Another Murky Meg video:-
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Nah....they’ve gone on so much aboutNew job opening for the pair of them, as if they aren’t being rammed down our throats enough!
Keeping Up with the Markles
Keeping Up With The Kardashians is OVER after 14 years on air
Kim Kardashian has announced her family's iconic reality show is over after 14 years on air.www.dailymail.co.uk
Keeping up with Ginge, Cringe and her magic minge!New job opening for the pair of them, as if they aren’t being rammed down our throats enough!
Keeping Up with the Markles
Keeping Up With The Kardashians is OVER after 14 years on air
Kim Kardashian has announced her family's iconic reality show is over after 14 years on air.
Could you imagine KUWTH TV............shudder!
but imo it’s the level to which they have sunk - it’s all they have left to sell, family links, be interesting to see if they actually made any money from it, lasted 20 seasons or whatever
but imo it’s the level to which they have sunk - it’s all they have left to sell, family links, be interesting to see if they actually made any money from it, lasted 20 seasons or whatever
Third time lucky?Oh god don't give them any fresh ideas
My suggestion for the programme title is ‘Keeping up with the Suchexcesses’.
They forgot to thank their audience for all the money they made on the back of this!
Bloody brilliant!!!You know the tune!
Stand and deliver
I’m the drab prince who’s getting on your tit
Don’t say bad thing about me or you’ll be served a writ
She took away my guns and my porn collection (oh oh)
She keeps inviting me to a fishmongers convention
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Take a long look in the mirror you traitorous lowlife
I’m the drab prince so sick of this grey polo
The bleeping witch won’t even give my her last rolo
We committed daylight robbery just to get our kicks (oh oh)
You can watch it next year when it’s streamed on Netflix
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Take a long look in the mirror you traitorous lowlife
And even though we fool the sugars
The Tattlers are onto us
Oh tit
We’re the duke & duchess & not your average grunts
In reality we’re a pair of grifting bleeping cunts
We’re the duke & duchess & we remain at large (oh oh)
With a bit of luck in 4 years time we will be in charge
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Take a long look in the mirror you traitorous lowlife
And even though we fool the sugars
The Tattlers are onto us
Oh tit
Qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley
Qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley
Qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley
Qua qua da diddley qua qua da diddley
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
Stand and deliver your country or your wife
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Thank you. I had misplaced this.
I was wondering anyway why everyone is so upset about this set of rules. It is for the good of the monarchy if they don't accept anything with shady financing or advertising or some such. I do like them rules. But then I am German, we are big on rules anywayThe Palace are well-known to get stuff out there via the Telegraph. I think the Harry Walker contract details came from a BP leak.
What this contract shows is that there is no way H&M can take a booking from 'Mr Dodgy's Kazakhstan Arms Dealing Conference' and claim later they were shocked and stunned to find out that they had accidentally posed with a new-model Kalashnikov with all the latest features...
ETA I mean it's the greedy grifting Duchess, so she'll take the fee anyway, but she can't claim later she 'didn't know' that she was going to be introduced on stage by Dear Respected Kim Jong-Un
No...I did see people having to flee a restaurant because the 'peaceful' protesters were anything but, but didn't actually see the fat bint. Awful. And some people think this sort of behaviour can be justified, because, you know, 'the cause'. Absolute bullshit. And even worse, celebrities and people in high positions like H&M (deserved or not) backing the movement just encourage this...although for them it's just a case of getting a platform, anywhere to preach from their moral high horse...
It's certainly not the shady financing H & M are trying to avoid...I was wondering anyway why everyone is so upset about this set of rules. It is for the good of the monarchy if they don't accept anything with shady financing or advertising or some such. I do like them rules. But then I am German, we are big on rules anyway
I agree with you. It's standard procedure to have as many details as possible and have everything laid out in a contract I would have thought.I was wondering anyway why everyone is so upset about this set of rules. It is for the good of the monarchy if they don't accept anything with shady financing or advertising or some such. I do like them rules. But then I am German, we are big on rules anyway
I think it's just general outrage against the greedy Harkles.
It would seem that they will want to evade answering certain questions but then again I would think that this is also standard procedure.
That may be why I'm so good with rules, I had a German mother.I was wondering anyway why everyone is so upset about this set of rules. It is for the good of the monarchy if they don't accept anything with shady financing or advertising or some such. I do like them rules. But then I am German, we are big on rules anyway
Are you in Germany now or have you relocated to England?
Brilliant!
That’s what we should all call them from now on seeing as they love a title!
Just Harry & Meghantoinette - Duke & Duchess of Suchexcesses
The sad thing is the pair don't need to have talent, expertise, experience, life history etc.....they just need to stay relevant. To do that you need to stay in the public eye, drip feeding stories every day, with the occasional skirmish in court or pseudo controversy.
