I'm imagining if they had attended, not just Harry rushing in and out, with him inexplicably carrying a hanger
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They would have tried to hold back to be part of the procession in, then Meghan would have tried to barge in front of Camilla or Charles, or both. The claw would be in full swing, of course. And the merching.
Then on the balcony, she would be elbowing her way forward. Probably drop the children in the process as she would be carrying them, draped onto her, as usual. Again, inexplicably.
And that reminds me of the time(s) that both Anne and Andrew blocked her from getting in nearer to the queen on the balcony. Anne's hat and her elbows would definitely have been deployed yesterday
Anyway to slightly paraphrase the late queen - thank goodness Meghan didn't come.