Thanks to @Chita for the brilliant title.
Well... this is a doozy. Took me a while to get the Duke'sdookies ducks in a row. Hope I got it right.
Since the Lakers game where Dookies of Hasbeen showed us haydurs how unbovvered they are in the 15k box surrounded by theirunpaid interns friends, the un-prince doubled down on his oh so many legal claims against the press.
First, he declared via his parrot at the Telegraph that PoW has reached a "secret deal" with NGN in 2020 for a very hefty sum, which turned out to be about 1M pounds (Translation: Prince William settled out of court, in case you don't speak delusional). And all leads seem to point that said hefty sum was donated by PoW to... drumrolls please... the Invicuts Foundation. (Translation: Smegz' horror fashion show, in case you don't speak grasping grifter). And, the most delicious part part of it all, un-prince Sparry was actually offered a 200k settlement in the same case, which he refused bc he's a greedy pig.
After the above mention humiliation, Dook of Delusion doubled down, of course. He stated that he had HLM's blessing to take the case to court. Only to backtrack in another incendiary witness statement, for a different court case, claiming how HLM was actually veto-ed by King C and his MiG goons, who struck a deal with Murdoch so Charles can have Camilla crowned with no fuss. Lovely way to besmirch your Liege and loving Grandmother, with whom you claim to have had a "special, unique relationship".
And then The Guardian (of war crimes - my own personal beef, feel free to ignore) posted a lengthy article with all the pointers from the un-prince's witness statement, in which he claims first and foremost, that his beloved wife helped him finally understand the "truth" of the media manipulation he suffered. Then he proceeds to throw every member of his family under the bus.
Last of all, he pulled the Di Card, in which he claimed Piers Morgan was behind her phone hacking media leaks. For daring to have a pub lunch with the York sisters, no doubt about it. (Tattlers bingo: who had Diana on their cards? every one? good, treat yourselves to some Cheezy Puffs!)
i hope i got some sense of all this mess, i have no idea what new twists and turns happened in the hour it took me to write this recap. Tbh, when i started following this forum, i wasn't expecting Law & Order: The Royal Family (DU-DUM!)
On the other hand, K&Q were royalling in Liverpool, where they unveiled the Eurovision stage while royally unbovvered. DoE Sophie did a soft 5th degree burn when she doodle explained succession and omitted mention of the un-princely leech. Princess Anne is "the King's Bodyguard" and she'll be in full military attire at Corrie, like the LEGEND she is.
Spirits are high in anticipation, Corrie merch and preparations were shared and discussed; memes, cartoons and funny videos were enjoyed.
Old thread:
P.S. if i missed or misunderstood anything, please correct me
Well... this is a doozy. Took me a while to get the Duke's
Since the Lakers game where Dookies of Hasbeen showed us haydurs how unbovvered they are in the 15k box surrounded by their
First, he declared via his parrot at the Telegraph that PoW has reached a "secret deal" with NGN in 2020 for a very hefty sum, which turned out to be about 1M pounds (Translation: Prince William settled out of court, in case you don't speak delusional). And all leads seem to point that said hefty sum was donated by PoW to... drumrolls please... the Invicuts Foundation. (Translation: Smegz' horror fashion show, in case you don't speak grasping grifter). And, the most delicious part part of it all, un-prince Sparry was actually offered a 200k settlement in the same case, which he refused bc he's a greedy pig.
After the above mention humiliation, Dook of Delusion doubled down, of course. He stated that he had HLM's blessing to take the case to court. Only to backtrack in another incendiary witness statement, for a different court case, claiming how HLM was actually veto-ed by King C and his MiG goons, who struck a deal with Murdoch so Charles can have Camilla crowned with no fuss. Lovely way to besmirch your Liege and loving Grandmother, with whom you claim to have had a "special, unique relationship".
And then The Guardian (of war crimes - my own personal beef, feel free to ignore) posted a lengthy article with all the pointers from the un-prince's witness statement, in which he claims first and foremost, that his beloved wife helped him finally understand the "truth" of the media manipulation he suffered. Then he proceeds to throw every member of his family under the bus.
Last of all, he pulled the Di Card, in which he claimed Piers Morgan was behind her phone hacking media leaks. For daring to have a pub lunch with the York sisters, no doubt about it. (Tattlers bingo: who had Diana on their cards? every one? good, treat yourselves to some Cheezy Puffs!)
i hope i got some sense of all this mess, i have no idea what new twists and turns happened in the hour it took me to write this recap. Tbh, when i started following this forum, i wasn't expecting Law & Order: The Royal Family (DU-DUM!)
On the other hand, K&Q were royalling in Liverpool, where they unveiled the Eurovision stage while royally unbovvered. DoE Sophie did a soft 5th degree burn when she doodle explained succession and omitted mention of the un-princely leech. Princess Anne is "the King's Bodyguard" and she'll be in full military attire at Corrie, like the LEGEND she is.
Spirits are high in anticipation, Corrie merch and preparations were shared and discussed; memes, cartoons and funny videos were enjoyed.
Old thread:
Harry & Meghan #334 Desperately trying to save face, so Meghan buys a new one
Thanks to @Invictus for the winning title. Well... as title says, Meeeh didn't wait for the dust to settle after speed of light backtracking from the King letter circus, and she showed up via videolink (and showed us haydurs!) to introduce her photoshop intern photographer "friend" Misan...
tattle.life
P.S. if i missed or misunderstood anything, please correct me
