It's been along time since I wrote you,
Well you know how time can fly
Seems like yesterday I was threading
Now it's like I have no time...
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I have changed my name to Alice and am now on miners works experience,as I have been down so many tunnels,I'm running out of soap
![See-no-evil monkey :see_no_evil: 🙈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f648.png)
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I have also found Jesus...well I know he wasn't lost but you get the drift....
Oh yes,when I get involved,I'm like the proverbial rat up someone's guttering
![Zany face :zany_face: 🤪](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92a.png)
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I'm trying to convince the other half I'm not away with the fairies but it's still like watching the workmen doing roadworks,whilst never taking their eyes of their mobile communication devices
![Shushing face :shushing_face: 🤫](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92b.png)
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Up to press...we are on our third holiday choice due to government guidelines of playing hokey cokey with the quarantine list of countries...so it will be interesting when I have to throw various items in a suitcase at the very last minute like the conveyor belt on the generation game...won't be taking omids excuse for a book with me as I always pack a roll of andrex for emergencies
![See-no-evil monkey :see_no_evil: 🙈](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f648.png)
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Seems like my 2nd home is now YouTube as I have tired of the waste of space that is Facebook.
...I still believe Phillip is no more..Charlie will soon be meeting him holding hands with Andrew,although he's a very slippery snake so I'm uncertain,sadly.
Wouldn't surprise me if one or both of the terrible twins is in for a roasting down under and the other royals will have to get a proper job...maybe try their hands at grave digging
![Shushing face :shushing_face: 🤫](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92b.png)
...the 4th of November will be a date to mark on your mobile...
Either we will get some answers to very important questions or I'll be fitted for a very fetching jacket with lots of buckles
![Exploding head :exploding_head: 🤯](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f92f.png)
...at least I'll have had a nice rest abroad ..somewhere warm
![Folded hands :pray: 🙏](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f64f.png)
..last but not least...I still hate the pair of what Freda says.. something's change and something's will always be the same.
Bless you all
![Red heart :heart: ❤](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/2764.png)
![Face blowing a kiss :kissing_heart: 😘](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f618.png)
![Smiling face with 3 hearts :smiling_face_with_3_hearts: 🥰](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f970.png)
![Waving hand :wave: 👋](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f44b.png)