Harry and Meghan #83 Harry's no wimp-o, nows he's Head Chimpo!

[keylimepie]

The Sussexes never cease to amaze me with the lengths they will go to to ensure they receive the column inches they believe they deserve.
The Oprah tell all certainly unleashed a can of worms but it has backfired spectacularly for them.
I honestly think that they thought they would gain sympathy and be elevated to near sainthood which shows how out of touch they are with the silent majority.
So many people have been drawn into their quest for world domination which needn’t have been. The entire RF especially now The Princess Royal ( I had a bet with my husband it would be Anne that ‘made’a comment) Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne, The Archbishop of Canterbury, Thomas Markle, Samantha Markle and Camilla Tominey.
Some of the damage they have created is now irreparable. People have lost jobs, received death threats and had vile comments directed at them. I just cannot understand how anybody can incite this much hatred and claim to be humanitarians and strive to correct misinformation within the media? Misinformation and misdirection has caused a lot of this furore with people being caught in the crossfire for speaking their truths.
Hypocrisy and self entitlement sound out loud and proud with Meghan and Harry and I firmly believe that there is no way back for either of them.

 

[LorraineH483]

Someone on my Facebook posted this, I thought it was rather apt

 

[Bubblesdahling]

Anyone seen this? If true she's in for a long wait

 

[ResidentMerkin]

Thank you @Kittypops for the title suggestions from 2 threads ago... with this rowdy thread sandwiched lovingly in the middle

Harry and Meghan #82 Duke of Hazzard & Lil MerMeg, no titles no cash, you'll just have to beg

thank you to @Baguette for the poll idea - from whence came the sparkly new title - a follow on from the https://tattle.life/threads/harry-meghan-81-you-chose-to-do-a-moonlight-flit-you-mermaid-your-bed-now-lie-in-it.17271/page-53 Zara had her baby like a true warrior, managing to overshadow...

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Summary -
the poll has been banished and the suggestion is that we don't start suggesting thread titles until after page 40
Serena s Meghan
Scoobie still hasn't taken down his racist tweet... double standards yet again
Piers Morgan lit a tweet seeking missile in support of Sharon Osborne - who is thinking of suing CBS (and quite right too)
Piers Morgan sent another daisy-bomb on behalf of the Silent Majority via the Mail on Sunday
... speaking of litigation, Thomas Markle asked to have an interview with Harpo and has said he is planning on suing the FragileFive (and quite right too)
Harry got on his bike and added to his massive carbon footprint by refusing to pedal
Even CNN has started to turn against the dastardly duo with a video picking apart the lies and inconsistencies
[if I'm missing anything, please advise and I can add in the 30 min window I have to make edits]

 

[LadyMuck]

"Angela Levin on Twitter: "People asking why did Meghan lie about their marriage three days before the wedding. Cd be that she wanted to diss the royals and rise above the effort put into the £33m event. Harry's endorsement "yes the 3 of us" shows he's scared of disagreeing with Meghan." / Twitter"

"Piers Morgan on Twitter: "The Archbishop of Canterbury should either apologise for disbelieving Meghan Markle’s secret wedding claims - or lose his job." / Twitter"

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Just had it from a royal source that Princess Anne has popped into her tank and going to California for a quick cuppa with her nephew

 

[antisocialmedia]

All of these fucking idiots attended the wedding and enjoyed the hospitality of the RF. Idris Elba, Patrick Adams, Oprah. But now it’s convenient the RF are disgusting inherently racist institution and good on Meghan for bringing them down

Disgusting champagne socialists and do as I say not as I do attitude

Backstabbing bastards.

Funny the Beckhams and Elton John haven't come to Meghan's defence yet

 

[MoodyBlue]

I know I'm probably being pedantic but can I please point out that the Queen is not HRHTQ.

She's a higher rank, the top banana.......
Shes HMTQ.
I'll get my coat

 

[margaretta]

Been trying to catch up all day.

Re Piers’s article in the Mail where he said this in his statement to the Press after he resigned:

I don't believe almost anything that comes out of her mouth and I think the damage she's done to the British Monarchy and to the Queen at a time when Prince Philip is lying in hospital is enormous and frankly contemptible.

Wouldn’t it be great if HMTQ really threw shade at Meagain by knighting Piers or at least having his name in the honours list somehow. The number of teacups that would be thrown!

 

[Baguette]

Please let the Star's front cover use Princess Anne with 'Naff Orf Megz' in a speech bubble. I need this in my life...

