As the saying goes.. "if it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck..... "
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Oh, I totally call April Fool on this one.
Can you even imagine? We've all seen videos of births, it's nothing new, and it's not anyone's best look. Sweating, screeching, grunting, shitting oneself, episiotomies, mucus, slime, stretched out vag, blood all over ... a vain, controlling woman like Smeggers would never in a million years allow anything like this where she would look awful in the last stages of pregnancy bloat, but also could not control the angles or the outcome minutely enough to be filmed and broadcasted. I mean, nobody normal would ever do this, but it's certainly not anything an image-obsessed type like Markle would ever consent to. Her sexual value would diminish overnight. Earth mother ain't her thing. Plus who would want to watch such an event, really? Apart from people interested in seeing Markle's vag being murdered by a baby or grotty fetishists for pregnancy and birth. It would also become instant free fap material for pregnancy and birth fetishists and be uploaded to porn sites for eternity.
I can't stand that Dr Shola either, she's like a broken record with her loudness and yeah the race card is the only thing she can use to get a reaction
Place of Preference for your parcel. The black/blue bin.
I mean what's that about? Why would anyone ever tick that option?
For what it's worth, I think she is pregnant.
As with last time I think she had help other than hazza porking her minge with his ex-royal chopper.
I think she dicked around with her old eggs from Trevor days for archiedoll production and the processes (interference) involved have set off BP alarms re the actual "fully born of her body" rule for royal sprogs. At best it was tacky that the eggs were stored on the understanding that she'd have Trevor's sprogs some day. Then hazza slithers in and nicks them.
I think this time she's gone further and gone for gender selection as well as invasive procedures to procure her perfect merchantable dippy Diana looky-likey sprog.
Having said that I also believe she used/uses moon bumps as some sort of disguise to thwart anyone working out dates and sussing out that something dodgy was/is afoot re birth date.
What is it that celebs say as an excuse when they're behaving weirdly? Oh yeah "It's complicated". It sure fucken is bubba.
Plus, since I'm in confessional mode, I think hazza is bisexual. He's just that bit beyond 'comfortable' getting naked and rollicking with other blokes and tweaking male nipples etc in public. So yeah, he's likely compromised himself at soho at some point and here we are.
Gosh, I feel better getting that out there. I'll still poke fun about the 'dolly' stuff though, cos I'm a bleep.
She said they got "married" not that they "exchanged personal vows". This woman is an idiot
This one cracks me up 
she has to pull her coat out the way to make sure everyone can see her bump
she has to pull her coat out the way to make sure everyone can see her bump 
Aw sweet baby Moses I didn't need to know that tit about the placentaMaybe the doula is the surrogate? Whatever, they're still a pair of entitled cunts and I can't wait until they drop out of the press for good!
The Baby Part 1: The Doula - BLIND GOSSIP
SOLVED! UPDATED! [Blind Gossip] This actress is having a baby. That’s no secret. Everyone in the world knows about it since her husband announced it on national television! It’s also no secret that Actress wants to give birth at home. However, we do have some interesting information about what...blindgossip.com
Or my mammy who described a wee boy on a bus as being beautiful - like a wee chocolate buttonWe all need to ‘re-learn’ (woke top 10 phrase) the definition of racism. Being inquisitive, complimentary or perhaps a bit ignorant is NOT RACISM.
For example ‘I wonder will the baby have a delightful Afro?’ (Just imagining the way a senior RF member might talk) or ‘will the baby will caramel coloured?’, ‘I wonder will the baby have darker or lighter skin?’ Are NOT RACIST COMMENTS! Out of touch, yes. Racist? NO!
Those comments are normal human curiosity and I bet someone did say something along those lines at some point, it’s normal of any blended-race family.
We’ve all been through the not-his-birthright-never-was and all that stuff so we know it wasn’t an ‘institutional racism’ thing.
Wokes have changed the meaning of ‘racism’ to mean any comment, mannerism, innocent throwaway comment or slight acknowledgement of race. But by the same token you can’t be ‘colourblind’ because that’s ‘denying the lived experience of POCs’
I give up!
Mortified!!!
Did tell her it was completely inappropriate when we got off the bus. And she kept saying he was gorgeous!!!
