You know the tune!
Stand and deliver
I’m the drab prince who’s getting on your tit
Don’t say bad thing about me or you’ll be served a writ
She took away my guns and my porn collection (oh oh)
She keeps inviting me to a fishmongers convention
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Take a long look in the mirror you traitorous lowlife
I’m the drab prince so sick of this grey polo
The
bleeping witch won’t even give my her last rolo
We committed daylight robbery just to get our kicks (oh oh)
You can watch it next year when it’s streamed on Netflix
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Take a long look in the mirror you traitorous lowlife
And even though we fool the sugars
The Tattlers are onto us
Oh
tit
We’re the duke & duchess & not your average grunts
In reality we’re a pair of grifting
bleeping cunts
We’re the duke & duchess & we remain at large (oh oh)
With a bit of luck in 4 years time we will be in charge
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Take a long look in the mirror you traitorous lowlife
And even though we fool the sugars
The Tattlers are onto us
Oh
tit
Qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley
Qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley
Qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley
Qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife