Harry and Meghan #49 Are you okay? We want privacy but won’t go away

[Scotch Mist]

The Harry Markle toilet brush and holder..the perfect Xmas gift x

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Hells bells his head is more scary upside down

don't think he'd be much good for heavy duty cleaning

 

[LadyMuck]

Latest Murky Meg

 

[Pom Bear]

Screw You Award

One for you PomBear

I make that for you tomorrow xx

 

[Toto]

Oops, I'm so sorry @Just_me1954. I didn't read properly or I'd have seen you'd already posted about superglue Smeg.

 

[sergeantsantiago]

Someone mentioned in the last thread about Meghan gate crashing a Jamaica wedding and another separate incident when Meghan was rummaging in Harry’s car boot - anyone have any links/explanations for these events? TIA!

 

[NotDumbNotBlonde]

Could be wrong, but I think it's the same as perming, but while the chemicals are on its straighted instead of put in curlers. And takes ages. Not sure exactly what the chemicals are though.


What's she writing, the Tale of Christmas Cuntwaffle?

It sounds quite nasty

Everything You Need To Know About Keratin Hair Treatments

The popular salon hair-smoothing treatments might have a not-so-pretty side after all.

www.harpersbazaar.com

 

[mardymare]

A heartfelt video from Yankee Wally. Comments worth a read too.

 

[LadyMuck]

Latest Taz video

 

[Scotch Mist]

Re-Watched Dirty Rotten Scoundrels the other night and the entire Ruprecht The MonkeyBoy segment had me howling and thinking that , had it not been filmed many years before this H&M circus, it was based on Hazno in Montecito.... one of the "mommy? Not mommy" candidates is called Diana!

I loved Ruprecht that was a funny film
The Jerk was excellent too!
In fact all of Steve Martin's early films were really funny. I liked the Man with 2 Brains too.

 

[AmIbeingTreasonable]

Seeing the Queen welcoming William and Catherine, together with Charles & Camilla, Edward & Sophie and Anne at Windsor, it's quite clear MM & JCMH will never appear as part of the real Royals again. Thank God for that. Kate changed from her wonderful red coat so as not to upstage the Queen but you know that if she were appearing that MM would try to wear a red coat like she wore a red dress to the military music evening.

@mardymare do you have a link to this footage please?

 

[Dexy]

Sorry I’m new to this thread so can someone please explain to me what the speculation with the pregnancies not being carried by her is ?
It is possible to get pregnant straight away even at 40. I did. Twice.

 

[Pom Bear]

Does this scare more germs away than Domestos? (other bleaches are available)

It might scare them so well he be putting the domesto company out of business lol x

The other bleach companies will also end up down the tubes...sorry down the pan as well

 

[Just_me1954]

I've tried following her before and I think she must have thought I was a sugar

Which is the correct one, there are about 10 samantha markle

 

[Pom Bear]

A trim and chop your own hair and balls set as promoted by H Markle

..."I agree" says Harry's balls

Harry's Richmond says "No comment"

 

[1001 others]

I would love to read more about this! Is there a website that you could recommend please, where I could read about Charles and William's reigns and the astrological predictions? Thank you

No sorry, because the place where it was posted was mysteriously hacked / shut down

 

[Poppea]

It sounds quite nasty

Everything You Need To Know About Keratin Hair Treatments

The popular salon hair-smoothing treatments might have a not-so-pretty side after all.

www.harpersbazaar.com

Yes, it is. But so are all these kinds of treatments. Back in the day, they often used perming solution to straighten hair. It was a bit better than blowdrying it out, but not much. Too high humidity and swoosh, instant curls.

 

[Facehugger]

Time to catch up x I'm later tonight.

It's been a bit quiet on the Merkin front today Pom, but I'm sure they'll both do something to piss us all off again soon enough! Xx

 

[CynicalCynthia]

latest from Celt on this weeks happenings…

 

[Scotch Mist]

What birth certificate was printed? The long form or short form? If a baby is adopted - so maybe they adopted Archie from the surrogate as she is considered the mother in the U.K. The short form birth certificate says nothing about adoption. The long form does.

This article shows the birth certificate

Five things we spotted on Archie's birth certificate - BBC News

Archie wasn't born at home, the top registrar didn't sign it, and other things we learned.

www.google.co.uk

 

[Silbee]

Thanks for this. I’d never thought about it.

I hadn't either. Thanks for pointing that out Scotch Mist.