Harry & Meghan #138 Stole from elephants, booed at awards, not welcome, please stay abroad

[LadyMuck]

Good, but not as good as our Chita's illustrations!

 

[Ladygisborne]

It's a real colour - caca d'oie pronounced "kaka dwa". I was using it for ages before I saw it written down and the penny dropped, it literally means goose poo. "Caca" is a word used by children, so it doesn't shock in the same way!

After the birth of Marie-Antoinette's first son, the colour was very fashionable in Paris. It was re-named "caca de dauphin" for the occasion . Perhaps Meghan is alluding to Lilibet's soiled nappies?

 

[Nuttynana]

Have just seen a picture of Doria and by Christ she is an ugly old dog she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp, plug bleeping ugly and shifty looking.

There were not many good genes passed on from her to her mangy mutt only the ones stated above and have to wonder if Thomas is her Father since she has nothing of his.

I wouldn't even enrol dodgy Doria into my Woof squad, Sir Tom would annihilate her and the cats would piss on her.

Dottersea Bags Home would suit her.

 

[AnnieCox]

More piss taking from the Daily Mail

CLAUDIA CONNELL imagines Harry's other life as hairdresser to his wife

Meghan, with a full head of voluminous hair, stood front and centre as Harry crouched behind her, basking in her glow.

www.dailymail.co.uk

That's hysterical I love this;
'Oh my God! I leave you for five minutes. What happened? Were you running towards the struggle again?'

 

[Sea]

1 leg out, was she trying to copy this humanitarian A Lister?

 

[Nuttynana]

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They are all pathetic Hollyweird luvvies grabbing !money from those that can I'll afford it to Stoke their fragile egos

Cannot stand any of them, too much time on their hands, too much money and too big for their designer boots, Bidens Babes

 

[Dooley Doo]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/...ng-gifted-Middle-East-diamonds-continues.html and the entire world went "oh yeah - pull the other one.... literally. Fuckers"
Now I want to know from whence these diamonds came, for what blackmail plot reason, when were they delivered (was it while they were still working royals in which case, don't these stones belong to The Crown/State?), and how were they brought in/delivered (back to the "caca doigt" scenario)? Were they declared at UK, Canadian and/or US customs?

Oh, and for a helpful and confirmatory visual:
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You're welcome

It says the video isn't available.

 

[Cáca_Milis]

Caca is the Irish for cake also ... Mm does send us off in tangents, now I want cake!! It's a real colour i was in the supermarket this morning chuckling to myself "goose tit green"

Sure look at my username The accent over the a (a fada) gives the 'a' an 'aww' sound so my username is pronounced (phonetic spelling) 'cawka millish', which in English is Sweet Cake..

Hmmmmm caaaaake

 

[Justhereforthedrama]

Not commented for a long time but some observations:

- If she keeps adding rings/bracelets (E.G Diana's tank, Cartier Love, engagement, wedding, pinkie ring) shes going to end up looking like Mr T or Jimmy Saville in a few years.

- Do we know when these photos were taken? She's is looking remarkably samey to before 'pregnancy' during 'pregnancy' etc.

-Do we all know that her brother TM Junior is going into Australian Big Brother with Omarosa and Caitlynn Jenner. I know they are both fairly un-woke so I'm sure there are going to be some questions about MM. They are both (particularly Omarosa) smart, and know controversial MM gossip will get them on tv, so will probably initiate conversations. No start date yet.

 

[ResidentMerkin]

It says the video isn't available.

Ah really? It is the part of pulp fiction where Christopher Walken talks about where the gold watch had been kept hidden. Lemme try another vid link




Quoted from a journalist, first name Jan (Moir?) Regarding Hawwy's Hair
"a mass of disinformation glued to the top of his head...A computer-generated pelt of pumpkin-coloured turf — or something tufty harvested from the nether regions of an unlucky squirrel gambolling in the grounds of the Sussexes' Montecito mansion".

 

[VC10]

Ag

Have just seen a picture of Doria and by Christ she is an ugly old dog she looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp, plug bleeping ugly and shifty looking.

There were not many good genes passed on from her to her mangy mutt only the ones stated above and have to wonder if Thomas is her Father since she has nothing of his.

I wouldn't even enrol dodgy Doria into my Woof squad, Sir Tom would annihilate her and the cats would piss on her.

Dottersea Bags Home would suit her.

Agreed. A right ol shifty-looking bruiser

 

[JAR21]

Can someone add Time magazine to the list of things that’s been harkled?

If we don’t already have a list in the wiki we need one!

Ok, I've started a list of things/people Markle. I've started with Time Mag. If you want to suggest any, please tag me, as I'm on holiday and not on here as often as usual.

 

[Palpatine]

Now I want to know from whence these diamonds came, for what blackmail plot reason, when were they delivered (was it while they were still working royals in which case, don't these stones belong to The Crown/State?), and how were they brought in/delivered (back to the "caca doigt" scenario)? Were they declared at UK, Canadian and/or US customs?

Diplomatic pouch/bag. Governments don’t do customs like the rest of us!

 

[Dooley Doo]

Ah really? It is the part of pulp fiction where Christopher Walken talks about where the gold watch had been kept hidden. Lemme try another vid link

Yes it worked. It's hilarious.

 

[Milliemoo99]

Go on DM! Rock that diamond boat
Riddle of Meghan's pinky ring made with 'gifted Middle East diamonds' # via http://dailym.ai/android

yes please rock that boat!

Its so hypocritical isnt it. to happily pose as a 'woke' thoughtful considerate woman of 2021, whilst wearing a gem gifted to her by a middle east prince, who is mired in murder and human rights offenses

 

[liar liar]

Diplomatic pouch/bag. Governments don’t do customs like the rest of us!

There is nothing diplomatic about these two.

 

[ResidentMerkin]

Diplomatic pouch/bag. Governments don’t do customs like the rest of us!

So up the wazoo of an underpaid bodyguard to the 3rd cousin of a saudi prince. Thought so

 

[LadyMuck]

They must know by now the response to those pics and just how much they are being ridiculed and mocked. But then, she doesn't care, at least (in her mind) as they are being talked about.

 

[Nuttynana]

Ok, I've started a list of things/people Markle. I've started with Time Mag. If you want to suggest any, please tag me, as I'm on holiday and not on here as often as usual.

Bleeding hell not another holiday Megan and where's your dodgy jewellery or did you swop it for Hazznos butt plugs

There is nothing diplomatic about these two.

Just automatic arseholes

 

[LadyMuck]