teacher really didn't do much of anything." He then said he, just five years old, walked a couple of blocks home alone. Given how his mother was so protective of him if this actually happened she would have absolutely annihilated the staff there. The teachers at the school also poured scorn on that story suggesting kids would have been supervised at all times and no child on their first day would go home alone. The other aggrandizing story was how when as a junior and amateur he would travel across the US and, playing elitist type country clubs with mainly rich white memberships, he said he was barred from using the clubhouse and facilities because of the colour of his skin. He used this racism as a motivation with only two questions at such unwelcoming places. What is the course record and where is the first tee? Funnily enough there are plenty of testimonies from those on those circuits at the time that Woods and his father were welcomed and his story was a fantasy as far as they were concerned.

In the end Woods becomes a phenomenal talent and he signs commercial deals along with a provocatively race baiting Nike advert launching their deal. His father was so enthused that he deudedly said his son would change the world like Gandhi had. Before he even hits a ball as a professional Tiger is a multi-millionaire at 20 and set for life. Now that doesn’t mean that there is no racism in the US and that he wouldn’t have faced prejudices during his rise but even if he crashed and burned as a pro, lost form and ended up injured or in the lower Tours he became a rich man propped up with an attention grabbing narrative of being a man of mixed race in a white mans sport. Unlike Meghan, Woods had talent and despite the sob story for PR delivered on his talent. Meghan doesn’t have such talent. She also had her stump stories. Like the P&G story, like her shattered innocence thinking falling ashes was snow during the LA riots, like the climbing through the back of her car going through the audition grind before she became a Star it all became a part of her mythology. She thought she’d gotten the ultimate sob story after marrying into a terribly white family and, of course, shock of horrors, she faced racism. Her mission took on a messiah complex. She had no interest in doing any actual work or meaningful service. She must have thought she had it made and she even managed to convince her husband that he had unconscious bias and that they mutually needed to save his British family from themselves. The suspicious part obviously that they would do that from thousands of miles away in America while conveniently raking in the inevitable millions that her victim playing story would bank her. Only one problem. She isn’t Tiger Woods. She has no actual talent.

Also he is so unintelligent he can't understand anything. Will believe anything she tells him.

 

[Shushex]

I keep watching the video of Louis eating the S’mores at the scouts just an adorable little boy

legends have it he's still eating s'mores...



don't mind the title, for those not lucky enough to be colonised by the French (not Normans), tweet says: Prince George adjusts his hair in the car window. Take advantage, little man, as that hair won't last long.

 

[LadyMuck]

Next on gb news is Chita's favourite person, Angela Levin

 

[Chancey Belle]

More Louis and the digger.

'I'm Louis I'm 5 and that's my dad. He's the Prince of Wales'

'Pity we can't drive this digger on the bypass Dad'

 

[Jusa]

@Poppea I love the name Hazafeather

 

[merched bach]

Exactly the same for me. You are not alone!

Exactly the same for me. You are not alone!

Good!

 

[Chita]

I'm not sure I believe he went to BP after the ceremony.

Another thing, I'm also not sure of Bea and Eug. I'm not a fan. Especially of Eug and the suggestion that they maybe called to do royal duties is mystifying as I remember a few years ago there were comments that they were always on holidays, several a year in fact. Don't trust them. Jmo.

I agree with you totally @LadyMuck
Don't like 'em, don't trust 'em and don't want 'em anywhere near official duties.

Yorks OUT.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

I don't know if it's been mentioned already but I have seen a photo of Princess Anne talking to H. I think PrAnne is at the end of the row before she moves along to take her seat in front of H. PrAnne is facing away from the camera but H has a face on him.

She's blatantly telling him to sit there and shut up otherwise she'll grab the coronation crown and shove it up his arse. Now I just need to find a red feathered hat to cover my profile picture...waaaah

 

[Chita]

Next on gb news is Chita's favourite person, Angela Levin

She once wrote a book about Harry, you know.
Just thought I'd tell ya, cos she hardly ever mentions it.

 

[MeInMidAmerica]

This is why I’ve always been more of the opinion they were given their marching orders - fall into line or go. That and the fact that Scobiee tweeted once something along the lines of ‘this is the first xxxx since they were forced to leave the royal family’.

I agree. Now that we have heard that the Queen was on to her almost from the beginning…my opinion is that their mutual behavior became intolerable and they were asked to leave. That’s why Harold wants his APOLOGY.

After that, I think they were constantly demanding money and using blackmail tactics and the RF called their bluff.

They thought that they had the Race Card trump card…but all their moaning, complaining and backstabbing has massively backfired on them. Yes, we will see planted articles, purchased awards, and papped photos…but these two are growing older, uglier, and their appeal,confined to a niche Woke market.

What is quite amusing is that the media is so on to them. Did you catch the article about the cost of the jewelry she wore to jog…in crime-ridden California. Is she on some public trail….or just hiking around the 15 bathroom pile?

Meghan Markle rocks Princess Di's £17k watch AND pal's $495 necklace

Meghan Markle, 41, transformed an otherwise simple activewear look into a dazzling image of perfection, as she wore her late mother-in-law Princess Diana 's £17,800 Cartier wristwatch

www.dailymail.co.uk

It’s so low class to have to signal wealth like a foghorn because of insecurity. I guess this is why Fredo Windsor needs so much security.

 

[Tangent Tiger]

I actually quite like Beatrice and think her marriage seems happy. I thought he might be a playboy at first.

She seemed close to her grandmother as well and the pictures of her wedding were beautiful.

 

[Goldilocks3108]

Thanks @LadyMuck

It was strange that everyone read off pieces of paper, even only a few words, and BookWorm wondered why they did not bother to learn them.

Not going to lie, I love William and his speech at the concert was great but how come he could memorise that but not a couple of lines during the coronation service?

 

[Chita]

As much as I like GBNews and Talk TV [because most of their presenters agree with us Tattlers] I am sick of the panellists they keep having on for 'balance' regarding the Harkles.

Tessa Dunlop, Amy Nickell, Nina Myskow and a few others seem to just argue for the sake of it.
I'm sick of them.
I'm sick of Angela Levin, Jenny Bond and now Tom Bower.

Give us some different people on the panels.