Harry and Meghan #40 It's never our fault, our self awareness is locked in the vault!

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Harry's lawyer straight up said it was due to a conflict of interest (Amazon vs. Netflix) so why are they trying to spin it now? They must think we're all morons.
Exactly, nobody knows how the COVID situation will be a year from now. What, do they have a crystal ball? If the Olympics can go ahead next year why not Invictus. They must think we’re as thick as they are!
 
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Looool Can you spot Harry's balls in the pic 😄

Time to catch up..on page 41 🙂 x
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I don't reckon he will publicly say anything. If reports are right about the feud between the brothers, he'll keep his own counsel & his gunpowder dry, and let the Palace deal with it, all in their own good time. Must be sad to see his brother going the way he is, all led by a whiff of Merkin. 😔
Totally agree but he could state that he's 'disappointed' with the musical. Noone would think there's anything wrong with that. Except the gruesome twosome of course 🙂
 
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I remember reading that when Diana died her shed load of millions was in trust till the boys turned 30./. He has Loads of dosh to use up if need be... I seem to remember readi ng the £30million mark in trust till 30....
 
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It's guesswork but this Invictus-linked event coming to light has rattled them based on today's PR frenzy.

There were so many things that the gruesome twosome did that I never questioned at the time but now you just kind of know how slippery they are, and how much they pre-planned this move to the USA.

Oh here we go. The Duke of Litigation is back...

The gravity of this is immense! He’s actually come out in defence of his actions. This is getting ugly, rubs hands, makes popcorn
 
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The 'repayment' story is definitely damage limitation in response to the negative press re Invictus. Happened so quickly its laughable.
 
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I reckon Charles has agreed to pay the money for them. There's no way Netflix would hand over millions to the Harkles up front when they have no track record as producers. This is Harry having a meltdown over the bad press he's getting due to being an all round snake 🐍
The fool thinks that doing this now will save their reputation but it's too late for that.

Quote from the Daily Mail article:
'Graham Smith of Republic said: 'Harry should have paid this bill from the outset, rather than expecting the taxpayer to stump up the cash.

'They've now paid for the refurbishment while continuing to use the home whenever they stay in the UK.

'Their statement claims the cottage is the Queen's property, which is untrue.

'It belongs to the Crown Estate, which is there to raise revenue for the Treasury, so we have a right to know what rent they are paying for the place.'

He added: 'Harry and Meghan have ended their active involvement in royal duties and now live in the US, yet still expect the British taxpayer to provide them with luxury accommodation, always available for whenever they choose to visit.

'Perhaps they should get a loyalty card with Travelodge and save the taxpayer more wasted money.'
If it was the Netflix money they used to pay for Frogmore, surely Netflix would say, “wait a bleeping minute, that cash is to pay for programming, not your bloody house in Windsor”. Cunts!
 
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Slightly off topic

On the secret celebs thread someone posted a link to a thread on vipers nest mumsnet where a former showbiz PR was taking questions. Claims she has been told the William rumours are true and the Harkles have been stitched a kipper. (Second hand info so pinch of salt time).



The BIB confirms what many of us here have been saying :devilish:

On topic: he’s a traitorous bleep and she‘s a grifting bleep...............and a bleep!
Nah, I'm still not buying it. Everytime tit for brains and the yacht girl get bad publicity 'somebody in the know' drags up some tit about William or Kate to take the heat off the snarkles. Usually it starts in the Royal Family thread (spit) but sometimes in the Secret Celeb thread (to create the illusion that it's just a tidbit and not yet another sniper attack on the Cambridges and hey, if it gets around wellllll 🤷‍♀️ ... *shrugs*.)
Right on cue, Hazza shits on his mum's grave and then wipes his arse with his Invictus tee shirt and up pops the rumour again to distract from his being a total conniving bleep. It's tedious and in an era of high tech in the hands of everyone from the bin man to the ladies who lunch there has been no evidence to support it. None other than Kate and Wills looked like they were enduring a prolonged tiff. Maybe he came home drunk and pissed in the wardrobe(yep, had that done here) or brought his pervey obnoxious old school pal to stay overnight(bleep🤬).Thank duck there is no footage of me when Mr Freda forgets a birthday either because it can be 'picture only but no sound' for days on end.
Any of us can claim to be anything. I mean I'm 21, 6ft tall, have a body to die for and wear only Victoria's Secret lingerie as I do the dishes ... I also have a Masters degree in Chemistry, Physics and Biology. Or something.:unsure:
 
