Harry & Meghan #342 Princess Anne Featherweight Champion of the UK

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FrancesDundee80

To be fair, nothing is more clowny than the ILBW overdone make up to highlight her Nigerian ancestry. Or her wearing ripped jeans and a cap when she arrives with her dial-a-pap friends to dead children memorials. Or when she takes 6K handbags to fold baby clothes to the "poor and needy".

I try to move away from Myra's comments as they are tasteless and add nothing except highlight the sheer lack of intelligence, culture and taste that became a signature of the Sussex Following, a mirroring of their Mistress.

ETA - the ILBW initials. I am still recovering of all partying yesterday.
 
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kev1974

FFS who put 50p in Shouty's meter this morning. Just a non stop torrent of bile from her today. Hurting much from how well yesterday went, love?
 
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The Tipsy Titian

ToodliePips said:
I thought Johnny was now a Lt Col, or did I just promote him in my head?

Do you think that was Hasno’s ‘Support Hanger’; you know like some folk have support animals…except he cannot be trusted with anything animal like.
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His was promoted to Lt Col soon after the Queen's funeral but the reporters, as usual, have failed to do their homework
 
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Xales

Do you reckon KCIII has agreed to H's demands that he can monitise the royal titles? Blatantly advertising for $$$ at the coronation.

Or that the gig is up for H very soon so he was like fuck you I am going for it?
 
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MoodyBlue

I wonder if the Wales' children even knew their uncle Harold was sat behind them......
 
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BlinkyBill

ToodliePips said:
I thought Johnny was now a Lt Col, or did I just promote him in my head?

Do you think that was Hasno’s ‘Support Hanger’; you know like some folk have support animals…except he cannot be trusted with anything animal like.
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did the hanger have a Dior logo on it that he was meant to show to camera (but he forgot)???
 
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Dobby Socks

I really hope the family do pay attention to social media & what is said about them. Firstly so they can see how much support they really had but mostly because the thought of them looking at memes & tweets of themselves would be hilarious. Can you imagine them all sending princess Anne memes about her hat
 
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poultonlefylde

From the few photos we have seen of Archie as a baby he looks like M when she was a little girl and Thomas Markle Sr.
So I think he is M's child but he may be born out of wedlock. If he did in fact turn 6 yesterday then is it possible that M got pregnant with him in 2016 when she and Harold first started dating? Hence the secrecy around his birth.

Although I don't actually believe he is 6. Plastic face Omid always talks utter nonsense and this was his latest blunder. Just like the time he said the queen has left Balmoral and is travelling to the UK
 
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Dooley Doo

Who’sYerDaddy what sort of squirrels do you have there. I remember us all laughing at the video of the squirrels on the bird seed feeder a few threads ago.

I have seen wire ones in British magazines sold here.
 
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JAR21

The fabric of the blue and red capes should have been velvet. It would have looked a lot better.

Who is to the left (as we look) of the Duke of Kent?
 
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JAR21

I suppose he could have got a helicopter from the airport to Monteshitto?

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Edo, Tequila and Euge all spoke to him. But they could all have been saying something along the lines of:

You got here then? What time are you going? You walk behind us, You walk in front of us, You go in first etc. It was all probably just the being polite stuff, rather than we've missed you, what's been happening etc stuff.

Did Zara speak too?
 
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trouble-loves-me

Good morning Tattlers
Hope everyone is well.
Slept like a log last night, such was the emotional roller coaster that was yesterday lol
Just thinking what an incredible and memorable (4th or 6th who knows) birthday little Archie might have had yesterday, had it not been for his spiteful parents.
Poor little buggers having no contact with either set of grandparents

🫠🫠🫠 I've just found this emoji, wonder what it means?
I'm claiming it as my Major Johnny moist emoji
Honestly, how gentle and caring and tender he was, helping with the buttons and belts
Ooof, losing my trail of thought

Nomnomnom
 
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50degreesnorth

I think my dad is a secret tattler. I was travelling yesterday so missed the show. Received a text about someone who looks a bit like Harry behind a plume.
 
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