Harry and Meghan #52 We’ll ask the question Meg won’t say - Thomas Markle, are you ok?

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I hope for his sake he has but I don't hold out much hope for that.
One of her besties in her posse, Serena Williams, lives close by and Archiekins could have had play dates, but Smeggy is too busy collecting millions of dollars like a demented scientist! What about the Clooney kids? I somehow don’t think those friendships quite developed as she had anticipated. I think A-listers are steering clear of her, including Oprah.
 
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"The holiday special features a plethora of famous guests, including Stacey Abrams, Brené Brown, Elton John, Deepak Chopra, Naomi Osaka, James Corden, and Tyler Perry.". Elton John guys! Come on! And James Corden! YET ALL PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT IS THE FEW SECONDS ON THE END WITH THE FAKE BABY.

Who the hell are they going to persuade to come on the next episode, to surpass Elton John, knowing that they'll be upstaged by a performing seal fake baby?

As for Tyler Perry, what was his contribution? Was it just him saying "give me my rent money, bitches!"? !
 
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I was just thinking this. It's honestly horrible behaviour from both of them to be making their child into some sort of market. You'd think she would have learnt from her horrible family relations to be a better mother but here we are.
 
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Thanks Kev for the new thread.
Re the weird giggling Archie, do they actually say it’s Archie or has everyone just assumed?
 
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Has the girl been reported for this? Sounds like a serial killer in the making She should be allowed to own pets..
I know social services were involved at one point and that was around the same time the bunnies got rehomed too but I'm not sure how they have been allowed to have a new dog.
 
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@50sGirl Meghan says 'come on Archie' or something like that. He's not actually named in the promo though....

They've never been seen with 'Archie' in any vaguely normal (for LA celebs) social setting and don't even pretend (via PR) to be friendly with other parents. Whatever Meghan had going on with Misha Nonoo seemed to stop when Misha's son arrived in April. Adele was always mentioned as a 'drinking buddy of Harry's' - no mention of two mums bonding. Adele's son Angelo is around 7 now. Meghan did the LA celebrity charity thing for Baby2Baby solo and wasn't part of their events with other celebs. One thing we all know is that parents tend to hang with parents, and kids are what you bond over.

Update on the CringeCast and what's happened since Spotify slapped it on their homepage on the app and started sending out email promo.... Looks like someone added Ireland, South Africa and New Zealand to the 'special promotion ' list.

Lots of audience data for the Gimlet/Spotify team to look at from this pilot and they can probably tell that without a massive (and hugely expensive) TV and press campaign around each episode, they'll need more juicy 'royal exclusives' to drum up interest in 2021. Not making it into the Top 20 in the USA, with such a juggernaut publicity campaign, is a worry.

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From this morning, with the 16h30 31/12 update in CAPS (ETA and todays update in bold) With my cynical hat on, someone has decided that they want this one to be Top 10 in UK, Canada and probably USA although that's going to take a big push.

Archewell Audio Spotify chart round up

- 17 in UK 30/12 1630 7 31/12 noon No 7
- 28 in Ireland 30/12 1630 28 31/12 noon No 13
- 23 in Canada 30/12 1630 9 31/12 noon No 9
- 53 in Australia 30/12 1630 33 31/12 noon No 33
- 68 in USA (!!!) 30/12 1630 26 31/12 noon No 26
- 39 in New Zealand and down one place from yesterday! 30/12 1630 39 31/12 noon No 22
- 72 in South Africa (but the stans have hauled it up 3 whole places from yesterday....) 30/12 1630 72 31/12 noon No 43
 
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Thanks Kev for the new thread.
Re the weird giggling Archie, do they actually say it’s Archie or has everyone just assumed?
no thank YOU for the title

if they try to pull a “we never actually said it was our beloved Archie” (said in her “nobody asked if I was OK” voice) technicality loophole, they’ll be ridiculed more than they are already!