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Nah, I'm still not buying it. Everytime tit for brains and the yacht girl get bad publicity 'somebody in the know' drags up some tit about William or Kate to take the heat off the snarkles. Usually it starts in the Royal Family thread (spit) but sometimes in the Secret Celeb thread (to create the illusion that it's just a tidbit and not yet another sniper attack on the Cambridges and hey, if it gets around wellllll 🤷‍♀️ ... *shrugs*.)
Right on cue, Hazza shits on his mum's grave and then wipes his arse with his Invictus tee shirt and up pops the rumour again to distract from his being a total conniving bleep. It's tedious and in an era of high tech in the hands of everyone from the bin man to the ladies who lunch there has been no evidence to support it. None other than Kate and Wills looked like they were enduring a prolonged tiff. Maybe he came home drunk and pissed in the wardrobe(yep, had that done here) or brought his pervey obnoxious old school pal to stay overnight(bleep🤬).Thank duck there is no footage of me when Mr Freda forgets a birthday either because it can be 'picture only but no sound' for days on end.
Any of us can claim to be anything. I mean I'm 21, 6ft tall, have a body to die for and wear only Victoria's Secret lingerie as I do the dishes ... I also have a Masters degree in Chemistry, Physics and Biology. Or something.:unsure:
You fibber! Mr Freda says you wear your Nanna's pinny & rollers, and have a master's degree in the appropriate use of the word 'bleep'. But we knew that bit! 😘
 
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Nah, I'm still not buying it. Everytime tit for brains and the yacht girl get bad publicity 'somebody in the know' drags up some tit about William or Kate to take the heat off the snarkles. Usually it starts in the Royal Family thread (spit) but sometimes in the Secret Celeb thread (to create the illusion that it's just a tidbit and not yet another sniper attack on the Cambridges and hey, if it gets around wellllll 🤷‍♀️ ... *shrugs*.)
Right on cue, Hazza shits on his mum's grave and then wipes his arse with his Invictus tee shirt and up pops the rumour again to distract from his being a total conniving bleep. It's tedious and in an era of high tech in the hands of everyone from the bin man to the ladies who lunch there has been no evidence to support it. None other than Kate and Wills looked like they were enduring a prolonged tiff. Maybe he came home drunk and pissed in the wardrobe(yep, had that done here) or brought his pervey obnoxious old school pal to stay overnight(bleep🤬).Thank duck there is no footage of me when Mr Freda forgets a birthday either because it can be 'picture only but no sound' for days on end.
Any of us can claim to be anything. I mean I'm 21, 6ft tall, have a body to die for and wear only Victoria's Secret lingerie as I do the dishes ... I also have a Masters degree in Chemistry, Physics and Biology. Or something.:unsure:
I totally agree with you. I mainly posted it for the bit about the Royals PR team.
 
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Nah, I'm still not buying it. Everytime tit for brains and the yacht girl get bad publicity 'somebody in the know' drags up some tit about William or Kate to take the heat off the snarkles. Usually it starts in the Royal Family thread (spit) but sometimes in the Secret Celeb thread (to create the illusion that it's just a tidbit and not yet another sniper attack on the Cambridges and hey, if it gets around wellllll 🤷‍♀️ ... *shrugs*.)
Right on cue, Hazza shits on his mum's grave and then wipes his arse with his Invictus tee shirt and up pops the rumour again to distract from his being a total conniving bleep. It's tedious and in an era of high tech in the hands of everyone from the bin man to the ladies who lunch there has been no evidence to support it. None other than Kate and Wills looked like they were enduring a prolonged tiff. Maybe he came home drunk and pissed in the wardrobe(yep, had that done here) or brought his pervey obnoxious old school pal to stay overnight(bleep🤬).Thank duck there is no footage of me when Mr Freda forgets a birthday either because it can be 'picture only but no sound' for days on end.
Any of us can claim to be anything. I mean I'm 21, 6ft tall, have a body to die for and wear only Victoria's Secret lingerie as I do the dishes ... I also have a Masters degree in Chemistry, Physics and Biology. Or something.:unsure:
You colour the cretin in well, fair play.

The late Mr Silbee did the forgotten birthday routine the second year we were married. He had the good sense not to try it again for another twenty-odd years.
 
