Omid Scabies is mystery, mother is Iranian, father Scottish apparently a marketing agency owner, and there is nothing else.
Harry and Meghan #84 Haz should've listened to Auntie Anne, kept his balls to stay a man.
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Loves a wedding, doesn’t she?
Next she’ll fake her own death and move to Alaska, Harry is on trial for her murder.
6 months later, she staggers back dramatically to the gates of BP, with heavy Diana eyeliner on, in front of thousands of press saying she escaped her captors. That she still loves Harry and really deserves to be Queen because of her lived experiences
AoC's press team coming equipped with red lines a mile high for any question involving wedding, marriage, gardens, Elvis costumes, Harkles, vows....AOC is due on BBC Radio 2 Jeremy Vine show after 1pm today....might THE WEDDING come up in conversation
...but Jeremy Vine got the Sun Archbishop Elvis mock-up and AoC 'won't comment on what happened in that private and pastoral meeting'
But then.
Jeremy: 'On that, they definitely got married when we think they did, didn't they, there wasnt any shenanigans there?
AoC: 'Well, err, I can promise you, they got the leg..the..the wedding was on the Saturday. I signed a wedding certificate, and, errrm, errr, if..if I sign a false wedding certificate that is perjury and I will be going down for a little while'
Jeremy 'And when you saw Meghan Markle claiming that it happened three days earlier, did you go to yourself 'Oh-oh'
AoC 'Well there was an element of 'Oh oh' Yes, there was a bit of 'Oh oh' but errrm she..she.. she clarified that a few days later and, you know, it's.. it's.. umm, it didn't matter at all, it's..but the wedding, the wedding was on the Saturday and it was a beautiful, it was a fantastic wedding. I mean it was a really intimate moment when they were taking the vows with each other and you sort of forgot there was a billion people watching.
Jeremy: Thank you so much
(NOT AN APRILS FOOL. That's what Wobbly Welby actually said.
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Interesting, I'd almost forgot about their lucrative netflix/Spotify deals. Click for the whole thread:
Websites emerging, the start of teh Hollywood star narrative:
www.simplemost.com
The first picture is btw from Weinsteins party, but who would check:
Photos of Meghan Markle's Hollywood career
Markle was in the public eye before becoming a Duchess.
www.simplemost.com
What a mistake to make!! Also how did they get the domain meghan-markle.org? Didn't she buy all of them up?
Websites emerging, the start of teh Hollywood star narrative:
The first picture is btw from Weinsteins party, but who would check:Photos of Meghan Markle's Hollywood career
Markle was in the public eye before becoming a Duchess.
By now, he carries that voice inside his head as an eternal inner critic.
Damage limitation under air cover of Easter.AOC is due on BBC Radio 2 Jeremy Vine show after 1pm today....might THE WEDDING come up in conversation
Vanity Fair in France running with
www.vanityfair.fr
Carefully written and noting that Lady C understands the Harkles 'deformed' Princess Anne's actual words and falsely gave them a racist connotation.
La princesse Anne accusée de racisme par Meghan et Harry, ses propos auraient été déformés
Une aristocrate britannique, Lady Campbell, a révélé le nom du membre de la famille royale accusé de racisme par les Sussex. Mais dans sa longue vidéo YouTube, elle affirme que Meghan et Harry ont déformé les propos qu’ils ont entendus.
Carefully written and noting that Lady C understands the Harkles 'deformed' Princess Anne's actual words and falsely gave them a racist connotation.
Websites emerging, the start of teh Hollywood star narrative:
The first picture is btw from Weinsteins party, but who would check:Photos of Meghan Markle's Hollywood career
Markle was in the public eye before becoming a Duchess.
Sunshine Sachs wizardry, one has to be aware that its them behind Janet Jacksons nipplegate.
As long as its positive everyone can write about the Harkles, even places like cheat sheet twist the facts.
It doesn't look like her at all, and it looks like she's stuffed a settee under that dress.
Agree entirely, but it was only the racism that Anne as a member of the RF was accused of in the headline that concerned me, not that she said MM was bad news.Princess Anne wont give a toss. And they needed telling, from someone like her
The truth hurts.
