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xAm doing everything right after my hip replacement, diet, exercise etc, and decided for extra fibre, I would get some Shredded Wheat. Used to like it as a kid. My friend was round yesterday, asked how I was, etc, when I mentioned the cereal, she said "oh, god, that stuff looks like Harry's pubic head hair!" .
Am now back on Frosties.
Am now back on Frosties.
MeInMidAmerica
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Harry and Meghan # 312: while the World is laughing at your frozen todger, I’m seducing a richer codger.
Just_me1954
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Comments are gold
Duee
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Thanks for this new fred and summary @lollipop_panda and congrats @Chita 
Still catching up with the last thread as I am now abroad (short vacation) in Italy, but I am doing my tattle duty
here too:
Translation of the book (couldn’t find anything else and the security guy in the bookstore seemed to have some suspicions I am up to something):
“A manual to ladies that look for a (rich) husband.”
Still catching up with the last thread as I am now abroad (short vacation) in Italy, but I am doing my tattle duty
here too:
Translation of the book (couldn’t find anything else and the security guy in the bookstore seemed to have some suspicions I am up to something):
“A manual to ladies that look for a (rich) husband.”
Who’sYerDaddy
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Best. Bed. Eva!!! 
Who’sYerDaddy
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Wow! She looks great! What a vibrant blue!!
LadyBee_Aus
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My thread idea (sorry the font is so large 
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Harry & Meghan #312 That awful feeling you get when the kids are too quiet…
)Harry & Meghan #312 That awful feeling you get when the kids are too quiet…
lollipop_panda
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Congrats to @Chita for the thread title and accompanying drawing. Not only was @Chita the winner of the most like thread suggestion post, but the overall winner of the most liked post from thread #310! Claps all round.
Hazbeen’s first lover turns out to not be an older woman but a fellow teen, who we agree managed to keep her dignity through telling her version of her truth.
Rumours Megs is talking to Mr Getty Senior to get a house (!!). Myths continue to be debunked from Spare and Netflix. Megs has gone to ground and it seems Haz has finally joined her there. Except they turned up at Ellen’s surprise wedding renewal which looked very awkward. Haz bandied the phrase Royal Patron in a letter to well child, forgetting he’s not royal and it never was a royal patronage.
Old thread here:
Hazbeen’s first lover turns out to not be an older woman but a fellow teen, who we agree managed to keep her dignity through telling her version of her truth.
Rumours Megs is talking to Mr Getty Senior to get a house (!!). Myths continue to be debunked from Spare and Netflix. Megs has gone to ground and it seems Haz has finally joined her there. Except they turned up at Ellen’s surprise wedding renewal which looked very awkward. Haz bandied the phrase Royal Patron in a letter to well child, forgetting he’s not royal and it never was a royal patronage.
Old thread here:
Harry & Meghan #310 taking credit where it isn't due
The title was my suggestion and with a whopping 86 votes was the most popular post in the thread. Thank you all for making it so easy to find!!!! Old thread...
tattle.life
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jonathanlynch
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Roses are Red,I popped into Tesco last night and a stack of spare was in the valentines section. If my partner is a twat next week I'll have to buy him a copy
Violets are Blue,
Bring Back Prince Harry,
Prince Harry?
Who?
SweetSummerChild
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You know, in recent times the Gruesomes have swapped places in my estimation. I used to think she’d led him astray, and he was just thick and cuntstruck. But now I think he’s much worse than her. She is what she is - Tinseltown is full of desperate, thirsty wannabes, big on dreams but low on talent. That’s all Smeg is. She was never going to make the big time because she has no talent or poise or charisma or exceptional looks, her career hit its high point as a supporting actress in a minor cable tv show. The only way was down…until she managed to snare her dimwit Prince by whatever means. She was always going to be congenitally incapable of being a royal - she simply doesn’t have what it takes. But she thought she did, so you can understand why she grabbed the chance.
But Sparry…I now think he’s always been a mean, spiteful, resentful little man. The palace PR team did an outstanding job keeping that under wraps. He had every advantage imaginable, and threw it all away in a fit of pique. As time goes on they will both become more and more irrelevant.
But Sparry…I now think he’s always been a mean, spiteful, resentful little man. The palace PR team did an outstanding job keeping that under wraps. He had every advantage imaginable, and threw it all away in a fit of pique. As time goes on they will both become more and more irrelevant.
Scotch Mist
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I was perusing Quora just now and found this hilarious question and answer 
Do British people ever become annoyed when they are going about their daily routine and a member of the royal family passes by and they have to stop everything and lay on the ground?
OMG you have no idea! I decided to go to the supermarket yesterday, I’m disabled and use a mobility scooter.
No sooner had I turned left out of my road when a trio of cars with police bike outriders appeared. I flung myself from my scooter into a prostrate position in front of the first car which contained The King and Queen. Fortunately one of the policemen hauled me to my feet and escorted me back to my scooter. I was honoured to receive a wave from the Royal couple.
250 yards down the road, another trio of cars appeared, this time, the car contained the Prince and Princess of Wales. Prostrate again on the road, my body bruised from the flinging, I was once again returned to my scooter and decided not to risk a third encounter so returned home, hungry.
Do British people ever become annoyed when they are going about their daily routine and a member of the royal family passes by and they have to stop everything and lay on the ground?
OMG you have no idea! I decided to go to the supermarket yesterday, I’m disabled and use a mobility scooter.
No sooner had I turned left out of my road when a trio of cars with police bike outriders appeared. I flung myself from my scooter into a prostrate position in front of the first car which contained The King and Queen. Fortunately one of the policemen hauled me to my feet and escorted me back to my scooter. I was honoured to receive a wave from the Royal couple.
250 yards down the road, another trio of cars appeared, this time, the car contained the Prince and Princess of Wales. Prostrate again on the road, my body bruised from the flinging, I was once again returned to my scooter and decided not to risk a third encounter so returned home, hungry.
Meemew
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Reasons she can’t have a political career:
She is a habitual liar to the point of perjury
She’s an ex hooker
There is a sex tape
She has taken drugs
Her husband has confessed to drug use in writing
Her mother is an ex dealer/jailbird
She is committing charity fraud
She is a bully who constantly haemorrhages staff
She’s thick
She’s lazy
She can’t debate
She can’t cope with any criticism
She won’t listen to anyone
She’s a cunt
…
I mean I know politicians tick some of those boxes but surely not all of them!
The only thing she can do is merch, and it’s all she wants to do. Why doesn’t she just restart the Tig and STFU!
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Who’sYerDaddy
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Ndrangheta
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One more thing about that interview with Sasha ... she did more to inspire young women in one sentence than I think I've ever heard TW utter in all of her word salad nonsense ... when she talked about working on a building site, using a digger etc. and not to be put off by it being a male environment. Right on! Get this woman a fucking OBE. (Not an OBE for 'fucking' ... you know what I mean). 