I've got a better solution, none of that long winded arsing about. Drop em off by hot air balloon on fuckin Alcatraz Island, let the fuckers fend for themselves. They can eat what they catch, that's it.
Don't the BRF own some tiny uninhabited remote island in a very cold and damp climate? Outer Hebrides somewhere or other. Falkland? They must have something. They used to be well versed in tucking unwanted family away securely, if I think about Mary of Scotland.
I would LOVE to live on one of those remote islands, but it wouldn't be much fun for my husband or kids..but yes, there are a few that used to be inhabited, and now have only sheep and birds, so perhaps one of those would be good
I reckon he'd cope, he's used to The Merkin bleating constantly, he must be eardrum blind to it by now!
Unfortunately ones that Charles owns as Duke of Cornwall are sparsely inhabited or uninhabited but extremely pleasant and would be awesome for a young family (ala the Cambridge holidays). Although Meg might think they're arctic and too small because she thought she was getting Guernsey ala Frogmore Cottage vs Frogmore House.
There is an MOD base on St Kilda, or more precisely on Hirta, which is the main island of the St Kilda archipelago - it is staffed for most of the year, if not all of it
several of the old cottages have been restored and are actually used to house the volunteer working parties throughout the spring/summer months. I don't think they will want them there 
incidentally, the Queen visited St Kilda some years ago...first monarch to do so I believe 
You can't do st Kilda there are rare birds there and she won't be able to handle the perceived competition.There is an MOD base on St Kilda, or more precisely on Hirta, which is the main island of the St Kilda archipelago - it is staffed for most of the year, if not all of it
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Human centipede
You are now officially our resident Sexpert on such matters. We bow to you. Fully clothed, just in case.
Picture me beaming with prideNah, I haven't got a problem with online dating, but it's not me really (plus, a tiny little detail of being married...I do realise it doesn't stop some). It is quite amazing how educating this thread can be though
A bit off-topic, but bad language-related, I was on the phone today to a warranty company for a domestic appliance playing up (umpteenth phone call to chase since last week), and was told that the word "tit" is not acceptable language...and I thought I was being rather generous in my description of the brand and the warranty customer services....
) turn decent church going people into potty mouthed she/he devils.
Och poor Mary, what a norty scallywag she was. Always up to something that one. A girl after my own heart.
Quite Freda, quiteHuman centipede
You are now officially our resident Sexpert on such matters. We bow to you. Fully clothed, just in case.
Picture me beaming with pride
I love it when we (mostly poppea and pom
I don't think I'd ever uttered the word bleep before I 'met' you guys on here...
YASS!Quite Freda, quite
BIB Does anyone else remember Capital Radio Breakfast Show featuring the most tedious satellite phone calls from a round the world yacht thingie "Hello hello this is Clare Francis from the ADC Accutrak" in the late 70s?
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