There once was a princey called HarryI just checked out the book on Amazon
Here's a sample of the text:
This is your bench
Where you’ll witness great joy.
From here you will rest
See the growth of our boy.
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I think we can all continue the great work:
This is daddy's room
Where you'll witness no joy
Because I've tied him up
And taken away his toy
OVER TO YOU TATTLERS
Who I had decided to marry
I stalked him like mad
And now he's your dad
But it's doubtful that long I will tarry