Turning into a vanity project. Shocker
Yes that mangy russet pelt on his chin makes me queasy. HMTQ objected to it but hey I'm the Wonder Capon Leader of Men Stallion Apache Pilot Potter of Afghanis Roweller of Polo Ponies Co-Conspirator in a Life of Fraud Relocator of Lost Penguins Adviser to Greta and Kim Jong Un... Roast Chicken Extraordinaire anyone...? Wanna .... a Prince?...He's a surly-looking little git, isn't he. (And he's 2 inches shorter than his brother)
here is my post from 5 Nov 2020I'm not saying I necessarily disbelieve you because I flip-flop on the whole moonbump/surrogacy thing. But it is possible to induce lactation without having been pregnant. The drugs used for this (domperidone?) could have been responsible for her weight gain.
worried there is a glitch... ergo I am reposting from 5 NovI'm not saying I necessarily disbelieve you because I flip-flop on the whole moonbump/surrogacy thing. But it is possible to induce lactation without having been pregnant. The drugs used for this (domperidone?) could have been responsible for her weight gain.
I know I'll get some push back on this one but I can now confirm (again) old smeghead was pregnant with Archie.
I previously mentioned the acquaintance who worked for them said she was pregnant and everybody said she could still fake it to the staff. However I've come into another bit of info which does confirm she was pregnant. Smegatron had a lady in to help her with breast feeding because she was having issues with him latching on. So the woman was showing Megain how to get him to latch on
what will be interesting is the time leading up to the wedding and after. Sam is close to her dad so will know what was going onExactly. There will not be much in the line of adult scandal in the book, due mainly to the fact that daddy set princess up in a new life chasing movie starism once she finished her education, and samantha was likely married and living a separate life too. It will be focused on her early years and the way her dad spoiled her and her response to that. It will be mildly interesting but no earth shattering revelations. But we live in hope and sometimes lots of small nips are as damaging as a massive bite.
Didn't Lady C say she'd spoken with samantha a few times?So she will possibly guide her on the best way to dodge litigation and hopefully cuntchops will be stymied on that front. Crying her bonk eyes out, but unable to sue.
what the fuck am I saying ... she'll sue. She'll find something.
More likely the classic Givenchy fragrance "Rancide Moi"Hazza inhales the sweaty aroma and is immediately transported back to Afghanistan, jammed into horrible accommodation with the peasants, including that rather fetching little raghead (as Hazza affectionately called him) and the muscle bound Mark Dyer whose recipe for scotch eggs and roast chicken is internet famous. He knew right then that this woman was speshul, like himself, and was attuned to his innermost thoughts. Then just as he was collecting his thoughts she returned from a visit to the bog smelling of his sainted mummy and complaining that the bog was broke and she'd had to shit in the car park ... and he knew ... he just knew ...
Prostitutes in sing song houses in Shanghai reputedly drank expensive perfumes so that the aroma seeped from their pores and orifices to excite their rich clients.
Smeggy likely went through vats of Penhaligon's Bluebell prior to the wedding.
Can’t believe I have been reading up on breastfeeding after surrogacy! But it’s a welcome diversion from current news events...I'm not saying I necessarily disbelieve you because I flip-flop on the whole moonbump/surrogacy thing. But it is possible to induce lactation without having been pregnant. The drugs used for this (domperidone?) could have been responsible for her weight gain.
Does that mean her titles will go too?!?Bookworm 2 message on Youtube 30 mins ago:-
I just heard from a reliable source that there will be NO Megxit extension!! Apparently decisions have been made and the parties are still battling about the finer details.... final conclusions will be made public at the latest end of March. It is being whispered that H's position in the line of succession is being hotly debated within the family and it has all to do with his continued stay in the US. It is inevitable that should he apply for a Greencard or citizenship he'll have to let go of ALL his titles - those are the laws of the US and has nothing to do with the RF. I sincerely hope that this is true! We have had enough.
She would have taken this serious as it'd have been her playing a role. She loves acting, even though she can't for the life of her, and would have seen herself as being the method acting superstar.Can’t believe I have been reading up on breastfeeding after surrogacy! But it’s a welcome diversion from current news events...
Anyway- it seems to say women need to prepare for about 6 months for this with hormone pills, and then domperidone later. And you have to start pumping 2 months before to get body used to idea. Just can’t imagine her being arsed to do all that?!
And if harry writes a book about his mum this is the exact reason why it will be crap. He didn't know her beyond the time they spent as children.Scobie told the Standard: “I find it quite hard to believe that Samantha will have anything interesting to say about her relationship with Meghan as there simply wasn’t one. What we have seen her do over the years is simply jump on to conversations to give her opinion, but she has never been able to give any insight into the duchess herself because she just didn’t know her beyond the time they spent together as children.”
ETA that tthis is a great thread good fun and I love reading all the comments!More likely the classic Givenchy fragrance "Rancide Moi"
Good-humoured and civil too, even when tattlers disagreeETA that tthis is a great thread good fun and I love reading all the comments!
Ok, I know I slabber about Archiedoll etc etc, but I do think she birthed him. Just not when they claimed.Can’t believe I have been reading up on breastfeeding after surrogacy! But it’s a welcome diversion from current news events...
Anyway- it seems to say women need to prepare for about 6 months for this with hormone pills, and then domperidone later. And you have to start pumping 2 months before to get body used to idea. Just can’t imagine her being arsed to do all that?!
I hear the pound shop are stocking it under firelightersSo Finding Freedom has gone from £20 to 99p! Not even worth £1!. I suppose they will spin it to say it makes it affordable to the poor masses!
Could it also be used as a toilet paper substitute in lockdown?Clearly overpriced by about 98p
Not good enough quality for bog roll, bit like that shiney medicated toilet paper (Izal??) old people used - smeared crap rather than cleaning it away.Could it also be used as a toilet paper substitute in lockdown?
Nope because rather than removing, it would deposit more *channels Lady C* "faecal matter" on the behind of the user.Could it also be used as a toilet paper substitute in lockdown?
Might be a bit irritatingCould it also be used as a toilet paper substitute in lockdown?
So true. This forum has been a godsend in the pandemic. But, I would love to see Harry and Andrew lose their places in the line of succession. I have absolutely no respect for either of them.Actually guys, March is looming.Isn't it odd that dreary and boring as the covid year has been, it still seems to have flown past.
Must be the company on here. Even the kids tip toe round me when they see the tattle logo.
@Pom Bear please please a sinister Denis Wheatley style satanic looking billy-goat with the surly face of Scoobie.
I knew a teenage billy-goat once, you daren't turn your back on it because it would creep up on you and butt you in the behind with its baby horns.
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