Harry and Meghan #41 turning tricks, see it all on Netflix.

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You know the tune! :devilish:

Stand and deliver

I’m the drab prince who’s getting on your tit
Don’t say bad thing about me or you’ll be served a writ
She took away my guns and my porn collection (oh oh)
She keeps inviting me to a fishmongers convention

Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Take a long look in the mirror you traitorous lowlife

I’m the drab prince so sick of this grey polo
The bleeping witch won’t even give my her last rolo
We committed daylight robbery just to get our kicks (oh oh)
You can watch it next year when it’s streamed on Netflix

Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Take a long look in the mirror you traitorous lowlife

And even though we fool the sugars
The Tattlers are onto us
Oh tit

We’re the duke & duchess & not your average grunts
In reality we’re a pair of grifting bleeping cunts
We’re the duke & duchess & we remain at large (oh oh)
With a bit of luck in 4 years time we will be in charge

Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Take a long look in the mirror you traitorous lowlife

And even though we fool the sugars
The Tattlers are onto us
Oh tit

Qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley
Qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley
Qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley
Qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
This is excellent and funny 😃 Well done 💕 xx
 
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Just wanted to apologize for not being able to read all the threads I have missed...not literally ,as despite what my teachers may have suspected,I can read and have been able to for a couple of years 🙈,...
The spirit was willing but the flesh thought....
Balls to that...I'll have to manage as you have all gone thread mad....and I have to get some sleep....
I'm sure every post was positively brilliant and im sure I have missed some reight gems about pinky and the brain...so a belated...
I would if I could but I can't...so I won't.
...now...
Who let the dogs out.....
Me
Now
Goodnight 😘😘😘😊☺☺☺
Good to see you back here, Yorkie - you were missed x
 
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I have treated the court tattlers to a big meal to say thanks on their hard work in court 🤗xx
I have invited LadyMuck as she wanted to join up for court but sadly couldn't make it by the time I took the photo 🤗 xx
I also welcome Yorkiejules ❤ good to see you back on here ❤ xx

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I've taken a break and kept out of the H & M vortex for a couple of weeks and life is suddenly amazing again. I remember hoping and praying some years ago that the Kardashians would somehow evaporate from the face of this earth never to be heard from again. What a peaceful life Ginge and Cringe could lead if the same somehow happened to them! But alas, life being what it is this is unlikely to happen, at least if they get to decide, and tonight I've read a few articles again. This comment in an article about the star studded but sadly cancelled Invictus fundraiser - due to Covid-19 you guyssss - summarizes quite succinctly why they should be subjected to the closest possible scrutiny: :

"Thing Explainer, Sceptred Isle, United Kingdom, 11 hours ago

What astonished me with that was how RICH were all the people so generously singing, virtue-signalling etc to raise a paltry 1 MILLION POUNDS. That is actually small change - look at how blithely they ripped through twice that just to decorate their house. The 'stars' could literally just give the money themselves, but the whole bunch get great PR out of posing with disabled veterans. That's pretty low IMO. Just for comparison for folks to understand: for a Carer of a disabled person to get Carer's allowance for looking after a disabled relative, they must have an income of LESS than 128 pounds per week. Carer's allowance is 67.25 pounds per week. Try living on even 128 per week, never mind 67.25. So Carer's Allowance for a year is 2.5k pounds. And they were planning to pay back the 2.4m Taxpayers spent on renovating their house at 18k per month. They are breathtakingly arrogant, entitled and just plain GREEDY. And they expected us to pay their security abroad too!"

Source:

If the sums here are correct (and surely they are not too far off), I suggest this comment is printed, framed and posted to all whinging self-pitying celebrity do-gooders wherever they are, to be hung up in a prominent position in their inspirational quotes library for as long as they may live!
 
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Somewhat off topic briefly. If I lived in the USA I'd be shitting bricks and I'd be armed to the teeth legally or not. bleeping terrifying videos coming from there in this past few weeks. My heart goes out to all our Murican pals on here and I hope you are all staying safe as you can. 🇺🇲
from someone in the US.
went to Washington, DC today, our nation’s capital.
I used to go about every 2 months. But, have not been in about 9 months due to the coronavirus.
it has changed so much, not for the better.
I was in what had been a very nice area, not any more.
the dangerous unrest/ rioting is not near me as I live in the country.
But, if is very sad and seriously frightening in some of our cities.
even my son, who usually does not notice things, said our highways, our city look like a third world country.
thank you for your thoughts.
Momof5 has family in law enforcement, as you know, and that must be very hard.
Our country is in trouble.

That is what makes it so hard to deal with Meghan and Harry. We have real problems. They just grift along with no thought to duty or country. They want money at any cost. That is just such a bad attitude/ display when things are rough for our country and for so many people.
even the Kardashians are somewhat toned down (for them).

