Harry and Meghan #83 Harry's no wimp-o, nows he's Head Chimpo!

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It's ridiculous that the tacky gender reveal which could have been "celebrated" by the media was overtaken by all the other negative nonsense they spouted.
A big PR management failure - it should have been saved for a separate attention seeking moment.
 
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Go to any top uni in the UK and this is what all the social science lecturers are like. Woke, shouty, ignorant communist bullies with an agenda. Hiding in university libraries well into their forties, snowflakes with no ability to survive in the real world.

I received a 52% mark on my dissertation (2019 graduation) because I refused to write a woke piece on sexual assault on uni campuses and how men need ‘re educating’. Won’t name the uni I attended but it wasn’t a tit one to say the least. It’s scary

Wokeness is a disease!
My son was bullied (by other students and lecturers) out of Birmingham University a few years ago for not writing what they agreed with. I can’t even remember now what the particular topic was but my son is very much NOT woke and paid the price for it. I left Nottingham Trent University after a year into my teaching degree because I couldn’t handle the wokeness. That was back in the mid noughties but University wokeness was definitely a thing even back then. I was a mature student and was shocked by it but the younger students lapped it up! It’s the scourge of modern society, in my opinion and people like H&M and their sugars stoke the fire until ‘common sense’ is meaningless and potentially dangerous to the individual.
 
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Every time I see her she always plays the race card regardless of what she is talking about. They know full well what they are doing when they put her on.
... Dr Shola always place the race card... regardless of what she is talking about...".
You are so right there! Last week Dr Shola was on QVC promoting a cream for piles, and she struggled to describe the cream as "white" - said "non-black" paste. Then tips for getting a toilet bowl sparkling - struggled again and said the pan sides would be "less brown" after applying POC.LAV draincleaner. Don't they make life difficult for themselves!

I spy a crossover with Hilaria and the Baldwinitos !
Who are they btw? I don't have a TV or look at social media apart from this thread.

When she's born, do you think there will be an announcement put up at Buck Palace?

Perhaps the Dopey Duo might decide to do their own outside their mansion instead. 🙄
There may be an announcement from BP like for Farky that they are pleased "to have heard the news". Just news, not that they believe it like when Catherine had her children it was worded differently. But BP will probably do the correct thing and acknowledge it.
 
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It has to be an April Fool’s. At least this half:
If you look at the past ones.....they are crazy but have elements of truth within them!! But they also show where some of the more outrageous conspiracy theories may be coming from???

I do wonder though, if they are preparing for a birth special.....from Meghan and Harry....without the blood and gore...and 24 hour coverage, with just the edited (controlled) highlights! If you have the money, I am sure you could pay for a specialist ob gyn team to be on hand at home, to eliminate any medical risk, and virtually have a hospital birth at home!

I think someone like Meghan would love to prove all the moonbump theories wrong...and 'educate' everyone out there!! A live birth on camera would do this........
It could get her a massive payout....and be a great start to the reality/influencer career she seemed to want when she was editing ''The Tig''
Im of the opinion that she used IVF and had her fertilized eggs implanted....and maybe did use a moonbump to increase her importance..and make it more obvious she was pregnant?
I've known fairly slim women who hardly show at all, almost until the end of pregnancy, especially with a first birth.

And as Meghan seems to be controlling the Montecito narrative.....
 
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And even when the surrogate hands her the baby, M will be photographed with it with petals and songbirds with tails dipped in paint or whatever
I hope it's smaller than the last one. The last one was huge and stretched out as though he was relaxing on a couch having a beer, not curled up as he should have been like Jack and Eugenie's.
 
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How can nobody see how problematic she is?

I don’t understand why she thinks anyone would want to shake her hand or want to listen to anything she has to say? She is the plus one of someone, she’s not interesting or special in her own right. Imagine having to curtsy to this woman
 
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What I love about all the April fools is how believable they all are. The irony which would be lost on them is if a post said Meghan and Harry are upset by the break in tge family and want to take some time away to reflect, focus on their family and work through how to mend fences away from the glare of the media. Everyone would be like...

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In view of Meghan maybe using instagram and social media unofficially......

There was an interesting documentary last night on Sky documentaries... Called Fake Famous. About how social influencers can add bots to their pages to look as if they have higher numbers of followers than they do...and then how to edit these bots to add comments and tick like boxes. It just takes money!!

Fake Famous (TV Movie 2021) - IMDb It was really interesting to see how easy it is to do.

They showed 3 people who all wanted to be famous......2 dropped out....one because he felt the process of adding bots was too fake! and one because he got anxious when trolls started to attack his instagram and make nasty comments, but the third had a fabulous time......getting more and more followers, more and more freebies and more and more job opportunites as a model Dominique Druckman was the one who went from media nobody....to almost a proper influencer, being paid to advertise stuff online......
 