There will be no divorce, no come uppance for Meg, no rehabilitation for Hazno.....as long as they stay relevant and their presence or opinion or title matters.
There may well be a brief flirtation between Hazno and a nanny/personal trainer but he will be back with his tail between his legs, begging Meg's forgiveness, hitting the headlines. She will attend Diana's memorial, give a speech, brazen it out, take over the front pages.
If they stop bring relevant,then they are in trouble.
Have a great holiday YorkieIt's been along time since I wrote you,
Well you know how time can fly
Seems like yesterday I was threading
Now it's like I have no time...
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I have changed my name to Alice and am now on miners works experience,as I have been down so many tunnels,I'm running out of soap
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I have also found Jesus...well I know he wasn't lost but you get the drift....
Oh yes,when I get involved,I'm like the proverbial rat up someone's guttering
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I'm trying to convince the other half I'm not away with the fairies but it's still like watching the workmen doing roadworks,whilst never taking their eyes of their mobile communication devices
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Up to press...we are on our third holiday choice due to government guidelines of playing hokey cokey with the quarantine list of countries...so it will be interesting when I have to throw various items in a suitcase at the very last minute like the conveyor belt on the generation game...won't be taking omids excuse for a book with me as I always pack a roll of andrex for emergencies
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Seems like my 2nd home is now YouTube as I have tired of the waste of space that is Facebook.
...I still believe Phillip is no more..Charlie will soon be meeting him holding hands with Andrew,although he's a very slippery snake so I'm uncertain,sadly.
Wouldn't surprise me if one or both of the terrible twins is in for a roasting down under and the other royals will have to get a proper job...maybe try their hands at grave digging
...the 4th of November will be a date to mark on your mobile...
Either we will get some answers to very important questions or I'll be fitted for a very fetching jacket with lots of buckles
...at least I'll have had a nice rest abroad ..somewhere warm
..last but not least...I still hate the pair of what Freda says.. something's change and something's will always be the same.
Bless you all
we'd pretty much been doing the same with regard to a holiday and each time cancelled days before we were due to travel....given up now Berlin. Center of the universe.
Universe of trash, rude cab drivers and dog poop in the streets, that is.
Apart from that, beautiful cityThe rules sound to me like something that was imposed on them by BP as part of the Megxit deal. I am sure they couldn't care less where the money comes from as long as it rolls their direction.No...I did see people having to flee a restaurant because the 'peaceful' protesters were anything but, but didn't actually see the fat bint. Awful. And some people think this sort of behaviour can be justified, because, you know, 'the cause'. Absolute bullshit. And even worse, celebrities and people in high positions like H&M (deserved or not) backing the movement just encourage this...although for them it's just a case of getting a platform, anywhere to preach from their moral high horse...
It's certainly not the shady financing H & M are trying to avoid...
It's nice to have you join in ... : - )Berlin. Center of the universe.
Universe of trash, rude cab drivers and dog poop in the streets, that is.
The rules sound to me like something that was imposed on them by BP as part of the Megxit deal. I am sure they couldn't care less where the money comes from as long as it rolls their direction.
Ah, sweet of you to say.
I am my moms royal reporter. She loves everything BRF, everything but the two what Freda says of course, but her English isn't good enough to keep up. Right now she is nagging me to read (and translate her) the drivel (FF), which I won't. I did give it a try and had to give up after the first chapter. My sanity is hard enough to maintain without this truckload of utter nonsense and adulation.
ETA the German tabloids still are very much in awe of MM, making them totally useless. And we don't read them anyway. My granny did, we don't. Mom has read a lot of biographys about members of the BRF though. And I suspect she's been in love with Chaz for a couple of decades. She once even had an ugly boyfriend who had a strong resemblance
Agree, they are the kind of people that would sell their grandma for money...oh wait, they pretty much have!Berlin. Center of the universe.
Universe of trash, rude cab drivers and dog poop in the streets, that is.
The rules sound to me like something that was imposed on them by BP as part of the Megxit deal. I am sure they couldn't care less where the money comes from as long as it rolls their direction.
On German rule loving...I do have some German blood in me, but clearly not enough...always a bit of a quiet, but sustained rebel...
Oma and my late Mother were similarly obsessed, too. Here am I so that's the three of us.Ah, sweet of you to say.
I am my moms royal reporter. She loves everything BRF, everything but the two what Freda says of course, but her English isn't good enough to keep up. Right now she is nagging me to read (and translate her) the drivel (FF), which I won't. I did give it a try and had to give up after the first chapter. My sanity is hard enough to maintain without this truckload of utter nonsense and adulation.
Please pass on my good wishes to your mother and fellow gruesome twosome fan ...
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