Harry and Meghan #84 Haz should've listened to Auntie Anne, kept his balls to stay a man.

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pellegrino

Kittypops said:
What would happen if Hazzno retreated back, a child in each arm, asking for sympathy and apologising profusely for his stupidity, would anyone not just accept it, but also, would they trust him? I wouldn't want to see it.
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He could stick the children dolls, in a suitcase, they could go in the hold, no need to use his arms at all
 
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MillicentMargaret

liar liar said:
I have no idea why he felt he had to cover-up for the faithless strumpet and yes, he should be sacked. He has made a mockery of the Christian marriage ceremony now. What next? Unburials of the dead? Marriages for three? He's a mental cretin.
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Well he says he didn't actually do the Christian marriage service in secret for them. But probably let them say dopey tv style vows about "always cooking their favourite roast chicken together" or something and said "now you can consider yourselves married in case it all goes wrong!".

And I guess he doesn't want Easter to be entirely about an Archbish vs Meghan row.

I think he's made this sound worse that in actually is by appearing to split hairs but who knows, maybe she does have a video of him doing a full on illegal wedding which he admits would get him in masses of trouble.

But he would also get into trouble if he broke confidences about what was said when he met them and those two *would* start screaming privacy.

I feel like the fact that the Harkles admitted Meghan "misspoke" and meant a garden ceremony means A) they realised that there was proof Meghan lied/exaggerated "her truth" and wanted to gloss over this ASAP so people wouldn't realise the whole interview was exactly the same. Or B) realised if they pushed it then the validity of the Windsor wedding would be in question.

He's going on sabbatical soon and will probably retire within a couple of years. But the candidates to replace him aren't exactly inspiring either.
 
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liar liar

Maggiemaynot said:
Ya know what? I have always thought this about Welby. For all his high office in the C of E he’s really not very bright. A decent interviewer, ( e.g. NOT Jeremy Vine )would be able to tie him in knots. Set the Paxman loose on him I say!!
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Nah - Andrew Neil... be very afraid Welby...
 
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buflesse

Bubblesdahling said:
I can find fault with almost every single picture and no, not because it's woko. Her clothes, shoes etc so many bad choices!
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Agreed. Her style is truly hideous. Her royal outfits were arguably worse yet they all cost $$$$.



 
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VC10

She could do with a few sausage sandwiches down her, thats for sure.
 
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Cinnamon.girl

VC10 said:
She looks like a sack tied in the middle.

Hes not much better, suits from Man at C&A, etc
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Man at C&A is sooo cruel! Worse than Bon Marche or George at Asda!
Scotch Mist said:
It was reported that Weinstein claimed to have had her on the casting couch when viewing the wedding !

And he didn't give her a part in anything
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Who, Porker? Weinstein had Porker while watching the wedding??!! Say it ain't so....OMG.
Him with his gangrene and her saying "Hold up! WHAAAT.. ??" when she saw it. The mind boggles. From all reports Weinstein doesn't qualify for a rung on the famous Penis Ladder anyway. Answers on a postcard please.
 
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Baguette

It's a very good new appointment. Chris Kelly is ex KPMG East Africa and is 'sound' so well done QCT.

Nicola Brentnall had drunk the Harkle Kool-Aid and was in charge of QCT when such an incredible run of cock-ups happened that she had to 'move on'. Allowing Sunshine Sachs to post political #BlackLiveMatter propaganda directly to QCT social media, allowing the Harkles to hold Zoom meetings with an anti-commonwealth message, thanking the SussexSquad personally, promoting Squad hashtags and campaigns.... It was just jaw-dropping.

She was probably a well-intentioned woman who had the wool pulled over her eyes, in which case she's another victim of the Harkles.
 
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Mock Turtle

buflesse said:
Agreed. Her style is truly hideous. Her royal outfits were arguably worse yet they all cost $$$$.
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You missed this monstrosity which may well be the worst look I have seen on anyone. Ever. And why is she standing like that? Don’t they all practise their Hollywood glamour poses?!
 
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AudreyAnn

All moving in the right direction I think !
Just need those titles back now and the line of succession curtailed
 
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DandyTandy

Are you the new secret Royal Patron of the National Theatre? If not, I nominate you because you're brilliant!
 
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Chita

Any Tattlers who had their heyday in the 80s will remember the double-breasted coat dress.
It suited lots of different body shapes and was flattering to the legs.
Tailored shoulders and lapels and at below knee length with demure side slits to show leg.
Teamed with some sheer tights and complementing high heeled shoes, clutch bag and jewellery it was a great look.
Perfect for a Royal who is out and about.
Meghan almost perfects this look here - until you see how short it is.
If that had been tapered/pencil cut in the skirt rather than A-line and had it been longer, it would have been fab.
 
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DandyTandy

i agree completely! It's as if she wanted to show off her chicken legs... her legs aren't exactly her best feature... maybe she loves chicken legs so much she adopted the runaway chickens in Monticeto so she can look at them daily.
 
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liar liar

Mock Turtle said:
You missed this monstrosity which may well be the worst look I have seen on anyone. Ever. And why is she standing like that? Don’t they all practise their Hollywood glamour poses?!
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Boil in foil chicken.

I had a navy one from Next - I was going down the stairs of the Arbitrage one night and my friend (2 Bloody Mary's down) stood on the back of it and every button flew off in all directions - luckily I had some decent underwear on...

DandyTandy said:
Are you the new secret Royal Patron of the National Theatre? If not, I nominate you because you're brilliant!
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Wu Tien is currently writing a light opera based on H&M Tattle Tales - if not he bloody well should be!
 
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