Harry and Meghan #93 God Save Our Queen

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#94Royal family scatter 'cos Harry doesn't matter
 
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It is a relief to find -people! My housemate believes in the shit show of an interview and several other of my friends thing MMs version of events are legit. Turned into some sort of madwoman myself trying to convince everybody otherwise. Wish they would come on here!
One can dream!

I am so curious what the fodder will be in the press over the next coming weeks after H returns.
Feel terrible for C right now as well as the senior Royals. Bar PA.
 
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I'm beginning to wonder if HFEW end goal is some kind of cut price Jackie O, snag the famous hubby then move onto the billionaire. Very much the Dollartree version.
Hah, you know, I was thinking about Jackie Kennedy Onassis in just this context the other day. How bizarrely golddiggish that Onassis marriage was basically despite her education, grace and stylishness, because nobody, but nobody would marry that vile, ugly, brutish pig Aristotle Onassis unless they were after his fortune or the kind of outlandish lifestyle it could buy. Terrible man, unattractive man, scandalous man, and publicly known to be a truly bad character of a man, nothing secret about his enjoyment of being a brute or a rude pig to the women about him. Jackie saw the hard side of him when he got wind of her writing to an old male friend regretting the marriage, thought she may dare cheat on him, so he arranged for a pap to get the now notorious snaps of her sunbathing nude on Scorpios. Told the photographer when and where she sunbathed there. He did it to humiliate her in a way he knew would really hurt her and her reputation. Nude pap shots back then were a huge deal, a severe scandal and humiliation to someone of her class and stature.

I highly doubt a typical modern shallow trophy hunting billionaire would touch Markle though. Too old, too many kids, her being an abject, obvious and cynical operator, her value lying only in being notorious via marriage rather than a trophy in and of herself. Jackie was definitely a huge trophy for Onassis, his ego loved bagging world famous. talented and beautiful women (Maria Callas being another) then destroying them.

Thing with Jackie is she was world famous and widely admired during her marriage, and considered an admirable and iconic woman, rather than reviled or at least highly controversial like Markle already is. Jackie is the one who charmed Nikita Khrushchev into complete soppy admiration at a very tense point in the cold war, let's not forget. Although JFK cheated on Jackie constantly, there was no real scandal on Jackie herself and the marriage ended through his death, rather than a scandalous divorce.

I don't doubt if Markle divorces, she'll be on the hunt for the next mark, but I highly doubt anyone in the billionaire class will be biting, unless they're looking for trouble.
 
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I tend to think she’s already got her claws dug into some Silicon Valley bag of cash.
 
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its crazy isn't it ? we're here living as best we can and almost there is this parallel universe. /those that have and those who have Not
I hate them because they take the eye of those who really need help at the moment. Food banks, kids who need school meals in the holiday and all that , isolated older and vulnerable people. How dare these privileged pricks steal the limelight away from good causes. Bast^^^rdss
 
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The songwriting pair Harkle and Markle have just dropped their latest single, which is best sung to the accompaniment of smashing china and Simon and Garfunkle's Sound of Silence:

Hello, ATM, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a duchess softly creeping
Wrote her screed while I was sleeping
And the message that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the aim of merching

In Windsor streets I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a streetlamp
I said hello to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of an iPhone light
That split the night
And touched the aim of merching

And in the morning light I saw
A thousand dollars, maybe more
Trustees talking without listening
Trustees hearing without talking
Meghan writing letters that she needs to share
No one dared
Disturb the aim of merching

"Fools," said I, "You do not know
My overdraft like a cancer grows
Heed my word so that I might warn you
Heed my pleas so that I might save you."
But my words like silent raindrops fell
And echoed in the aim of merching

And Netflix bowed and prayed
To the yachting star I made
And the palace flashed out its warning
In the war that I was forming
And the sign said, "The words of the duchess
Are written on the toilet walls
And castle halls
And whispered in the aim of merching."
 
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Christ, Fergie is the bloody template for Harry's wife.

Author - (likely ghost) written a few kids books.
Businesswoman - known for permanently being in debt
Advocate - well, she can put you in touch with the most radioactive member of the RF, for a fee. (See businesswoman).
Philanthropist - charity of choice : herself.
 
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How does smeggy feel that Kim K is now pursued by royals and billonares after divorce? Smeggy has nothing to offer post-divorce other than vegan word salad. She is definitely going to abandon the chicken and her dogs after she divorces Chimpo.

 
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İ feel for Charles too at this time. Hopefully PP gave PC some wise counsel re. the Harkles/titles/succession/funding/children's titles/divorce strategy and he and PW will consider it all in the context of their summit re. Royal Family and patronages going forward. No amount of money will make Harry's wife shut up, and no amount of leniency or explanation will open JCMH's eyes. PC has to protect the Monarchy from the Harkles for his own and PW's futures.
 
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I bring forth from said blog this gem:

‘If she really had any maternal instinct, and there was really a seed growing in her womb, she would have not done the Oprah interview for the love of her unborn child. She would have owed it to her child to give birth peacefully, without the public speculation and outcry. Her behaviour is abnormal for a woman carrying a child.’

Bracing stuff!

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Of all the headlines I've ever seen about HFSEX this is the most ludicrous. She's putting herself on a par with Catherine - as a peacemaker! HSEXW caused all the trouble in the first place. Mangy dingo.
 
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I meant deliberate DISTRESS not success.
But then again...
 
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Yes, I would totally agree with this statement ... If we were discussing a woman who was normal ...
 
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How about for the next thread:
Harry & Meghan 94 - It's your Nana's birthday so do your part, you scum...
Sorry not feeling very creative just a bit vengeful
 
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This. Charles will be torn. The interview knocked him for six certainly, but I still think he would have wavered regarding grey rocking hazza ...
until he visited Phil in hospital that day. His dad knows him too well. He knew Charles would wobble on the fence re hazza, so I think Phil spelled it out in no uncertain terms what needs doing. He'll have done it his way, no messing about, and it was as good as a death bed wish. Stand firm against the Harkles. Not a doubt in my mind Phil booted him up the arse mentally to make him man up and firmly take the reins controlling hazza on behalf of Brenda.That's why Charles was in tears leaving the hospital. He knew the end was near and knew exactly what Phil wanted done.
So yeah, I won't begrudge him his down time in Wales. It's where he gets his strength, from nature and wildlife etc. Hopefully he'll come back more sorted mentally.

I was gonna say that hazza knows his dad's weak point, but it's not as machiavellian as that. He just knows that if he whines enough and invokes his dead mummy then he gets his way. Twas always so since mummy Di carked it and daddy married Camilla. He's still a big baby. Smeggy knows the score though. Oh yes, she knows Charles has a guilt complex re St Diana, even though he did nothing to cause her demise. She's the controller, hazza is just her tool. Literally.
 
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I am getting desensitized because of the amount of sugary PR she puts out there. I have no sympathy for her anymore. Same with hazzo. It's nauseating to see the same shit faces in the tabloids every day. Sometimes, I just want to punch them in the face.
 
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