Harry & Meghan #138 Stole from elephants, booed at awards, not welcome, please stay abroad

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Chita

so the fake Royals have a fake doctor and a fake journalist as their chums?
 
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LadyMuck

Great find! Thanks for sharing
 
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Doodlebug005

I frightened the dog guffawing at this tweet, MM's mouthpiece blocked this guy .. very funny
 
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mylifeisasillymoviefail

Good piss take.

“Crazy days man, we called Harry “Trigger”, because he would unload AGM-114s like they were going out of fashion. One day, we had some Marines pinned down in a village complex in Pishin Lora. The Commander just said, “Send Harry in”. When he got there, he was drunk as a skunk, he took out the Muj and the entire squad of Marines, plus 351 civilians. Like, he was royalty, so the Commander just let that one go, it was written up as Mission Accomplished.”


Harry Buys Apache Attack Helicopter Now Parked at Montecito Mansion

MONTECITO - USA - Flush from the lucrative Netflix deal, Prince Harry, has acquired an AH-64 Apache attack helicopter.
www.dailysquib.co.uk
 
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freda19

BBC pays 'six-figure' damages to Tiggy Legge-Bourke

Tiggy Legge-Bourke has been offered six-figure damages from the BBC over false claims made by Martin Bashir to obtain his Panorama interview with Princess Diana in 1995.
www.dailymail.co.uk


Tiggy Legge-Bourke, now known as Tiggy Pettifer, was offered the payout after the former BBC journalist, 58, told Princess Diana that her husband was 'in love' with their children's nanny in order to secure his 1995 Panorama interview.
Mr Bashir is also said to have suggested that Prince Charles and Ms Pettifer, 56, had flown off on a secret two-week holiday together.
The journalist went on to claim that the royal nanny had gone on to have an abortion and showed the Princess of Wales a fake receipt for the procedure.

 Good for her. What an absolute grade 'A' cunt Bashir is.
And remember, St Diana approached Tiggy at a party and in front of everyone said "So sorry to hear about the baby Tiggy."

You can see where no6 gets his disgusting vengeful streak and (lack of)brains from.
 
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ChipDex

Given the speed of his brand new follicular growth, here's a sneak preview of the cover of Hazbo's upcoming memoirs....



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Wackie Jeaver

I love @Chita drawings too, because although they are taking the piss very effectively there's also a kind of affection in them, whereas I find the Artemiss ones a bit too close to the edge somehow... both are accurate.
 
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Sea

Wackie Jeaver said:
I love @Chita drawings too, because although they are taking the piss very effectively there's also a kind of affection in them, whereas I find the Artemiss ones a bit too close to the edge somehow... both are accurate.
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Initially I enjoyed Artemis (a while back) possibly when "affiliated" with Harry markle blogs but then the pictures became too crass for my liking.
 
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