Harry & Meghan #342 Princess Anne Featherweight Champion of the UK

[bitterntwisted]

It was a beautiful day all round. That plume in Hazno's face.

Rant ahead. Now, I guess the media is going to media, but for the love of God, can they just lay off for JUST 1 DAY? It's like Charles can't catch a break with these (and I quote Kristin Doute of VPR here) "fistful of assholes." This is supposed to be a solemn, yet joyous occasion, but they just can't leave the historic crap alone for 1 day. The whole week running up to the coronation it was stupid handwringing about what has past, polls in the realms and at home saying support for the Monarchy is down, reparations, acknowlegements, etc., etc. That was annoying as it was. On the CBC they did a clip on Wales with a shocking 1/5 polled who wanted out (wow such a large number) and a bearded 20-something town councillor, yaking away in Welsh bitching about the Royals, whilst wearing a flat cap with a lamb under his arm. Stereotype much? Now you have whatsherface from Bridgerton saying the balcony scene was too white. FFS!!!

 

[MoodyBlue]

Harry & Meghan #343 The Devil Wore Dior.

 

[Regina2071]

Why are none of the newspapers and media pointing out that Sparry couldn't have made it to his son's birthday party.

Harold's plane landed in America at 6:30 and apparently he lives a 2 hour drive away from the airport.

Who has a party for a 4 year old at 8:30 / 9:00 at night?

He'll arrive around sunset, just as Duchess Harkula emerges from her coffin to satisfy her bloodlust before dawn

 

[JAR21]

From the few photos we have seen of Archie as a baby he looks like M when she was a little girl and Thomas Markle Sr.
So I think he is M's child but he may be born out of wedlock. If he did in fact turn 6 yesterday then is it possible that M got pregnant with him in 2016 when she and Harold first started dating? Hence the secrecy around his birth.

Although I don't actually believe he is 6. Plastic face Omid always talks utter nonsense and this was his latest blunder. Just like the time he said the queen has left Balmoral and is travelling to the UK

Dickie Arbiter also said he was 6. Have a look at the Poirot thread and there's a TV recording of it.

 

[Scotch Mist]

I suppose he could have got a helicopter from the airport to Monteshitto?

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Edo, Tequila and Euge all spoke to him. But they could all have been saying something along the lines of:

You got here then? What time are you going? You walk behind us, You walk in front of us, You go in first etc. It was all probably just the being polite stuff, rather than we've missed you, what's been happening etc stuff.

Did Zara speak too?

Even if he got out of the airport quickly and got a helicopter, it still means that Farks birthday party was happening in the evening which is odd timing for a 4 year old!

 

[Bobble22]

I only look at Twitter these days when it's posted on here, it's too horrible now and I used to love it.

 

[Sofasurfer]

If things had been different & H&M stuck around, put in the work & were liked, what part do u think they would have played in the ceremony? Would they walk down the aisle behind Will & Kate? Or be more like Ed & Sophie & be seated beforehand? They would definitely have robes. Imagine giving all that up for fake awards!

 

[OiOiNoseyParker]

Saw this:

Really not a Penny Mordaunt fan and despise the Tories with each and every single fibre of my being but I have to say she looked absolutely resplendent and did an incredible job. Credit where credit's due and all that.

 

[Anna2020]

 

[JAR21]

If things had been different & H&M stuck around, put in the work & were liked, what part do u think they would have played in the ceremony? Would they walk down the aisle behind Will & Kate? Or be more like Ed & Sophie & be seated beforehand? They would definitely have robes. Imagine giving all that up for fake awards!

They would only have had robes if they'd been part of the Order for which the robes are relevant. That's why Andrew wore one yesterday, but 25 didn't.

 

[ChastityDingle]

To be fair, nothing is more clowny than the ILBW overdone make up to highlight her Nigerian ancestry. Or her wearing ripped jeans and a cap when she arrives with her dial-a-pap friends to dead children memorials. Or when she takes 6K handbags to fold baby clothes to the "poor and needy".

I try to move away from Myra's comments as they are tasteless and add nothing except highlight the sheer lack of intelligence, culture and taste that became a signature of the Sussex Following, a mirroring of their Mistress.

ETA - the ILBW initials. I am still recovering of all partying yesterday.

BIB - spot on.

This sums up my thoughts perfectly on the bile that 'Myra' posts.
What a poisonous pointless existence they must have.

 

[Chita]

So now actually being white is racist?????

FFS where does it end.

White families have to apologise for only having white members?????

 

[Bobble22]

Wouldn't it be great if one of the young royals met and married a black or asian or mixed race person and the other royals and public adored them and treated them just like anyone else and they became an important asset to them. Then everyone would know the real truth, Meagain is a lying and nasty woman and the sugars wouldn't have a leg to stand on.

 

[Dobby Socks]

There's actually a great YouTube video that's been going around lately called what are we doing to white people? In the video the man talks about how now people are so comfortable to say things about white people that nobody would dare say about any other race. Its a really interesting video & I've seen lots of black youtubers reacting to it & agreeing that we are heading in a dangerous direction

 

[Shushex]

unpopular opinion, but it think had the gruesomes attended, and brought the hypothetical kids, the little ones would have had a brief appearance on the balcony, just like the impromptu page boys.

also, nipped to the depths of the twatting cesspit and every one is pointing out that all the designers showcased their clothes at the corrie. true. but all the showcased clothes were most certainly payed for in full.

 

[ResidentMerkin]

everyone is jumping on the make-a-buck by association to the coronation bandwagon.... even Megsy's makeup artist

 

[Umbridge]

Morning all!

Guess what I’ve just found in the village book box: an unthumbed looking copy of Waaagh! Off for a forensic hate read, brb.

Dont do it!! It may seem like harmless fun, but think of the long term damage to your poor brain cells

 

[LadyMuck]

Love Anne's Green robe which I didn't see yesterday

Social media praises Princess Royal who acted as the King's bodyguard # via https://android.com

 

[Chita]

unpopular opinion, but it think had the gruesomes attended, and brought the hypothetical kids, the little ones would have had a brief appearance on the balcony, just like the impromptu page boys.

also, nipped to the depths of the twatting cesspit and every one is pointing out that all the designers showcased their clothes at the corrie. true. but all the showcased clothes were most certainly payed for in full.

Were the others all British designers?

 

[Sofasurfer]

They would only have had robes if they'd been part of the Order for which the robes are relevant. That's why Andrew wore one yesterday, but 25 didn't.

Thank you JAR. I only started taking an interest in the royal family after H&M tried to screw them over. I thought yesterday was wonderful & I’ve learnt so much from here.