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Love the bad acting suggestions on here:-



Och I didn't mind old Wallis. She never pretended to be Polyanna Perfect, she was a grifter happy to nick any bloke that took her fancy. Not her fault that she couldn't shake off the petulant thick Prince/King who insisted on shagging her leg and following her around like a lovesick puppy.Once he abdicated she was fucked. Not literally as he had difficulties in that department, but she was stuck with him. All she wanted was the diamonds and furs and dancing the night away and what she got was life in exile, unable to do any of the things she loved and hatred piled on her from all quarters.

At a dinner party in 1936, Winston Churchill provocatively asked why King Edward shouldn’t be allowed to have his “cutie.” His reference to the infamous Wallis Simpson prompted a quick reply from playwright and actor Noël Coward. “Because England doesn’t wish for a Queen Cutie,” the polymath said, summing up the establishment’s view. :m

I totally agree with you. I mainly posted it for the bit about the Royals PR team.
I know bubba. I know where you stand(y) It just grinds my gears that you could put the kettle on for it ... if the snarkles poop their nappies (sorry, I mean diapers obviously) in public then by the time the kettle is boiled the Cambridge rumours or the Randy fiascos will have been dragged back out and dusted off.
So predictable.
But he has fucked up big time re showing what's important to him. Not the mummy he still weeps over for a fat cheque, not the regiment he ditched so he could go see a movie with Cunty Mc Cuntface, and not the wounded men and women he claimed to support with Invictus.
He has sold his soul to the devil.
 
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Instead of hungry hippos we have the hungry harrys version 😄
Each person controls Harry for him to grab as much royal money as possible 🤭
Sounds like something Meghan would like to play lol.
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The gravity of this is immense! He’s actually come out in defence of his actions. This is getting ugly, rubs hands, makes popcorn
His own lawyers cited "Conflict of interest" as the reason FFS ! Is he going to sue them too?
 
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... and this is how you spin a story.

From the comments on there.

FreddiexxxxxxxFan, Flyover Country, United States, less than a minute ago
I've been reading up on this deal with Netflix. Experts say it is highly unlikely that Netflix paid over $100 million--and that is is to be paid over 5 years. So, that would mean $20 million per year. And at least some of that money is back-ended, meaning in order to get paid, the content Harry and Meghan provide must do well. This is unlikely because the content the Obamas have provided has not done very well. Doubtful H&M's content would be an improvement.
:oops:

The Obamas got an award for their tit. Not that that means it was good , but yanno, you'd think it might be.
Hopefully this guy is right. If the product content doesn't suit their standard then netflix have a get-out reason not to pay them.
Why is my machiavellian side thinking they've walked into a trap.
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Conversation next year.
🔹NF. We aren't keen on the feminism docu you came up with. Been there done that. Anything else for us?
▪FuckFace. Well we have one on female empowerment,interviewing sex workers and writing on bananas and ....
🔹NF. Nope. Been done to death. Nobody cares. Next ...
▪FF. Ok, we have a great one on BLM
🔹NF. That's last years news. Nobody gives a tit.
▪FF Right, ok, so we are planning a series of children's stories about ducks and rabbits, pointing out the physical differences and varying habits and focusing on how they integrate and socialise and equating it to ....
🔹NF. Erm, how shall I put this sugar tits. No. To be frank we were thinking of maybe doing something on the British Royal Famerly. Yanno, maybe an insiders view.Lots of emotive images of you gazing out of Buckingham Castle windows at the dipped-in-paint birdies flying free, and innocently wondering why King William came home drunk last night and pissed in the victorian armoire while clutching a pair of pink panties labeled "not Kate's" ... and why they let their rug rats run around semi naked. You could do that saintly hand crossing thing you do in zooms and say "As God is my witness I will never let my archiedoll live among these heathens." Then haul down the nearest curtains, fashion yourself an escape dress and run down the maul/mall/boulevard pushing the twin stroller containing Ache ... it's Aitch, not Ache ... yeah whatever, and archiedoll, hop in a black cab. When the driver asks "luvaduck what's up with yer boatrace me old china, where ya wanna go?" you can scream "Anywhere away from this hell hole!!!" Cue dramatic music. We'll use Sheeran.
▪FF Well we said we wouldn't and Aitch might not want to rock the boat ...
🔹NF (stands up and ushers her toward the door, hand caressing her derriere in her snugly fitting Victoria Beckham work skirt) listen honey, go home, work on him , erm, I mean it IT. Show him your water bills and mortgage repayment demands, baby needs new shoes etc etc. Get back to me when he agrees and we'll discuss potentially releasing your next payment.

FuckFace sashays out the door, turns around and winks ... "done! Get the cheque ready!"




Oh jesus look at the time. Aargh .
 
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