There’s the rub. If Charles pumps his cojones & gets Hazza in a room for a 1:1 performance review, some ideas for deals in the table.Re the children, one amusing thing is that as soon as Charles becomes king, he gains custody of his grandchildren. That law was signed up to worldwide and has never been altered.
Not that I think the family would wrest the kids away unless there was serious concern about fit parenting but the mere thought that Meghan’smeal ticketskids aren’t her own...
‘My Mummy is busy right now, so it’s me you deal with.
I is the Biggest Daddy in this pack, so pay attention.
All your life, son (no matter what they say), we’ve spoiled you, let you get away with all shades of shit & fix’d your fuck ups for you.
No more.
Time to grow up.
Shut the fuck up, get on with your life, earn your own money, pay your rent & taxes, make us proud of you.
You tell that woman in now uncertain terms that she unless she plays ball, we’ll give the press mob have everything, & I mean everything, that MI5 & CIA have given us, with royal nods that we’ll look the other way. We have loads of great women in the family & lots of cuddly new babies with more you come.
Hazza son, we don’t need you any more.
What you’ve got, we’ve got plenty more here already.
Not even the spare any more’.
passes hankie to sobbing Ginger man child.
‘Aw c’mon Hazza, dry your tears, you’ll always have Meghan the woman who truly luffs you’.
’Oh Dad, if only you knew...’
’Well son, this is what we’ll do’
Opens file on table.