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We're on a roll today 😆 everyone is taking the piss! 🤣

'If he ever returns to the UK - and I hope he doesn't - he won't be welcome at BAG meetings or social events. He's brought shame on redheads and can consider himself excommunicated.
"Thank the lord he's going bald anyway."
God bless TDS !
 
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I don’t understand why she thinks anyone would want to shake her hand or want to listen to anything she has to say? She is the plus one of someone, she’s not interesting or special in her own right. Imagine having to curtsy to this woman
The funniest thing in these videos of her barging in is always to watch poor JCMH. He doesn’t know what to do with his hands, he shuffles about from foot to foot, looking very confused and not quite sure if he’s allowed in the ‘new’ conversation between Megsy and her conversational culprit. I’ve never seen such obvious public emasculation of a bloke and its cringey painful to see! 😖😖😖
 
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Place of Preference for your parcel. The black/blue bin.:unsure:
I mean what's that about? Why would anyone ever tick that option?🥴


For what it's worth, I think she is pregnant.
As with last time I think she had help other than hazza porking her minge with his ex-royal chopper.
I think she dicked around with her old eggs from Trevor days for archiedoll production and the processes (interference) involved have set off BP alarms re the actual "fully born of her body" rule for royal sprogs. At best it was tacky that the eggs were stored on the understanding that she'd have Trevor's sprogs some day. Then hazza slithers in and nicks them.

I think this time she's gone further and gone for gender selection as well as invasive procedures to procure her perfect merchantable dippy Diana looky-likey sprog.

Having said that I also believe she used/uses moon bumps as some sort of disguise to thwart anyone working out dates and sussing out that something dodgy was/is afoot re birth date.
What is it that celebs say as an excuse when they're behaving weirdly? Oh yeah "It's complicated". It sure fucken is bubba.
Plus, since I'm in confessional mode, I think hazza is bisexual. He's just that bit beyond 'comfortable' getting naked and rollicking with other blokes and tweaking male nipples etc in public. So yeah, he's likely compromised himself at soho at some point and here we are.

Gosh, I feel better getting that out there. I'll still poke fun about the 'dolly' stuff though, cos I'm a bleep.:m
If she was really pregnant though why would she be stroking chickens and sitting among chicken tit risking infection with no mask or gloves? A geriatric pregnancy, after the risky egg implants, taking a chance of damage like this with Porker? I don't think so, just can't see it. But if she is pregnant and wants a title when Charles is king and this one was born of her "bardy" then the RF need to do a DNA test. But I don't think she's ever been pregnant.
 
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How can nobody see how problematic she is?

this is one of the worst videos I’ve ever seen of her. This would be completely rude and inappropriate even taking the whole royalty/hierarchy thing out of the equation :mad:

My son was bullied (by other students and lecturers) out of Birmingham University a few years ago for not writing what they agreed with. I can’t even remember now what the particular topic was but my son is very much NOT woke and paid the price for it. I left Nottingham Trent University after a year into my teaching degree because I couldn’t handle the wokeness. That was back in the mid noughties but University wokeness was definitely a thing even back then. I was a mature student and was shocked by it but the younger students lapped it up! It’s the scourge of modern society, in my opinion and people like H&M and their sugars stoke the fire until ‘common sense’ is meaningless and potentially dangerous to the individual.
The worst part is that it’s taught as fact, indisputable, rather than theory. You can look at everything through the woke lens if you want to, but don’t teach it to others as hard facts!
 
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#84 it's now "late spring" when baby 2 is due, but will she be sprung from Meghan's foo?

I know that's vulgar but I couldnt resist.
Sorry.
 
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God he's desperate for attention. I've seen him on at least two 'celebrity' gameshows recently. No doubt his agent is calling the Strictly office on a daily basis. He's a talent vacuum his level is the shopping channel and I don't mean QVC, I mean the other one, the low-rent one that is one step above a car-boot sale. Go away you annoying man, go and be Meghan's personal weatherman or something (Montecito is easy ... it's sunny everyday).
he has a really cringe Instagram account, bare chested showing of his 6 pack and muscles arms..:sick:
 
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Time off from doing what exactly???

Meghan Markle latest news – Prince Harry and Duchess ‘want proper time off after 2nd baby as they’re working too hard’

Saw this ridiculous item. You can see straight through their PR team now. Look how lovey covey perfect beautiful they are....

All the while parasitically taking money - millions in fact - to live life in their mansion without working for anyone.

a lot of people get just a fortnight paternity leave if at all - not two weeks we are talking about is it....I've just never seen anyone so lazy and privileged really try so hard to promote themselves as so hard done by , it is rather sickening tbh.
 
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#84 it's now "late spring" when baby 2 is due, but will she be sprung from Meghan's foo?

I know that's vulgar but I couldnt resist.
Sorry.
Equally vulgar: "It's as likely a parcel, as out of her ass...ole"
Like Chita, sorry...
 
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