They are just so out of sync with the reality of many people.
🎼 Every little thing they do
the timing is off,
they just turn me off 🎼
 
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It's been along time since I wrote you,
Well you know how time can fly
Seems like yesterday I was threading
Now it's like I have no time...
........
I have changed my name to Alice and am now on miners works experience,as I have been down so many tunnels,I'm running out of soap🙈
....
I have also found Jesus...well I know he wasn't lost but you get the drift....
Oh yes,when I get involved,I'm like the proverbial rat up someone's guttering🤪
...
I'm trying to convince the other half I'm not away with the fairies but it's still like watching the workmen doing roadworks,whilst never taking their eyes of their mobile communication devices🤫
...
Up to press...we are on our third holiday choice due to government guidelines of playing hokey cokey with the quarantine list of countries...so it will be interesting when I have to throw various items in a suitcase at the very last minute like the conveyor belt on the generation game...won't be taking omids excuse for a book with me as I always pack a roll of andrex for emergencies 🙈
...
Seems like my 2nd home is now YouTube as I have tired of the waste of space that is Facebook.
...I still believe Phillip is no more..Charlie will soon be meeting him holding hands with Andrew,although he's a very slippery snake so I'm uncertain,sadly.
Wouldn't surprise me if one or both of the terrible twins is in for a roasting down under and the other royals will have to get a proper job...maybe try their hands at grave digging🤫
...the 4th of November will be a date to mark on your mobile...
Either we will get some answers to very important questions or I'll be fitted for a very fetching jacket with lots of buckles🤯
...at least I'll have had a nice rest abroad ..somewhere warm 🙏
..last but not least...I still hate the pair of what Freda says.. something's change and something's will always be the same.
Bless you all❤😘🥰👋❤
So lovely to see you back on the thread xx
 
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I’ve started stockpiling popcorn for when H&M realise they have no talent or experience to be commanding big money. Once they fail to deliver, they will start their fall down the slippery slope. Businesses will give you money only if you will give them more. Can’t see this happening here, because these two do not have a committed work ethic bone in their bodies.
 
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On that bib. (pet mag)
Isn't it odd how there's not much cheerleading going on from that quarter since smeggy threw their mate/relative MLP under the BLM bus?


Somewhat off topic briefly. If I lived in the USA I'd be shitting bricks and I'd be armed to the teeth legally or not. bleeping terrifying videos coming from there in this past few weeks. My heart goes out to all our Murican pals on here and I hope you are all staying safe as you can. 🇺🇲
tit indeed going down in the US of A. I certainly wouldn’t be going out for al fresco dining that’s for bloody sure. Some fat bint sneaks in and try drink my beer, she’d be seeing stars. duck BLM and Antifa. Fascist bastards. M&H are cunts, just to keep it on thread 😈
 
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tit indeed going down in the US of A. I certainly wouldn’t be going out for al fresco dining that’s for bloody sure. Some fat bint sneaks in and try drink my beer, she’d be seeing stars. duck BLM and Antifa. Fascist bastards. M&H are cunts, just to keep it on thread 😈
Just imagining the fat bint sneaking in....😂
On a serious note, I can't believe how many people, including this pair of prize cunts, jumped on this particular bandwagon and didn't recognise the danger of what's really behind BLM. Rasism is an awful thing, but the way BLM operates and what ot stands for will not help eradicate it...
 
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Is the "royal expert" scabes trying to say little A is actually living with them. Havent seen any zoom photos with A in them
Funny how we haven't seen any of them. It's strange that they wouldn't want to show a 'humanising/funny' clip to the world. So I call bullshit again from plastic face.

Nobody will pay huge sums of money to see their child. So duck off you money grabbing bastards.😡

They might think that we are all fooled by repaying Frogmore renovations costs BUT 2 or 3 loyal staff members (and their families) were evicted from those cottages so that they could be made over for the Harkles. That means that those people lost their homes unnecessarily because of the Harkles and nobody is living there now. They are greedy cunts who couldn't give a shite about anyone else.

Frogmore could be converted back to staff accommodation but it won't happen. Meghan will never return she's too much of a coward and even if Harry did come back I bet he would rather live in London.
 
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From the New Idea, but you never know.

Meghan’s ex-friend Jess fears: She’s out to get me!
 
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Found one that is not behind a paywall about the duo demanding total control of everything in their word salad speeches.

Who the hell do this pair think they are? They’re actual bleeping megalomaniacs! It’s a bloody good job Harry was the second son because can you imagine if him and his floozy ever got their skinny arses on the throne? They would somehow contrive to be living a billionaire lifestyle with no accountability whatsoever. The Mussolini and Megantoinette of the UK. No criticism allowed little people.:sick:
 
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I still think an assault course in the hollywood hills with a baby strapped to their chest with points deducted for damage to Archie doll and clear Papparazzi shots.

Memorising and ordering / collecting complex orders from Harry’s new Favourite

points deducted during the series for not asking Meghan if she’s okay
 
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