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mardymare

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Lady C plunging right in



Michelle Obama shades Smeg? South Park described Smeg as First Lady Botherer. Lady C has heard that MO does not wish to be tainted by someone that treats her family and TRF with contempt and regards Smeg as a dangerous loose cannon. The Obamas admired TLQ, KC, & PoW and family life. Also MO never got over the fact that Smeg lied that she had lunch with her when she hadn't. The Harkles have tainted themselves and SP hit the nail on the head, playing them at their own game.

Lady Hussey's royal blood? Princess Anne is principled, not pussylaminous. Lady C maintains that Lady Susan fell on her sword to protect the Wales's Earthshot event publically but privately nothing changed. Wording of statement at the time was poor and put blame on PoW, could have been handled better. Susan Hussey has links to TRF - the funeral she attended on behalf of PA was her own aunt's, a former lady-in-waiting and she is a distant cousin of TRF.

Coronation attendance? Recent PR fluff suggests that Smeg feels excluded from Coronation planning. İt's all about her in her head and she feels everything should revolve around her. The Harkles are no longer working royals, have no official role, and the Coronation is not about them. Smeg has always sneered at tradition and lacks the insight to know that opinion of her wavers between amusement and annoyance.
Lady C is hosting a Coronation Ball at Goring Castle for the local community with proceeds going to charridee.
Family invites? Would be bad manners for KC to invite Doria but not invite Thomas. Needs to be unity for state events.

Focus will be on KC and QC at the Coronation and not the Harkles? Regardless of whether Smeg announces a pregnancy, or miscarriage, or they release a porn film. 😵 😵 İt will be announced that they are in attendance but they will be treated as per the Jubbly. Without the royal platform the Harkles lose any royal luminosity.

İmpossible yoga poses suggest that Smeg would be able to squat when 'pregnant' and get back up effortlessly? Lady C commented on the completely bizarre way the foetus disappeared between Smeg's closed legs as if made of rubber. Jury still out among some commenters who have carried children and feel Smeg was really 'pregnant'. Much speculation on moonbumps. Lady C doesn't understand why the Harkles don't clear up the mystery.

Diana? Lady C believes that Smeg would never have played a part in Haz's life had Diana been alive. Diana was savvy and would have seen through Smeg.
 
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Who’sYerDaddy

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according to a 'brand & culture' expert ....ILBW will be 'forced' to revive her Tig blog as the key to 'future success' - (oh the irony - SP brand management! ) :ROFLMAO:
“IF” their deals dry up? Um…yeah. How about they ARE dried up!
And I have to say this because it’s true. (IMHO)
You get ONE shot in life. On the way up to wherever you want to be—be it a Mom or artist, writer, photographer or a manager in the corporate world; you gain wisdom and learn from your mistakes. You always move forward to better yourself in ways however small.
For Smeg’s to have to go back to the Tig blog? I can predict with quite a bit of certainty, that it will fail. Why? Because she has “been there-done that.” She has also burned a LOT of bridges; something you absolutely do NOT do in your journey for betterment. For every step forward she has taken (in her ill-fitting stolen shoes 👠 ) she has taken five steps back (sometimes more.) She’ll have some “hangers on” for a while, but no real success. She totally blew it for herself these last few years and did nothing except set herself up for failure in the future. No one wants her now. No one trusts her now. She successfully managed to sink herself all by herself. I predict the Tig, like everything else in her life, will FAIL!! 🥰
 
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Meemew

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I agree with you.
It takes - I imagine - a lot of practice to get the balance right when meeting people in the way that the royal family do.
I think Meghan would have improved, yes, for sure, but the one thing that would always evade her is authenticity.
As the saying goes you can't fake sincerity.

She would never be able to put aside her massive ego either - 'not many people have asked if I'm okay' type of thing. It's not about you, luv! That's where she would always struggle, imo.
She’s just a cunt when it comes down to it, cunts don’t improve. I guess at least she is being her authentic cunt self now and not inflicting it on poor old old folks who didn’t ask for it.
#cuntgoals
 
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Chilli pepper 19

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And it's been deleted before I screenshotted it!
My apologies, all.
It was Narinda Kaur.
I hope she had had one two many beers before tweeting or something because otherwise...
Trying to remember exactly what she said:

Camilla is a despicable witch. She drove Diana to her death. She's selling stories about Diana's sons to the papers and NEVER STOPS, all to make herself look good. She will never be anyone's Queen.

I think there were some other choice words there about what a terrible person C is.

Emily Andrews commented on it along the lines of "er...have you ever met Camilla? I have, several times, and she's warm and kind. No one's perfect. Can't you try and be a little kind?"
NK replied with: "no thanks don't want to know her. I believe Harry."