Thank God I passed my driving test cos she's more disinhibitated now!!!
That photo of the entire family in the dirty old birthing pool, filled with blood and shite. VOM. What is wrong with people?
I wouldn't think a 40 year-old woman would be advised to have a home birth given it's a geriatric pregnancy and really, time is of the essence if tit goes wrong, which it can do rather rapidly. Wouldn't shock me if her PR is just slipping these stories out to keep herself in the tabloids now even the royal waycism story is about as dead as the Boris affair thing.
Better bloody not be a BP announcement is all I can sayWhen she's born, do you think there will be an announcement put up at Buck Palace?
Perhaps the Dopey Duo might decide to do their own outside their mansion instead.
I know its April's fool today but the sun are having too much fun
www.thesun.co.uk
The pics that 'prove' Archbishop was Elvis at Harry and Meghan's secret wedding
MEGHAN and Harry look blissfully in love as the Archbishop of Canterbury performs a ceremony for their secret vows — dressed as ELVIS. Meghan said on their Oprah Winfrey interview last month that J…
www.thesun.co.uk
I am sure this has been posted before, but I just found it and it made me laugh....
Oh hang on...looks like someone's trying to milk his 15 minutes of relevance
www.mirror.co.uk
As someone who said you just need to look at the comments to see what society is actually feeling, I'd give them a miss on this one mate
Alex Beresford admits reasons why he was so invested in Meghan Markle debate
Alex Beresford has spoken out after his fallout with Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain regarding Meghan and Harry's Oprah interview
As someone who said you just need to look at the comments to see what society is actually feeling, I'd give them a miss on this one mate
What I dont understand is that there is a couple of centuries worth of established behaviour where Royals have availed themselves of the services of prostitutes - this would not be a first and H would be aware of that.
I agree the Invictus games looks like a play - surely it must be about more than pay for fun ?
God he's desperate for attention. I've seen him on at least two 'celebrity' gameshows recently. No doubt his agent is calling the Strictly office on a daily basis. He's a talent vacuum his level is the shopping channel and I don't mean QVC, I mean the other one, the low-rent one that is one step above a car-boot sale. Go away you annoying man, go and be Meghan's personal weatherman or something (Montecito is easy ... it's sunny everyday).
I think we now know who called the GMB bosses 17 minutes after Piers Morgan left. This tool doesn't realise what a twit he's looking
You crack me up, so funnt. I think she is preggers too but IVF is a real possibilty although I dont really understand why they just wouldnt come out and say it. I mean it would be another victim card they could use. Multiple miscarriages, having difficulty getting preganant, yadda yadda. Thats the part I dont get, why hide it.Place of Preference for your parcel. The black/blue bin.
I mean what's that about? Why would anyone ever tick that option?
For what it's worth, I think she is pregnant.
As with last time I think she had help other than hazza porking her minge with his ex-royal chopper.
I think she dicked around with her old eggs from Trevor days for archiedoll production and the processes (interference) involved have set off BP alarms re the actual "fully born of her body" rule for royal sprogs. At best it was tacky that the eggs were stored on the understanding that she'd have Trevor's sprogs some day. Then hazza slithers in and nicks them.
I think this time she's gone further and gone for gender selection as well as invasive procedures to procure her perfect merchantable dippy Diana looky-likey sprog.
Having said that I also believe she used/uses moon bumps as some sort of disguise to thwart anyone working out dates and sussing out that something dodgy was/is afoot re birth date.
What is it that celebs say as an excuse when they're behaving weirdly? Oh yeah "It's complicated". It sure fucken is bubba.
Plus, since I'm in confessional mode, I think hazza is bisexual. He's just that bit beyond 'comfortable' getting naked and rollicking with other blokes and tweaking male nipples etc in public. So yeah, he's likely compromised himself at soho at some point and here we are.
Gosh, I feel better getting that out there. I'll still poke fun about the 'dolly' stuff though, cos I'm a bleep.
Because then she’s have to admit to ‘not being perfect’. It’s definitely IVF, but I also think a surrogate is likely
Sure I heard Tom Bower is on GMB today?
As much as I'd like to hear from him, I turned on the TV and the two women presenters were awful and just kept talking over the guests to get their points over. Piers must be howling
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