 

[Scotch Mist]

This is why JCMH needs a cushy job

Harry likely to make 'tiara befitting a royal' up to £2m for Meghan

PRINCE HARRY and his wife Meghan Markle are the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. Living in Montecito, California, the pair are still titled members of the Royal Family.

www.express.co.uk

https://www.express.co.uk/life-style/style/1415138/prince-harry-meghan-markle-tiara-latest-news

It's gonna be bad luck if Hazno designs the tiara

 

[Silbee]

I now have the greatest admiration and respect for Princess Anne ... What a gal!

Armegeddon had some nerve trying to throw her under the bus and Harry has never looked so much like a weasel for his part in this.

 

[WadieHaddadsChocolates]

I now have the greatest admiration and respect for Princess Anne ... What a gal!

She's my new hero.

Now wait for the onslaught of dopey hate towards Anne from the Sugars, most of which will be based on her age, race and looks, because they're so feminist and anti-racist and love strong wimmin, innit.

 

[Chilli pepper 19]

Harry and Meghan snubbed: Queen to reject Sussexes' offer

THE QUEEN and other members of the Royal Family have rejected Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's offer to advise the Palace on how to become a more diverse workplace.

www.express.co.uk

They want to advise the Queen.

They are actually mentally insane. They actually believe their own lies.

 

[JAR21]

I’ve messaged Blind Gossip to ask if they have any info on the moonbump/surrogacy and suggested they publish if they do!

On the one had Scobie's right the Archbishop didn't really say anything new except to cover himself by talking about the legal wedding and he didn't let them say their church vows through twice and sign a false wedding certificate. And he's still being vague on what he actually did.

OTOH most outlets are going with the Headline "Archbishop says Harry and Meghan's secret wedding didn't happen". which is the only thing most people will read and it builds the correct narrative that Meghan's truth does not equal the facts. So it is a big deal.

All the idiot sugars on Scabies’ Twitter are still saying ‘well duh, they didn’t mean a legal wedding’ ‘lots of people have a private wedding first’, but what they are failing to understand is that there is only ONE wedding. Anything else is NOT a wedding. It might be a rehearsal or a private exchange of vows, but it is NOT a wedding. I really wish I could punch them all in the face

 

[Scotch Mist]

Cunt of the Year 2020 | …. is a cunt

Harry won British cunt of 2020 here and Meghan won foreign cunt of 2020

 

[antisocialmedia]

Saw this nugget of information on twitter, we've all been talking about a possible mental illness

 

[Baguette]

Right you grinning twit, one mention of my name to that Oprah woman and I'll stick a pin right through you..

 

[Wu Tien]

It's sing-along time, Tattlers. Fire up your karaoke machine and belt it out to Buckingham Palace version of Shania Twain's That don't impress me much:

We've seen a few girls who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive us up the wall
You're a regular original; a know-it-all

Oh-ooh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-ooh-oh, you think you're something else

OK, so you're a suitcase girl
That don't impress us much
So you suck like a hoover but have you got the common touch?
Now don't get us wrong, yeah, we think you're a good horizontal
But that won't keep us going in the midst of a pandemic

That don't impress us much
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah

Now you’re a duchess with a moonbump under her dress
And a surrogate in Canada just in case
Add some extra elastic around your waist cause you need to lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place

Oh-ooh-oh, you think you're special
Oh-ooh-oh, you think you're something else

OK, so you're the Queen of Yachting

That don't impress us much (Oh, oh, uh)
So you got the duke but have you got the common touch?
And don't get us wrong, yeah, so you think you're alright
But don’t forget that you’re also half white

That don't impress us much
Yeah

You're one of those girls who likes to slap her staff
Then cries racism. That doesn’t half make us laugh
We can believe you kiss your mirror goodnight
Now, c'mon, baby, tell us. You must be jokin', right?

Oh-ooh-oh, you think you're something special
Oh-ooh-oh, you think you're something else

OK, so you wore her perfume
That don't impress us much (That don't impress us)
You think Piers uncouth but he tells the truth
And don't get us wrong, yeah, you think you're alright
And you want more than your time in in the limelight

That don't impress us much
Uh-huh, yeah, yeah

OK. So, what do you think? You're Diana or something?

Whatever

That don't impress us

 

[Scotch Mist]

Prince Harry is trying to 'keep up with very bright' Meghan Markle

Speaking to The Telegraph, celebrity agent Jonathan Shalit said the Duke of Sussex, 36, may be trying to put himself on par with the 'hugely astute' Duchess, 39.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Fucking hilarious!!

Trying to keep up with his 'very bright' wife
It's increasingly obvious that Smeggy is nowhere near as bright as she thinks she is. An intelligent person wouldn't be sniping at the royal family thinking that it reflects well on her!
She comes across as mean petty and stupid!