I see she's tweeted afresh - and sharing this as a straight screenshot

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Oh for fuck sake. They had an affair when everyone was unhappy in their marriages and their previous spouses had already cheated first. I'm sick of this poor Diana bullshit that little cunt keeps flaming
 
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knoddle

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I have been watching the video where Meghan went to the Royal Variety Nursing Home and although I have watched it before a couple of things stood out to me after watching it again that I have never noticed before.
1. She closed down the conversation with the woman who was a ballerina when she was younger because as soon as the woman told her about what career she had Meghan immediately started to talk to the man about what he did and never went back to the woman to see what stories she had. Also if you look at the woman's facial expressions you can tell that she wasn't impressed with Meghan.
2. She hardly spent any time with the residents because after asking one person what did they do? and how long have they been at the home she would very quickly move onto the next resident, ask the same questions and then do the same again.
3. When the cook was talking to Meghan she then started talking over him and as a result it was hard to tell what he was saying to her as she wouldn't stop talking over him.
Overall, it is noticeable to see how awkward she came across as she didn't know what to do with herself and at the end she really showed how rude she was as she couldn't wait to grab her coat and leave the Nursing Home.
This video is smeagol in a nutshell, horrid styling and fit-check, condescending, vapid fake humility when shaking hands with the staff-check, jaw thrust, jaw thrust, jaw thrust-check, repetative, gruesomely fake interactions with the residents, while clearly viewing them as old creepy people with cooties-check, wondering why she isn't getting paid for this-check. When I contrast her dismal behavior in this video with recent PoW footage, all I can hear is "I don't want to be, part of the royal family. I never wanted to be part of the royal family." Guess what you instagram loving bitch wife, you are NOT part of the Royal Family.
 
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Dear non-UK tattlers, could you do me a favour to prove a journalist's theory I saw on twitter?
Could you go to google and type in "sick of the" and look at the recommended?
Is the top suggestion, by chance, 'Sussexes'?
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Nuttynana

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Welby hasnt been the same since the Slapper gave him a blow job which lifted his frock.

Weak, woke wanker just shut your bleeding gob and say your prayers and she might service you again.
 
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Chita

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About this pic -


archie as baby with queen prince philip etc.jpg




In Tom Bower's book he described it as a photograph of the Queen and Prince Philip looking at a shawl.


That speaks volumes.
 
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SkiesOfBlue

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First came a moonbump which people admired
But the closer we looked, it looked flacid and tired
Then daily it moved - up, down and around
The bullshit, the lies, oh deceit you abound!

Smeg squatted on the pavement like she wanted to shit
Not fooling anyone, you duplicitous tit,
A dash to the Portland and nobody knew
A Nandos, some candles and then....a Flatpack too!

Not once but twice, yes there are two Flatpacks now
As well as the one under a Banyan tree...just how?
All crying in Monteshitshow cos' people hurt their egos
After South Parks miraculous job it's Buhbuh amigos!
 
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Chita

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I wonder what the other members of the RF feel about this plan. To me it's inappropriate so soon after HM's death and I'd not be surprised if they are apprehensive about it and also about Camilla.
I used to think just KC was promoting her, but she's now promoting herself. I feel very sorry for William and wonder how he and Catherine feel about the slimmed down RF. Not much news of the other worthy hard-working Royals, but lots of pot-shots at Andy the official arsehole, the poster-boy for the more streamlined Monarchy, mocked in polls asking if he should be evicted from his 30 bedrooms.

One thing is for sure, a fair proportion of the public don't like the planned grandchildren roles and they don't like Camilla much either, and they see the Stoat's comments as possibly having a grain of truth. Not me saying this, it's a fact and an inevitable consequence of her being seen as pushy.
Camilla would have done better keeping a lower profile so soon after HM's death, and it seems that her judgment is as poor as that of her husband.

I was very sad to read that the Queen won't be on our stamps any more, and miss her greatly especially now and unexpectedly. Probably because what has replaced her is so alien to what she represented, and no amount of oils or jewels will cover it. Something priceless and irreplaceable is under threat that HM guarded for us like a frail but valiant terrier, and I'm not even sure exactly what it is. But I know it's gone. I suspect that she had a good idea what would follow her, but it was out of her hands. Her eldest son is totally unlike her in every way.
What if Harry is right about Camilla being dangerous and briefing the media.
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@Chita , your work is on Quora !!

Aah so thats why my twitter went from 42 followers to 200 and something last night.
 
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DontQuoteMe

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She’s staying hidden away for a reason. Whether it’s surgery, pregnancy or separation I have no idea, but she’s playing a game, for sure.
 
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