Not surprising if his parents don't want to be associated with this slimeball. Same with Markus, he's a mystery too. The pair of them probably vanish in a puff of stinky smoke at dawn and do their "work" during the hours of darkness. As Ann Widdicombe once said about someone else, "there's something of the night about him" and I think this applies to Markus and his ex-lover Knobid.
At no point is she actually pictured with any Hollywood actresses. The events are rubbish too. She was never partnered with a Hollywood actor either for main award ceremonies. She was a complete nothing and nobody with zero clothes taste.Websites emerging, the start of teh Hollywood star narrative:
The first picture is btw from Weinsteins party, but who would check:Photos of Meghan Markle's Hollywood career
Markle was in the public eye before becoming a Duchess.
I add that for you later tonight@Pom Bear please can I request a new picture? Woko in the cctv control room of moneycito mansions shouting at hazno eating his ham sandwich cos it's not vegan/organic/woke etc
xx
I'm getting serious Patrick McGoohan vibes here (hear me now, older Tattlers!)Hahahahahaaaa, tannoy system.....
H leaves the front door, a drone appears from nowhere, spotlamp and tannoy blaring " get back inside!"
Royal Tea is accurate. They've had to hire in Ben Browning a full year after they started pitching to Netflix and Spotify, when this should have been the first thing they did. Nothing has come of those deals yet apart from the token holiday podcast which flopped hard until they threw massive promo at it for 30 days.
Ben Browning is experienced and used to making deals. He will likely be buying in content from small independent producers and pitching it to Netflix and Spotify, which takes time. Whatever the Harkles have been running around trying to do in the past year just wasn't good enough. I'd also guess that they've been told (maybe nicely, maybe bluntly) by Netflix and Spotify that they will only deal with an experienced professional going forward, so Ben is their point of contact. No more crazy pitch meetings with the Harkles - that ship has sailed.
Ooh err Mrs - 'pendulent with blossom'... hired!Today is a beautifully clear bright Spring day, trees pendulent with blossom, gentle breezes - just perfick!
Perfect to revel in the National glory that is taking the piss - for the stellar alignment of the Great British Sense of Humour & April Fools Day.
Short and to the point - Meghans a bleep this posh bird said so!!Vanity Fair in France running with
La princesse Anne accusée de racisme par Meghan et Harry, ses propos auraient été déformés
Une aristocrate britannique, Lady Campbell, a révélé le nom du membre de la famille royale accusé de racisme par les Sussex. Mais dans sa longue vidéo YouTube, elle affirme que Meghan et Harry ont déformé les propos qu’ils ont entendus.
Carefully written and noting that Lady C understands the Harkles 'deformed' Princess Anne's actual words and falsely gave them a racist connotation.
BIB the legitimate? Which makes you think he did perform some sort of backyard tit!AoC's press team coming equipped with red lines a mile high for any question involving wedding, marriage, gardens, Elvis costumes, Harkles, vows....
...but Jeremy Vine got the Sun Archbishop Elvis mock-up and AoC 'won't comment on what happened in that private and pastoral meeting'
But then.
Jeremy: 'On that, they definitely got married when we think they did, didn't they, there wasnt any shenanigans there?
AoC: 'Well, err, I can promise you, they got the leg..the..the wedding was on the Saturday. I signed a wedding certificate, and, errrm, errr, if..if I sign a false wedding certificate that is perjury and I will be going down for a little while'
Jeremy 'And when you saw Meghan Markle claiming that it happened three days earlier, did you go to yourself 'Oh-oh'
AoC 'Well there was an element of 'Oh oh' Yes, there was a bit of 'Oh oh' but errrm she..she.. she clarified that a few days later and, you know, it's.. it's.. umm, it didn't matter at all, it's..but the wedding, the wedding was on the Saturday and it was a beautiful, it was a fantastic wedding. I mean it was a really intimate moment when they were taking the vows with each other and you sort of forgot there was a billion people watching.
Jeremy: Thank you so much
(NOT AN APRILS FOOL. That's what Wobbly Welby actually said.
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