See our trees, my Plastic Sprog
We're King and Queen, but we were robbed
We gave our all, but Will's a witch
Then GanGan kicked us to the ditch
My life with the Ho is a private hell
I tell the world that all is well
I'm mad and bad and take the piss
I will not admit how it came to this
It's far too late to turn back time
Get back the life that once was mine
It's not my fault its not my fault
Toad juice, tequila, I'm confused
All my life I've been abused
Photo of Two Dead Trees, Getty Images
We're King and Queen, but we were robbed
We gave our all, but Will's a witch
Then GanGan kicked us to the ditch
My life with the Ho is a private hell
I tell the world that all is well
I'm mad and bad and take the piss
I will not admit how it came to this
It's far too late to turn back time
Get back the life that once was mine
It's not my fault its not my fault
Toad juice, tequila, I'm confused
All my life I've been abused
Photo of Two Dead Trees, Getty Images
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