I don’t know what their exact wording on the cringecast was but certainly Spotify’s text blurb alongside the thing alluded to the inclusion of a very special guest at the end, which obviously infers it’s the doll child, otherwise why say that if it’s just some random anybody baby. Not to mention how stupid the Sussex Squad will look (again!) for fawning so much over a few seconds of audio if their precious queen comes out and says it was just some random kid.

if they do want to claim it’s some kid belonging to Mulroney or Noonoo rather than their doll child they need to get on and come out with it and clear it up now, not even next week.
 
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Grrr - Don't get me started on victim-kween poor little rich girl Misha.... moaning that her small business is facing challenges. I guess under their definition of "challenges" is " facing the truth of talentless designer at the helm, propped up with husband's/family's money and never having to face the harsh fear of homelessness and genuine bankruptcy". Sorta like Victoria Beckham, Stella M, etc

as for the bab2baby drive-by, the fact that she wasn't invited to the ultimate celebrity mom-squad after that unannounced, uninvited stunt speaks volumes: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowb...-Jessica-Alba-pass-gifts-Baby2Baby-event.html
rumour has it that her PR reps just called up the folks at this event and announced that MM would be showing up. it was a 10min photo shoot with her own photographer and was meant to get her invited by Jessica and Gwenyth, but oops! the stunt didn't work
 
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I saw this in my phone's Google roundup. Nope! But if anyone has a Telegraph login it might be fun to point and laugh.
 
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I saw this in my phone's Google roundup. Nope! But if anyone has a Telegraph login it might be fun to point and laugh.
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Her best looks?

Her best look is her being covered by an allover paperbag. And then out to the trash bin, where she belongs. The woman has horrendous taste and a very lacking body shape. There is no best in terrible.

But I do need a laugh today. Badly.
 
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I saw this in my phone's Google roundup. Nope! But if anyone has a Telegraph login it might be fun to point and laugh.
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Who gives a flying what she wore in 2020. The only thing we all know is she basically didn't wear any of it here in the UK. The Telegraph are becoming even more red top than I thought possible.

Oh yeah, Chrissy and John; those Ordinary People
 
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I know social services were involved at one point and that was around the same time the bunnies got rehomed too but I'm not sure how they have been allowed to have a new dog.
I knew a girl like this. She’s 18 now and we no longer see her for many reasons, but it hasn’t ended well. Sorry, off topic
 
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came across this - let's play spot the similarities
 
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It reminds me of Finding Freedom - they never say “When Meghan gave birth to Archie”, it was along the lines of “When Archie was born”...

It’s what they don’t say rather than what they do.

Meghan never said “Archie has a little message for you” but by saying the name Archie it was inferred it was him although note that they didn’t actually say it was him.

I wouldn‘t be surprised if they are deliberately being ambiguous - it’s all smoke and mirrors with them.
 
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What Ever?
What sort of a name is that? Its nearly as bad as Archie.
Another celebrity virtue signaller I'm feeling grumpy today because I'm so sick of them all.

I just checked Facebook and noticed that one of my acquaintances has posted 'I'm not sending cards this year as I've given to charity instead'.
I can't imagine why she thinks that I bloody care.
 
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I suppose s/he might bei thinking that if people were wondering if they'd done something to offend her, that might provide reassurance? But yes the smug charity reference is unnecessary.
 
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This is her best look.... along with the Pit Stain shit brown abomination when she and Hazard popped by unannounced to Canada House for tea (and no real reason)
 
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I suppose s/he might bei thinking that if people were wondering if they'd done something to offend her, that might provide reassurance? But yes the smug charity reference is unnecessary.
Yes, the first year I didn’t send cards and donated to charity instead I did post on FB wishing all my friends and family a Merry Christmas and explained why I wasn’t sending any cards and which charity I was donating to.
Now I just wish them all Merry Christmas with no charity reference because I hope they now know why I don’t send them.

Love that they call him Europe’s cutest and most adorable royal baby!
 
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