Harry and Meghan #52 We’ll ask the question Meg won’t say - Thomas Markle, are you ok?

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I suppose s/he might bei thinking that if people were wondering if they'd done something to offend her, that might provide reassurance? But yes the smug charity reference is unnecessary.
but also - aren't most christmas card for charities anyway? ok now I"m just being petty.... but I agree, it may have been to reassure folks that there is no card in the post for no other reason than laziness simply not happening this year.

ETA I haven't sent any cards to anyone (other than a couple neighbours) for about 10 years now. Simply couldn't keep up with addresses etc and working full time and and and. and I'm probably a terrible, and definitely a pinch of laziness in there too. mea culpa!!
 
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Maybe they wouldn't be struggling if they produced clothing that was in any way interesting. Used to like some of Stella's stuff but she hasn't done anything decent for years. Vicky and Misha's stuff...zzzzzzzz.

Thanks @Baguette for the chart updates, much appreciated
 
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Love that they call him Europe’s cutest and most adorable royal baby!
Ooh the shade but at least we can see a baby who looks thrilled to be on his Mum's lap, and he's not sitting there in a soggy nappy.
If Meghan and Harry had done similar shots with Archie then they wouldn't get all the criticism. They just don't understand why the public are offended.
 
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I saw this in my phone's Google roundup. Nope! But if anyone has a Telegraph login it might be fun to point and laugh.
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Meghan's year in fashion:

Jan Beige coat and brown pit stain jumper
Feb Beige belted dress
Mar GREEN!!
Apr Beige
May Beige
Jun Mixing it up with a bit of camel
Jul Tan
Aug Edited as I missed this month out, but guess what, its beige!
Sep Beige again
Oct Beige weird flappy top
Nov Beige
Dec Beige with sparkles for Xmas
 
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Beige is a very polite word for the kind of shades Snarkle favours
 
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And that's the difference!

Price goes to:

Tada!!! Scotch Mist
And a close Second Place for pointing out the funny bit: 50sGirl

And, the seven months old beats the 12 month Archie by looking interested at the book Ah, now this makes me happy!!!
 
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Who gives a flying what she wore in 2020. The only thing we all know is she basically didn't wear any of it here in the UK. The Telegraph are becoming even more red top than I thought possible.


Oh yeah, Chrissy and John; those Ordinary People
Chrissy & John are far too classy to be hanging out with these 2 cunts
 
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At his next birthday they’ll probably produce a 10 year old and claim it’s the doll.
we need some Pom Artistry: Farchie Einstein.

Chrissy & John are far too classy to be hanging out with these 2 cunts
don't forget.... Teen Smarkles had a car (poor poor teen Smarkles, her daddy was just soo mean to her) and that car had a license plate that said something along the lines of "classy gal" or "always classy" or "class in a glass" or "my ass is class" or some philosophical enema along those lines. That girl cornered the class market, just after she cornered the feminism market with her letter to the soap company, single-handedly changing the course of history at the age of 11.

She is a modern day Joan o' Farch
 
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This thread is soooo bitchy I love it

Plastic scabies has just tweeted:
'Isn’t Big Ben bonging for Brexit at 11pm tonight all a bit... North Korea?'

I wish he would fuck off to North Korea, stupid arsehole.
 
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This thread is soooo bitchy I love it

Plastic scabies has just tweeted:
'Isn’t Big Ben bonging for Brexit at 11pm tonight all a bit... North Korea?'

I wish he would fuck off to North Korea, stupid arsehole.
I doubt he could find it on a map
 
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I was just reading some tweets on Smeggy discussing her dentistry and how different she looks these days and found this comment:

'Her face looks puffed up because she keeps Henry's balls in her cheeks, like a chipmunk.'
 
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you forgot the lilac (remember her views on that at Smartwork) Catherine/MyLilPony cosplay... the one whre Scoobie did her makeup

This thread is soooo bitchy I love it

Plastic scabies has just tweeted:
'Isn’t Big Ben bonging for Brexit at 11pm tonight all a bit... North Korea?'

I wish he would fuck off to North Korea, stupid arsehole.
He's just missing bonging his Big Ben (Mulroney) and MIA (Marcus Inbred Anderson)
 
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Nods in agreement.
One of my little shits left our mad mutt alone in the living room. With the Christmas tree. The tree the mutt loves to climb into and frantically dismantle from within like a pschotic drop bear if left unattended. I've come home from work to utter bedlam and a mutt covered in glitter and bits of broken baubles in her curley coat. Yes of course the expensive ones, not the plastic cheapos. Little heads will roll and I'm not a happy bunny.
But to be fair my lot would never ever hurt a pet willingly. Your neighbour is a little psycho potential serial killer ... it always begins with the animal abuse (cue the dramatic music).
I wonder if archie will be allowed a pet? Daddy ginger is not very pet friendly
 
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Ok how long do you think they'll last until they announce the divorce?
Bear in mind that it'll be at least a year of negotiating before they announce it.
Apparently I've heard Harry, as her husband and spouse of a narcissist might be in the 'devaluing stage'
 
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I want to shave my eyes with a rusty potato peeler after having read this heading. I didn't click though.

ETA they are definitely starting a cult. I don't even understand a single word that he is saying. Well now that Carl Lentz is out of the picture....
 
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